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Hypotheticals for Hat Chat ep.146!

Added 2023-08-04 11:39:03 +0000 UTC

Option 1

You wake up one day to the horrible news that your father just passed away. After a rubbish day dealing with the shock you decide to go and have a bath. When you undress you see both of your nipples have disappeared. You go into a panic and go to the doctors to get it checked out but they have no idea why it has happened. The next day you discover a note hidden under your pillow from your deceased father. The note tells you that you were born without nipples and that every day ever since you were born your dad gave you 2 hickeys on your chest where your nipples would have been while you were sleeping to save you from the embarrassment of not having nipples. Now you have to live without a dad and without nipples. How would you explain the mysterious disappearance of your nipples to your friends and colleagues without revealing the hickeys-from-dad secret?

Option 2

Rishi Sunak has to play "Fuck Marry Kill" with you three as his options. Which would you want to be, and what would your case be that you present to Rishi? After hearing from all of you, who do you think he'd pick in each option?

Option 3

You're in a magic battle! But not just any magic battle, but an inconvenient magic battle! Your goal is to cast spells to inconvenience your opponent as much as possible! You have a limit of 3 spells! You can use the same spell twice if you want. Example: Teleport, Summon Concrete, Conjure Pothole.