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Hypotheticals for Hat Chat ep.136!

Added 2023-05-04 10:38:53 +0000 UTC

We're back after a podcast hiatus! Let's hit the ground runnin'

Option 1

Would you rather have a second penis instead of a butthole, or a cloaca?

For clarity: the second penis would be located where your butthole was, would not have its own pair of balls, and would function like a butthole (i.e. produce poo, nothing else). It can get erect though.

The cloaca would also be where your butthole was, and would function as one hole for all occasions! Piss, shit, jizz, the works.

Option 2

You are now locked in to a large supermarket that you frequent until everything in the store that is edible or drinkable has been eaten or drunk (drank? Not sure). You have a professional chef who can cook meals for you but you have to find the ingredients for him and he cannot help you eat the food. All the booze and pet food must be consumed. If you eat all the food and only booze remains you will not get any more food so you need to make sure you have food remaining.

What is your strategy? How long will it take?

Option 3

You all need an intervention! But why and how? Explain what is the subject of intervention in each of you and how the two others would do perform the actual intervention.