Hypotheticals for ep.122
Added 2023-01-06 12:28:30 +0000 UTCOption 1
The multiverse exists. You get put in a waiting room with five other versions of you, each from an alternate universe. What do you talk to yourselves about?
Option 2
You find out that somehow you’ve gained immortality. You can’t die of old age. What are you going to do with your life?
Option 3
You cook a microwave burrito and accidentally release an evil god from his thousand year prison.
In return for freeing him he gives you a choice of 3 fads. Whichever fad you pick will be the horrible fad thing that the 2020s is known for, like tie-dye from the 60s, bell bottoms in the 70s, leg warmers in the 80s, etc... Teens and young adults everywhere will scramble to get it, and it will die out by the end of the decade, leaving only remorse and cringe in its wake.
Here are your terrible choices;
1. Extraneous breast implants. People now get small breast implants anywhere on their body, especially for their feet or hands. This creates a market for footkinis and handkinis.
2. Nostrilectomy. The nostrils are removed to give them a cute (horrific) flesh nub, similar to an anime character.
3. Eyeball piercing. Not eyelid piercing, the actual eyeball. Medical technology now allows for full piercing of the eye tissues, which becomes popular somehow.
