Metro Ride C
Added 2024-10-16 14:14:49 +0000 UTCBased on a true story...
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Imagine how many times they've told other people that story!
Brian Christy Burke
2024-10-17 16:06:37 +0000 UTCA variant of this happened to me one time on a nature trail I was biking across as a shortcut from work when it started heavily raining. Me and two jogging college girls all took shelter under a rock outcropping. I parked my bike and tried to get out my bagged up rain coat to put on over my stuff and continue biking home but the coat pack's zipper was jammed to hell. To the girls it looked like I was pulling on both sides of it like a fucking accordion, to no avail and when I finally got my knife out to cut the thing open they BOLTED. I bet they still think they escaped from some serial killer that day.
TetsuKnife
2024-10-17 15:58:25 +0000 UTCLegally speaking you can be a grandparent at 36. Even younger if mistakes were made before 18. Don't sweat it bear dude.
Kyle
2024-10-16 21:37:55 +0000 UTCYou know you're old when the song you graduated high school with is being played on the oldies radio station. Pretty sure I instantly grew 30 grey hairs that day.
Sleepy Dave
2024-10-16 15:40:21 +0000 UTCI feel your pain...
Sleepy Dave
2024-10-16 15:38:40 +0000 UTCHA!
Brian Christy Burke
2024-10-16 14:21:34 +0000 UTC"As soon as the algorithm learned my birthday, it started recommending me GILFs."
Zeuvembie
2024-10-16 14:19:09 +0000 UTC
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