'Twas the Slut Before Christmas... A Dirty Poem Starring Evelyn Tran

(Hey all, just a little preamble. Special thanks to Simon Tam for suggesting the idea that inspired me to make this post. I know this is late, but I hope you all like it!)

Twas the night before Christmas at the neighbourhood party,

When in through the door walked a young Asian hottie.

To look at her you may not think she's a whore,

But everyone knew she was looking to score!

All except one - he was new to Spring Valley,

And picking up hos wasn’t quite up his alley,

So instead he stood shyly from across the room,

His attraction to her now beginning to bloom,

This high school age cutie had means to impress,

In her classic black choker and skimpy green dress,

He wanted to get closer without looking sleazy,

How was he supposed to know she was easy?

As the night went on, and without his knowing,

As the crowd grew and the drinks they were flowing,

Our hero stood close to the girl he desired,

The cute Asian girl in her slinky attire,

While destiny worked on in secret, so sly,

Some mistletoe loomed overhead just nearby!

And by some coincidence, at that very same time,

Our pair turned around, and delighted to find,

One looked to the other, they stood face-to-face,

And one and the other’s hearts started to race,

And our love struck hero, encouraged by beer,

Abandoned his every notion of fear,

Pointed coyly to the mistletoe overhead,

With that an idea was beginning to spread!

She blushed at this gallant display of tradition,

Welling within her; less gallant ambitions,

They kissed ‘neath the mistletoe in front of their friends,

And some, maybe all, knew just how this would end.

Our cute little Asian tramp, spurred on by love,

Took her beau by the hand to a bedroom above,

Where she made a motion to shut the door behind her,

She thought maybe the others might need a reminder,

Not to interrupt on the fun they'll be having - 

She fully intends to do some groping and grabbing!

But with no socks, bra or panties to hang outside the door,

(She laments for a moment that she's not wearing more),

The young Asian hottie decides to do what she does best,

There's no reason why she shouldn't just undress!

She peels off her sexy green Christmas attire,

Fully in view so her boy could admire,

Her taut young waif body, her tiny ass so round,

The curves of her hips and the sexy small mounds,

That make up her cute perky breasts all uncovered,

The better with which to arouse her new lover,

And her cute shaven pussy, now glistening wet -

From the thought of having sex with a stranger I'll bet.

She may not have worn underwear, just her dress and her shoes,

But our resourceful young slut will always make do,

She hangs her slinky green dress outside on the door,

And anyone walking by needn't ask more,

The new guy, our hero, was going to score,

Not that anyone there hadn't banged her before!

And with that our Christmas tale comes to a close,

Spring Valley's a city that's littered with hos,

None quite so promiscuous as young Evelyn Tran,

She might just be the biggest ho in the land!

She'll fuck her new boy until he's entirely drained,

While the rest of the neighbours plan to run a train,

On our cute Christmas slut, with her body so tight,

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!