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Banished

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Banished

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Oh that crack was there before. That moon has seen some shit.

Brian Christy Burke

It looks like she's digging a network of circumlunar canals.

McClaw

Again.

Sleepy Dave

Let's also not forget that if you're a powerful creature banished for years, it just FEELS like multiples of 100. I mean, yeah, you could keep track, but who's going to argue if you break free and be like "I was banished for 20 million years!!"? No one but the person who banished you first, that's who. Everyone else would be long gone by then and any post-it notes left for others would only cause some kind of crazy cult or order to spring up around it and you KNOW that's only going to cause some VAGUE prophecy to occur and in no way be accurate to the last second.

Jordan Sam

That and it's just easier to round up since really, who banishes powerful creatures only 99 years? Single digit or decade banishments are for mortals.

Jordan Sam

You ever try and banish someone with a multiple of Pi? Or via Integration?

Colton

I wonder why banishment only last a multiple of 100 years.

Brian Christy Burke

Well, it was either banish a witch to the moon 10,000 years ago, or banish a witch to Nemesis 170,000,000 years ago. Choices, choices...

Colton

Aw, don't worry Pigeon. I'm sure you've got at least a good 10,000 years before some astronauts let her free and she tries to conquer Earth.

Jordan Sam


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