Mixed berries & spinach smoothie by Syr
Added 2020-09-23 15:30:54 +0000 UTCKitty: “Make me a cheese sandwich!”
Syr: “... A cheese sandwich? The brie and fig jam grilled cheese?”
Kitty: “Yes… That one.”
Syr: “No. Master Mark said you can’t always eat your favorite food.”
Kitty: “But I’m hungry! And you are my maid. You must obey!”
Syr: “I’m not YOUR maid. I’m Master Mark’s maid.”
Kitty: “Whatever… If you don’t feed me, Mark will be angry at you, and you’ll never have sex again.”
Syr: “What about a smoothie?”
Kitty: “A cheese smoothie?”
Syr: “No… a nutritious one… with fruits and veggies.”
Kitty: “It doesn’t sound anywhere close to grilled cheese to me.”
Syr: “Come to the kitchen. I’ll make you one of my favorites.”
***
Kitty: “What’s this thing?”
Syr: “It’s called a blender… How can you not know that?”
Kitty: “Not knowing things makes me look cute.”
Syr: “...”
Kitty: “So, what’s the deal?”
Syr: “Here… This is my recipe.”
- A bit of rolled oats
- A serving of mixed frozen fruits (strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, blackberries)
- Half a banana
- A handful of spinach
- A cup of milk
Kitty: “Syr, you are defective. We must take you back to the store. Spinach and berries? Really?”
Syr: “It’s good for you… You won’t even taste the spinach.”
Kitty: “Still nowhere near a grilled cheese.”
Syr: “Let me prepare it for you. It’s just a matter of putting all the ingredients in the blender at once and blending them.”
Kitty : *groan*
***
Syr: “So? How is it?”
Kitty: “...”
Syr: “What? Is it good?”
Kitty: “... Okay… It IS good… but there is still no cheese.”
Syr: “Milk is liquid cheese.”
Kitty: “Really?”
Syr: *headshakes*
Comments
Nutrition 101 by Syr. ;)
2020-09-23 20:07:45 +0000 UTCKitty says : "NO! You must not be annoyed by me! You must not!"
2020-09-23 20:03:19 +0000 UTC:) ... and a legit recipe too.
2020-09-23 20:02:31 +0000 UTCMilk is liquid cheese 🤣
Sjoerd
2020-09-23 18:51:46 +0000 UTCI love kitty but I swear to god she would drive me bonkers in like a day (in the most adorable and loving fashion of course)
Leon
2020-09-23 16:14:24 +0000 UTC
