"Roses are red,"
Added 2022-04-28 01:58:44 +0000 UTCBurnside began reciting. "Violets are purple -"
"Don't finish that," I warned her.
"Aw come on, my dark wicked darlin," she protested. "Let's have some dark wicked fun! We can whip up a potion o' lizard eyeballs and venery magick to bring storms an' blight the crops for miles around! We can stand entwined atop yonder dolmen an' gaze balefully out at the forest, so if anybody happens along, the first thing they'll think of is Pain an' Darkness an' uh ... Atrophy? Is that the right word?"
"I don't think it is," I grumbled. "Get off of me."
"Nuh uh," Burnside giggled. "You an' me are soulmates. We gotta cling to each other as our only solace in this here world o' misery an' despair. Violets are violet an' roses are crimson -"
"No Sartorian poetry!" I warned.
"Is ... is that the way I acted?" Rebecca murmured as she watched Burnside's cringy antics. "Is that what the whole Dark Witchy thing looks like from the outside? Please tell me I wasn't that pathetic and annoying!"
"Sir," Vernier interjected. "Are you and the Raccoon Monster ... lovers? I'm not jealous. In fact, this makes things a lot simpler."
"No, confound it!" I exclaimed. I quickly turned and gave Burnside a hefty dose of my Orgasmic Touch. "That's enough out of you! Be quiet now."
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Comments
that might have been a bad move or a REALLY bad move. Depending on what happens next.
Simone Spinozzi
2022-04-29 22:29:58 +0000 UTCAdler uses Orgasmic Touch! It's effective! Of course, it just gives Burnside what she wants, recalling that she asked him to touch her up several installments ago.
Walter Reimer
2022-04-29 00:00:05 +0000 UTC
