Respect the Skunk
Added 2017-05-16 03:29:43 +0000 UTCAs promised, SKUNK THEMED UKULELE METAL. Of all the animals, the skunk is obviously the most METAL. It wears black, it has shaggy hair and big claws, it friggin' EATS LIVE BEES, it's not afraid of anything, and it can shoot noxious stench several meters out of its ass. SO METAL!!
The rhythm guitar part was played on an Earnest Rosetta electric tenor guitar, and the leads were played on a Risa Ukelectric Tenor (seen in the picture).
If you want to growl & headbang along with me, here are the lyrics:
Respect the skunk! Respect the skunk!
It rends the earth with mighty claws in search of bees to feed its maw.
It eats the bees! Devours the bees!
They buzz around in angry swarm, but through its coat they do no harm.
Respect the skunk! It fears no sting!
The king of beasts is in command; can shoot musk from its anal gland.
Respect the skunk! Its potent stench!
When it growls and stamps its feet, enemies had best retreat.
The skunk is strong! Beware its musk!
Prowls the forest without fear; show respect! The skunk is here!
Respect the skunk! (x4)
(At this point the song suddenly shifts to cheesy lounge funk. Do not ask why; there is no explanation that would make sense. Fender Rhodes electric piano solo emulated on a Yamaha Reface unit.)
