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Hard in the Paint with Matt Ryan

Topics: laying off the “f” word, how Tay scarred Matt’s daughter, a Chinese zoo has fake pandas, conspiracy theories, Diddy’s lube in bulk, Travis Kelce’s underperformance, guilty pleasure television

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Late to the party but I’m crying 🤣🤣 also if this episode was edited then I can’t even imagine what Matt said that had to be cut 🤣🤣😭

Catie

This was hilarious and I have mad respect Taylor’s honesty…this is why I subscribe and as soon as I get a raise, I’m upgrading to VIP, smelly vag fingers for life! 🤌

Veronica Santarelli

Taylor Mendez!!! Lolllll he’s so funny

bridgette Kaplan

Matt is a like a different vibe. I love it! Very cool and fun! My mother?!? 😭😭

adrienne Barnes

I’d love to hear Matt’s CHOTY Speech 😂

Justine trimble

MORE MATT! MORE MATT!

Kaycee Mohr

Listening to this episode this morning🤣🤣LMFAO!!!

Bernie Barron

Came here to say the same. The VIPs need to hear what got cut.

Marge

I can't get enough of Matt Ryan!! He is just such fun to listen to and knows how to laugh at life.

Jessica Wolfrom

Tay and Matt need to start a Pod! I love them together! I can relisten to the Matty pods over and over! So funny!

Kelli Hornback

The lady was nuts in the nuts or not. I wouldn’t allow my child to go to her house ever again. If my child really liked hers and insisted on playing with her child, I’d allow them to have playdates at my home only.

Janet McCartin

Weekly Matt Please!?!

Justine trimble

“She went to the bathroom” Like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! ( sorry Tay) That one was nuts!

Jessica Drendel

Everyone knows birds aren’t real! There’s so many of them flying around, where’s all the nests?? WHERE?!?! They recharge on the power lines!! 😏😏😏

Erin Sandy

Matt Ryan is right about all the things he said… ESPECIALLY JAY-Z and BEYONCÉ!!!

Erin Sandy

That's not baby oil in those bottles. 👀

Jennifer Stewart

That lady was NUTS! I can’t imagine asking for money. I’m a single parent with no help and i would NEVER! If we invite a child to have a play date or sleepover with my daughter I expect to cover everything while they are there!! Even if it’s going out for an activity. So weird.

Liz Bigelow

I about spit out my coffee when she played that mom’s request for $15. It’s totally absurd but the part that really did me in was her saying “she sat on my couch so wear and tear”. I hope you charge everyone who dares to sit on your couch. What a looney tune

Mara Kraus

TAYLOR! You + Matt Ryan = me laughing so hard I am literally crying and I can’t fricken breathe 🤣 You guys together are magical. Chef’s kiss 💋

Talea

The thing about pockets in women's jeans is sooo true They are smaller than on men's jeans.

Gloria Eichmann

“Never talk to that b!**h again” “My mother?!” 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 😂

Allie

What a way to start a week ! So many laugh

Faith Stanton

The last two minutes of the show where they tell the story about, I would never talk to that bitch again. I was crying laughing.

Brittainy Fields

Maybe that’s her way of distracting 👀

Ashley

Never more laughs than with Matt. LOVE!

Gina Ganschow

I’m so obsessed w Matt Ryan 🤣 way to end strong. I ended the episode cracking up…and wanting more. Please more Matt!

Katie Quinn

OMG thank you for bringing us into that inside joke at the very end 🤣☠️

Marisa Meade

lol so funny

Michelle

Agreed!

Tricia

I am so excited to listen I don’t want to start it. LOL Matt Ryan day!!!

Tricia

Beyoncé literally just did a GQ interview and she rarely does interviews. So, it wouldn’t be weird for her not to anyway. She also just released some kind of collab with Levi’s. And her Whisky launch. lol she’s actually doing SO much right now.

Marisa Meade

Can you please watch Siesta Key on mtv/ paramount + it will fill your laguna beach obsession

Maureen Rau

Please more Matt Ryan, he is laugh out loud funny !!!

Anne McDonald

What an episode! Way to show all the haters how this show is worth every penny ❤️

Michelle

That was amazing!’ Everything I needed on a Monday

Karen Fisher-Dickmann

OMG what a fucking treat! Matt Ryan twice in a month!!!!!! Pls pls make him a regular! I have missed him!!!! You both seriously have wild chemistry. I just adore it!!!!

Hayley burrows

I’m about to watch You Get me! Thanks for the suggestion.. I’m starting to wonder if I have seen but I’m watching it regardless 😂

Jill Wheeler

The bird conspiracy theory started from a reporter as a joke.

Nicole

Loved the show with Matt! Can we please have a vip video with all of the cuts! I would love that unhinged humor these days. Have a blast in LA!

Annie

OMG, this was a good night for me to have insomnia. I’m 14 minutes into the show and I’m laughing so hard.💀

Janet McCartin


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