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Stop Mething Around with Chris Burns

Topics: P-Town vs. Fire Island, Pippa ate fiber biscuits, Tay has jury duty, Jax Taylor checks into rehab, Vicki Gunvalson is in trouble, RHONJ, RHOC

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Um Jen Aydin has no idea what milking the prostate means!!! She thought it was a handy!!

Robin Portman

Full disclosure, I’ve never once seen an episode of any housewives franchise. I listen on Fridays because I love Chris’s quick wit and one liners even if it’s about people I don’t know. The letter reading from Dr. Bill (?) to Jenny (?) had me cry-laughing. I sing “I love you a bushel and a peck “ to my 95# dog as he lays on my lap every morning. And when I leave him for the day lol. I love Tay and Chris’s banter!

Marge

Tell them you are self employed and that you book your guest in advance and it would be a hardship to reschedule.

Marva Schultz

My mom says you don’t have to respond to jury duty because they don’t send the notices by certified mail so they can’t prove you received the notice.

Toucan1234

I'm a self-employed book designer and when I got my jury duty form I filled in that I am a one person business and that if I were to serve I would have no income, I could possibly lose already existing jobs, and it would keep me from getting new jobs, and it worked (and it's all true). Also, I learned the hard way (in the past) that you have to fill out that form and send it back before you are supposed to serve. If you try to say this at the actual courthouse they will say no, you have to stay.

Tabitha Lahr

Fridays are my favorite!! I lol the whole episode. Also full blooded NY Italian here and we don’t go to the doctors or hospital. Hence when Tony Soprano said Italians don’t do therapy. It’s half stubborn and half stupid 🤣 it’s looked at as a sign of weakness especially for men.

Tessa

When I had jury duty there was a women who got released because she said she was getting over a cold and was having trouble hearing. Maybe wear a mask and ask them to repeat every question you are asked because “you are having trouble hearing”

Dayna

Please longer shows with Chris a.k.a. freckles! I can’t wait for Friday to listen to you and Chris. Would love it if the shows were an hour and a half. Thank you for such great content 🩷🩷

Elizabeth Leszczynski

Tell them you’re a public figure with a daily show where you talk about every detail of your life

Haley Hadaway

Even if you just say you have a really expensive trip planned that cannot be canceled they should excuse you

Olivia Allen

Usually if you say you don’t want to be there you they don’t want you there either

Olivia Allen

Tay built her algorithm brick by brick 🧱

Kt

Worked in Criminal Justice for a little while: just tell them you have a bias in the case. If you don’t want to fib, then say you are a business owner that doesn’t get paid if you don’t work. Plain and simple. Unless they are super desperate that should work.

Lindsey Burkholder

Jury summons aren’t sent through certified mail so they can’t prove you ever received it…

Lauren

I got a summons and I .. threw it out hope this helps!!

Jillian

A friend got out of jury duty on a criminal case by saying something along the lines of "if they were arrested then obviously they're guilty."

SHANNA

Literally just say you’re a public figure

Ash 🧚‍♀️

😂😂😂 tays Tik tok algorithm again!!! Also love that Chris realized he knew who she was talking about.

Maria N


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