Mcu/Worm Oc Insert: Chapter 5

A severe looking woman sits, fingers steepled in front of her face. "What do we know?"

"Less than I wish." A man frowns. "Yesterday evening at one PM, the Undersiders alongside the new cape, 'Wrench' appeared right outside the PRT offices, bringing along one Ho Yinsen, the Rogue Strider, and the previously missing weapons manufacturer Tony Stark."

"Wrench then approached someone carrying a fast-food order and paid for it, apparently having arranged it previously."

"So, a potential thinker rating?" The woman questions. "Like he knew when exactly they'd be done?"

"I don't believe so, ma'am. He placed the order during the mission, he likely stalled until the food was about to be dropped off." The man shakes his head, eyes covered in the metal visor of his hero costume. "Afterwards, he gave the bag to Tony Stark, handed him a phone, and as Assault arrived on scene activated some form of cloaking technology to disappear. He is unlikely to be a thinker as he is already a dual focus tinker. One with interesting specializations. Hacking and... from what I was able to see, shields."

"Did we seize the phone?"

"There was nothing on it of note." Armsmaster shakes his head. "Nothing incriminating for Wrench at the very least. What I did find was a shockingly detailed report of one of Stark Industries' directors and acting CEO, Obidiah Stane, who orchestrated Mr. Stark's attempted assassination."

"Do we know who he was taken by."

"The Ten Rings. He said that Wrench mentioned Legion, Sirocco and Ordinance by name and that all of them were taken down by the Undersiders while Wrench stood there protecting both himself and Doctor Yinsen."

"It's not their usual MO." Piggot frowns. "They tend to keep away from cape fights. Mostly in and out jobs. Why hire Strider to travel across the planet... just to save some billionaire playboy?"

"From what Wrench said to Mr. Stark, they did that to balance out the fact that they stole two hundred and fifty million from Tony Stark's personal account."

Piggot's eyebrow twitches. "So we have six villains running around Brockton with more money than this branch of the PRT is given in a year?! Why would they want that much?! What's the point?"

"I imagine that the Tinker, Wrench, would spend most of this on Tinkering supplies. Another portion likely paid for Strider's teleports. I am unsure what exactly they could blow millions of dollars on. But. Perhaps this will keep them off the street for the foreseeable future. They have more than enough money to retire if they laundered their money- which I know they know how- so it's possible this could be the end of the Undersiders entirely."

"Label Wrench as a villain, permit the ward's engagement."

"Ah... Ma'am... that's a bit of an issue... Mr. Stark isn't... pressing charges." The man cuts in.

"..."

"What?" The woman looks like she's about to blow a gasket.

"Mr. Stark is considering this more of a reward for getting him out of Afghanistan." Armsmaster concludes.

"So- So let me get this straight. Six villains WANDER into Afghanistan, find Tony Stark, the billionaire weapons manufacturer and just... steal a quarter of a BILLION dollars from him... and he's fine with it?"

"Mr. Stark showed several key signs of PTSD and has been suggested a therapist after Panacea removed the shards of metal in his chest and healed the gaping wound he shoved a miniaturized reactor into and I-"

"A MINIATURIZED FUCKING WHAT?!"

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Topic: Been a While.
In: Boards ➤ Locations ➤ America ➤ Brockton Bay  ➤ Cape Battles

Wrench: (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (The Roguiest of Rogues) (Verified Millionaire)
Posted April 26th, 2008
"Hey hey! It's me! Been a while. you're all probably wondering where I've been for the past couple of months of Radio Silence. Meh. Tinker things. New chemical elements and tech won't build themselves even if I can work a lot longer thanks to the lack of sleep thing.

Most of the past three months have been spent making my costume (Tinker things) and hacking into many companies just to poke around a bit. Did a few white-hat hacker jobs here and there. But. The largest thing I've accomplished (Aside from creating a new element I'm calling 'Badassium' and a fist sized reactor that puts out more energy than four full sized nuclear reactors) would be saving the Billionaire, philanthropist, playboy, dickhead, Tony Stark! I and a few new associates of mine, hired the services of one @Strider to transport us across the Atlantic and into a small place called Afghanistan. Wherein we then proceeded to beat the ever loving shit out of the terrorist organization, the Ten Rings, alongside their capes Ordinance, Sirocco, and Legion.

Interesting little power combo between those three, shame they had to be horrible people. Ordinance could duplicate ammunition and make slight 'alterations' to them such as curving bullets, Sirocco was a sandstorm cape which messed with the senses and could also create sand clones within said sandstorm, Legion was a trump that could link people's knowledge and senses together, so if one person was a blackbelt in Karate, they ALL were blackbelts in karate. The senses thing also extended into parahuman senses, which helped with Sirocco as he could see through his own sandstorms. With Legion's help, suddenly the entire terrorist organization could peer through the sandstorm.

Why Legion didn't use his trump bullshit on Tony Stark to make EVERYONE in the camp genius weapons manufacturers, I don't know. Maybe the links need to be willing or something? Who knows. Anyways, after I saved the billionaire's life, I promptly stole 250 million dollars from him. Call it my going-rate for the thorough research into his company, the person behind his kidnapping, locating him, and getting him out of there. No video sadly even though I hacked some of the security cameras in the Ten Ring's base. Pretty much all of them were watching Tony in a cave and those outside didn't see much because Sirrocco's a camera-shy little bitch. Here's some aftermath shots though.

[Here] [Here] and [Here]

Anyways, I now have a few million dollars just sitting around. Might buy a yacht. Or gets some T-Shirts made. Or I could go back to my regularly scheduled pestering of the E88... or maybe change it up and go for the ABB. Could go for the Merchants as well, but I bet they'd probably fold like a house of cards if I got too rough with them."

Modus:
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"Wait wait wait, did you JOIN the Undersiders?! What the fuck! I thought you were cool!"

Wrench: (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (The Roguiest of Rogues) (Verified Millionaire)
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"@Modus Less joined, more hired. Besides. With how much money they now have realistically the only one you have to worry about would be Bitch crashing another of Hookwolf's dog fighting rings. You wouldn't happen to like watching cute puppies tear each other to shreds, would you Modus? You aren't a complete and total piece of shit like those mouthbreathers in the E88, riiiiight?"

Modus:
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"GOD NO. What the E88 does is genuinely monstrous."

Drus'guy:
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"NAH BITCH! Skidmark would FUCK YOU UP. You shits are always underestiamting him! He fights that white shit Kaiser and Lung ALL the time. How about you stop hiding behind that fucking screen and come fight him if he's so weak?"

Wrench: (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (The Roguiest of Rogues) (Verified Millionaire)
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"@Drus'guy, it's lovely to see that you think so highly of your boss Skidmark, Damian Sanders, age 32, born in Miami general hospital March 30th 1976 who has an outstanding warrant in Miami due to missing a court hearing for vehicular manslaughter on August 12th 2005. You've really worked your way up in the Merchants since you joined them October 31st 2005 (ooooooh how spooky). What are you again? One of their 'head pimps' or something? Oh. I checked your medical records by the way and I'm sorry, it is herpes. Your doctor has been trying to contact you for the past week but you never pick up the phone. (I'm sorry you had to find out this way.) Anyways. As for a conflict with your butt buddy boss, I'm going to keep it simple... 'Nah. I'd win.'. also. *Underestimating. (and happy late birthday)"

Tin Mother: (Moderator) (Verified Lexi & Lottie Fangirl)
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"Revealing ANY personal details is a serious crime, Wrench. You can't dox people who disagree with you on the internet! Come on!"

Wrench: (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (The Roguiest of Rogues) (Verified Millionaire)
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"Doxing? I would never! It's against my code! (Heh hacker tinker joke) I just simply listed a bunch of plausible bullshit then muted the guy so it looks like he ran off in terror. Purely to make people think for even a brief moment that I could dig up every single fragment of their personal life from their PHO handle of all things."

Tin Mother: (Moderator) (Verified Lexi & Lottie Fangirl)
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"You can't mute people either. It's not right. He didn't do anything to deserve a mute or ban."

Wrench: (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (The Roguiest of Rogues) (Verified Millionaire)
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"Fiiiine fine. No need to nag Iron Mom, keep your panties on. It was only a temp mute that should wear off in a couple of minutes."

Point_Me_@_The_Sky:
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"Ugh. You went Villain? Really? Why do all the people who get powers turn out to be megalomaniacal assholes?"

Wrench: (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (The Roguiest of Rogues) (Verified Millionaire)
Replied on April 26th, 2008
@Point_Me_@_The_Sky:
"Megalomaniacal?! I resent that! I haven't even planted any bombs in puppy orphanages, built a doom laser, tried to steal the declaration of independence (Or the Whitehouse itself) nor cackled madly while petting a cat in my secret island volcano base! Also. Villain's a stretch. I saved a life today... then I stole money from a billionaire (Which is funny and he isn't pressing charges). I also tip waiters and delivery people quite handsomely. You seem to think the world is just black and white. Hero and villain. But I'm afraid that's not the case. You go into every situation with a wall-breaking haymaker, seemingly regardless of what crime they are committing. Robbery? Break every bone in their chest. Breaking and entering? Fractured skull. Assault? They might never walk again. 

I respect you. You have a desire to do good. You've saved the lives of people I care about. But you over-escalate on absolutely everything. You think you're invincible in a fight. You're not. It's not healthy to think that you are. Eventually something will get around that barrier of yours. How many of your mistakes have you been forced to call Panacea over? How many times have you used just a little too much force? I understand that we are on opposing sides of the law, but if you come at me with enough force to maim or kill (Praying that Panacea will be able to get to me before I die from the vicious injuries you inflict) when I'm standing around doing literally nothing I WILL show you that you're not invincible and perhaps you might learn a thing or two about proportional force."

Brocktonite3:
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"Ohoho holy shit! Called out!"

Stevey:
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"I've got a question. It says that the PRT Located Mr. Stark? Are you saying that they lied?"

Wrench: (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (The Roguiest of Rogues) (Verified Millionaire)
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"Nope. That's technically the truth. They located him... right outside their front door when I left him there."

T: (Verified Lexi & Lottie Fangirl)
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"Is this all you ever do? Mock people online? Jeez. People are going to start wondering when you're going to Collab with Uber and Leet."

Wrench: (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (The Roguiest of Rogues) (Verified Millionaire)
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"Alright. First off. FUCK YOU, Tattletale. Second. Don't you ever compare me to those guys. I mean, really. Leet has the most bullshit powerful Tinker power EVER and he wastes it on making fire gloves and chain chomp borgs. He can make ANYTHING. Literally ANYTHING. But only once. He could have made himself a Kryptonian or a Saiyan AGES ago. Just straight up erase an S-Class threat as a statement, but he's probably already burnt those bridges by growing some sort of pocket girlfriend or trying to be Link from Legend of Zelda. Thirdly. I know where you live. And by that I mean literally across the hall... in my bedroom. Fourth. Here. Take this. My ultimate attack."

T: (Verified Lexi & Lottie Fangirl)
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"YOU MOTHERFUCKER! That's it. Enough with that fucking show. I'm giving you a piece of my mind. You better fucking prepare yourself."

Vista (Wards ENE) (Verified Cape):
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"Why would you EVER join the undersiders when you could have joined the Protectorate?! They're like... B-List villains and you don't seem like a bad guy, just quirky. Why would you associate with anyone like that? Even if you don't join the Protectorate I thought you wanted to be a Rogue? Isn't this counterproductive?"

Wrench: (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (The Roguiest of Rogues) (Verified Millionaire)
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"I'll give my reasons as to why I don't want to join the Protectorate... as soon as I can stop TT from trying to break down my door. BRB~"

Danishdesire:
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"So... uh... they're fuckin, right?"

CapeShipper:
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"I did sense some sexual tension between the two of them."

Tin Mother: (Moderator) (Verified Lexi & Lottie Fangirl)
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"Oh? Does Tattletale like Lexi and Lottie too? How... strange to like a show that a villain also likes. Also. Stop giving people unofficial tags. You're making a mockery of this website!"

Soda_Jesus:
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"Can confirm. They fuckin'. Oh I'm Regent BTW. That's how you know my statement is 100% truthful."

DxDork: (Verified THE WORST)
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"Ooh! Regent! Is it true that the undersiders all have orgies after every successful robbery?"

Soda_Jesus:
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"@DxDork oh 100%. All the orgies. All the time. Sometimes we don't even wait for a successful mission."

DxDork: (Verified THE WORST)
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"I can feel my creative juices flowing! I have to write this down ASAP!"

Wrench: (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (The Roguiest of Rogues) (Verified Millionaire)
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"Okay, I'm back. She decided she wants to murder Regent more grabbed a pencil then wandered off. To everyone else here today good news! The Undersiders will probably have a new opening! Accepting any and all applications! (This is a joke. Please dear god don't send me applications.)"

Soda_Jesus:
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"SHIT! A pencil?!"

Tin Mother: (Moderator) (Verified Lexi & Lottie Fangirl)
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"HEY!"

Wrench: (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (The Roguiest of Rogues) (Verified Millionaire)
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"What's the big dealio, Tin Mother? I wasn't the one who gave DxDork the 'Verified Worst' tag. Now. @Vista as for my reasons:

1: See previous messages about how I hate not being able to control my brand.

Reason 2: forced PR. If some Ward was a LITERAL vampire, you can 100% guarantee that they'd force the little biter to go out. In the sun. For PR. Hell, they'd create a sunscreen with him as the mascot. Who cares if he is naturally in agony merely being under the sunlight. It's not KILLING him. Just extremely painful! 

Numero 3: Tinker regulations and budgetary restrictions. If I was a ward. I get a set amount of money to tinker with. Certainly not enough to create Badassium and a pocket reactor four times the power of a nuclear reactor. They'd limit what sort of jobs I could take. I 100% wouldn't be allowed to white hat hacker. In fact. No hacking at all. They'd have me toss away HALF of my Tinker specialization because 'hacking is wrong' and 'that won't look good for PR' 

The 4th: this could be slightly personal, but... your breastplate. That 'armor' you wear. It's plastic. It is FUCKING plastic. You know this as well as I do. Then there's the fact they won't let you ARM yourself. Not even a fucking BATON! Hell, if you had even a dart rifle of all things you would be SO much more efficient. You can fold space like paper. Get up on top of a water tower and just snipe every villain you come across. Now. What could I do? Just a shield Tinker because like I've previously stated, they've tossed out my 'hacker' specialization. I get shoved out into the world with sub-par gear. A circular shield made more durable by tinker bullshit and plastic armor (Styled like Captain America because of fucking course it is). Egads! It's the hero Bullet Sponge! Here to soak up all the bullets as his companions use him as a human shield!

Mambo No. 5: and this is a big one. Concerned. Citizen. You know. I know. Let's leave it at that.

Now. The wards are cool and all, but becoming one would utterly CRIPPLE my effectiveness at being a cape let alone hero. So. Those are five reasons why. I've got a few others like 'I'm not a big fan of the government' but those five will have to do."

Wrench: (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (The Roguiest of Rogues) (Verified Millionaire)
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"Oh, by the way. @DxDork. I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life or anything, but Tattletale is a high-level thinker who has just gained a HUGE amount of disposable income. She will find you. And she will inconvenience you. Like I'm talking making sure construction is ALWAYS going on outside your house, getting you audited, raising your insurance rates or, let's be real here, just get people to beat you up whenever you go outside. Also, we're underage. You people making this big ol deal out of everything we do and hypersexualizing us is really fucking creepy."

Dragon: (Verified Cape) (The Guild)
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"Um hello. I don't believe we've met yet. This is the second time you've mentioned your new... element... and I'm curious. You said you have a fist-sized reactor that puts out four times the energy of a full-sized nuclear reactor? Does it happen to be similar to Mr. Stark's arc reactor?"

Wrench: (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (The Roguiest of Rogues) (Verified Millionaire)
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"@Dragon Ah, I see you've already looking into that thing. Similar design. it doesn't even reach 10% of its full potential, with some precision tools he could definitely make one to rival my own. The issue is without badassium, the Palladium cores he'd use would burn out in months if not weeks when working at full capacity. Four is a minor underestimation. It's closer to 4.3 to 4.4. With Badassium, while the core is being completely drawn from, it'll last upwards of 10 to 20 years depending on how gentle I am with it. Oh. It's also completely non-radioactive. Unlike Palladium. But you'd need a modified particle accelerator to even BEGIN to think about producing Badassium."

Brocktonite3:
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"Woah woah woah. Hold up. You're telling me that we've got a villain running around our town with a power source that could power like 1/4th of New York? ON HIM?! Is it too late to leave Brockton Bay?" 

Wrench: (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (The Roguiest of Rogues) (Verified Millionaire)
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"@Brocktonite3 How else would I create hard-light shields or shoot laser beams? That shit takes A LOT of juice. I don't doubt most power armor tinkers can create similar. They need it to power their suits. Hey @Dragon, what's the general power output for the power source of one of your suits. You don't have to give exact details if you're worried about villains reading this and stuff, just a wide estimate."

Dragon: (Verified Cape) (The Guild)
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"@Wrench The reactors I currently use produces roughly 1 Gigawatt of power each, of course I have to use multiple, typically 3 to 4 per suit. So each suit needs roughly the same output of your own sole reactor. I'd personally love to compare notes."

Wrench: (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (The Roguiest of Rogues) (Verified Millionaire)
Replied on April 26th, 2008
"Maybe, maybe. We'll see how the world labels me. Or if a new S-Class threat pops up somewhere. Or like... a giant monster pops out of the sea and all the tinkers in the world have to group up to build a giant fighting robot. I'd be pretty foolish to reveal all my secrets to those who want to put me in chains, after all. Anyways, I'm going to help Tattletale hide Regent's body and get to work on building some sort of indistinguishable from normal man AI Skynet terminator robot to take his place. (This is a joke. If I get labeled an S-Class threat I'm going to be super pissed) Toodles!"

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Topic: Stark Industries Press Conference 5/10/08
In: Boards ➤ Locations ➤ America ➤ New York City

Cape News: (Original Poster) (Verified Cape Stalker) (New York News Network)
Posted May 10th, 2008
"Breaking news! Weapon Manufacturer Tony Stark punches acting CEO Obidiah Stane in the face at the start of his newest press conference! Here's the shocking moment it happens:
{IMGLINK}"

Wrench: (Verified Cape) (The Roguiest of Rogues) (Verified Millionaire)
Replied on May 10th, 2008
"Owned. RIP Bozo."

Danishdesire:
Replied on May 10th, 2008
"What the hell? Why are YOU here?"

Wrench: (Verified Cape) (The Roguiest of Rogues) (Verified Millionaire)
Replied on May 10th, 2008
"Probably gonna invest in SI stocks after Tony utterly cripples them. :P"

Stokbro: (Verified Analyst)
Replied on May 10th, 2008
"Huh? But Tony Stark returning should cause the Stark Industries stock to skyrocket, what the hell are you talking about? There's no way they could possibly drop lower than they had been."

Wrench: (Verified Cape) (The Roguiest of Rogues) (Verified Millionaire)
Replied on May 10th, 2008
"You'd think that would be the case."

Cape News: (Original Poster) (Verified Cape Stalker) (New York News Network)
Posted May 10th, 2008
"This just in! Tony Stark announces that Stark Industries are stopping the production of weapons entirely after having Obidiah Stane brought out of the building in handcuffs! This could be a tremendous upset! A weapons company no longer selling weapons!"

Stokbro: (Verified Analyst)
Replied on May 10th, 2008
"What the fuck?! Insider trading?! Are you using your powers to manipulate the stock market?!"

Wrench: (Verified Cape) (The Roguiest of Rogues) (Verified Millionaire)
Replied on May 10th, 2008
"I'm a hacker tinker. Not a thinker. I'm just using my normal human brain here. Makes sense that a man who just got kidnapped by terrorists would decide to pull ALL weapons production."

xXVoid CowboyXx:
Replied on May 10th, 2008
"It's SO obvious that Wrench mastered Tony Stark during their short meeting and TOLD him to crash his stocks so that he could purchase all of Stark Industries!"

Wrench: (Verified Cape) (The Roguiest of Rogues) (Verified Millionaire)
Replied on May 10th, 2008
"Alright, LOVING the proclamations that I'm the next Heartbreaker. But let me ask you this. I'm a Tinker with two specializations. Self-estimated at around Tinker 5-7. What you're suggesting is that I'm a Master first with a Dual Tinker sub category? Cause I'd have to be at the VERY least a Master 8 or 9 to make such large (Self Destructive) changes to a person in just a short conversation. Tinker 7, Master 9 would probably make me arguably the strongest grab-bag on the entire planet.

Also. Another point. Don't you think that Mr. Stark went through Master-Stranger protocols? Like... he got back on the 26th of last month, but here we are a good 14 days later and we have only JUST heard from him. Those 14 days were probably to make sure it was ACTUALLY Tony Stark and not some disguised or mind-controlled man before they let him get back to knowing about the ins and out of the US Military. Soooo I'm a Tinker 7, Master 9 with the full capability to fool M/S Protocol. You go dude. You sure got me."

xXVoid CowboyXx:
Replied on May 10th, 2008
"A CONFESSION!"

Wrench: (Verified Cape) (The Roguiest of Rogues) (Verified Millionaire)
Replied on May 10th, 2008
"I was being sarcastic you fucking moron."

Chilldrizzle:
Replied on May 10th, 2008
"@Wrench... bro... don't even bother. It's not worth it."

Wrench: (Verified Cape) (The Roguiest of Rogues) (Verified Millionaire)
Replied on May 10th, 2008
"Yeah yeah. I know. Don't interact or the next thing he'll be talking about is how Hydra survived WW2 (I mean, I kind of get how you would think that with the E88 in Brockton Bay), Captain America's in cryo-sleep, and that xenophobic alien robots are going to attack New York following the orders of some sort of alien god."