Bridge Chapter 27 (Seriously fuck that guy)

“Will you look at the little turtle thinks he can take on a fiercer beast.” I let out with a smug smile filled with teeth. I honestly had no idea what to say to get my perk to pop off but fake it till you make it.

Yagura seemed confused about my brazenness at least. I walked towards the giant turtle with a calm and relaxed gait. Like everything was in control even if that was the furthest thing from the truth.

“You could tear me apart thousands of times Yagura but I would just keep coming back. This immortal life of mine is a blessing and a curse turtle.” I shrugged off the beasts staring at me. I hoped that him seeing me a bloody mess and then recovering at least sold my act.

Considering the sudden surge of power I felt in my body I was hamming it up enough. Thank god. Fighting the giant turtle was stressful enough I did not want to think of cringey ass lines.

Half of my attention would be focused on projecting a certain image instead of trying to not get my head blown off. I still had to ham it up if I wanted to keep my boost but that should be easier.

My pool of power allowed me to empower one powerful thing or several less powerful things. So I was going to go for multiple things as one thing was not going to take me away from this.

I could barely react with one of my items as Yagura’s tail tried to smack me down again. Apparently my so-called invincibility was being called into question. Which fair, don’t trust shit people say to you as you are beating their ass. That is common sense. I would not belive what I was spewing and I would be right to doubt myself.

I empowered my shirt to pull something stupid but powerful. Obito was fucking me here so I was going to rip him off. I could shift my body into a different dimension so the tail passed harmlessly through me.

“Oh, are you mad little turtle? Now that I am prepared to face you I can play all day.” I let out a smug smile even if I felt my heart stop at my almost death again. Being smashed by a giant fucking turtle was not on my bingo card but fuck it we ball.

I was probably going to have Obito sniffing my ass for ripping him off but I did not have a lot of options here. Well options I would consider.

The power I enchanted was useful but severely limited to make up for my lack of energy invested. I had a grand total of ten minutes of dimension shifting, now that might sound like a lot but that was all this shirt had. Ten minutes and the power was dust to the wind. Sucks to essentially throw away a power forever but I was planning on plucking Obito’s eye out in return.

Fucking cuck messing with me. 

In addition to that limitation, I could only activate the ability if the attack was within a foot of me. Which at the speed Yagura was attacking near suicide. Thought acceleration and partition and all the buffs saved my fucking ass here.

At least I could turn the ability off and on to save my time. If I was stuck dimension shifted for the next ten minutes I might lose all of this. I needed to attack the giant turtle to get my way after all.

Something about my current state drove the giant turtle mad. As it roared and started forming its tailed beast bomb. I raised an eyebrow nonchalantly as I continued walking towards the beast.

I probably reminded Yagura of that prick Obito or Obito took offense at me stealing his gig and pushed Yagura to increase his violence levels. Either way, Obito was to blame as he always was.

Just for all this bullshit I will resurrect Rin just so Kakashi can cuck him again. Fucking prick. I would do it myself but Rin was a nice girl and using her as a tool of vengeance seemed scummy.

Sure I would encourage Rin to get with Kakashi but she already wanted to do that so the scummyness I felt would retreat….okay I might still feel like an asshole but she got to live for the small price of fucking Obito over.

The ball of energy flew at me at speeds that I could barley reconize. The bomb hit my location and opened a blast that created a massive crater in the village. The three tail was not the strongest beast but it could fucking nuke this village if it wanted.

I could see why the tailed beasts were considered weapons of mass destruction and the equivalent of nukes. Which makes it even stupider that Hashirama just gave these things to other villagers to make pretend friends until he died.

Having experienced the horror of these things I know for a fact that the world would have been better off if he got the Uzumaki clan to seal them in the Shimigami’s stomach. We knew that worked from Minato.

Let me tell you. Being in the center of a fucking explosion as the world roars around you is fucking scary. I probably would have shat myself if I did not have Gamer’s mind backing me up right now. Honestly, I still felt like I might have shat myself.

“Better luck next time Turtle.” I mocked out but Yagura was not satisfied with just shooting off one bomb. No, the fucker was going scorched earth and was shooting as many as he could.

Some of these weren’t even in my direction that’s how many the guy was spamming. I am honestly confused about how much control Obito has over Yagura.

Surly the Mist village being razed to the ground and the ninja here screaming for mercy were not in his vision. He was all but crippling his forces and giving the Rebellion the opportunity to overcome this. 

Then again Obito was the type of baby that would take amusement from the village that killed his crush being crushed like this….Honestly, I was being a bit harsh on Obito but he was a dick so he deserved it. Oh god, my sensei can’t be everywhere at once I better fucking murder him and kill his wife for good measure.

Again not fair to Obito as the guy has the Infinite Tsukuyomi on his mind and he honestly thinks this is for the best but he still sucks dick so fuck him.

At least I only had to deal with the turtle as Obito sat on his nice cuck chair and watched like the cuck he was.

The other ninjas were sticking away from this because Yagura fighting was more of an A.O.E attack so they were hiding around watching. I should try to end this before things spiraled out of control. Even if today was already going around the bend.

When I was close enough I rushed towards the giant beast with all the speed I was capable of. The world flashed forward as I sped towards the beast and I reached a desperate hand towards the Giant turtle as another swipe of his tail tried to push me away.

With a single tap of my left hand, the battle suddenly changed massively.

The three tailed beast that was frozen in place unable to move and unable to react. I had created a power similar to time stop but it would time lock the thing I touched. I could only use this glove once per day. It selected a random amount of time to time lock the thing I touched from the time frame of one second to half an hour.

It was a matter of luck so I played dirty. I activated my Hot Streak Perk and doubled my luck for the next few minutes.

I felt my heart finally start beating at a normal rate as I made good on my plan. This could have gone wrong in so many ways but at least this worked out.

I started working on fucking with Obito’s little pet carving runes into the ground around the three tailed with my mana. The surrounding shinobi would eventually react but I did not have to think about that.

They might be able to see me as I took direct action here and my concealment had faded but that was not that important.

I could see the mooks around me starting to regroup but I was too busy working on my final fuck you. I was sure they were about to say some sort of dumb line like get him. Or now’s our chance.

Ignoring the fact that I fought and survived a fight with a fucking tailed beast. My obvious child-like body really is a detriment in most cases.

Lucky for me I did not have to concern my self with the fodder. I heard the familiar cackel of lighting and screams of people being shocked and burned alive from plasma.

I felt a familiar hand pat my head.

I made so much noise here I would be surprised if half of the god damn ninja world did not hear this. So Ringo rushing over here from her nice cozy spot was to be expected.

“You really do pull of miracles brat.”Ringo shoots out as she is looking at the frozen form of the three tailed beast above us.

“Yup, the miracle of not being killed.” I let out dryly as my mind spun quickly as I built more and more runes.

“Don’t knock it brat. So many chumps can’t pull off the same feet. That miracle is the difference between the really strong after all.” Ringo offered her sage like advice and I wanted to roll my eyes but she made a point.

In a profession in which young men die, the survivors are the scary ones.

“So are you going to do the rebellion a favor and keep the big turtle as a statue?” Ringo asked as she poked the giant beast.

“I wish, the three tails will be released from my hold in probably 4 minutes and 22 seconds.” I let out idly as I continued my work. Technically the statis might hit thirty minutes but I found that unlikely when my luck would be 0 in 4 minutes.

“So why are we sticking around kid” Ringo asked tensely as her grip on my shoulders increased.

“Cause the fucking turtle almost made me shit myself and I wanted to set up a little surprise.” I let out as I finished up the runic chain here. I looked over at the giant beast and let out a sigh before taking my other glove off of my chest and dropping it on the array.

“But yeah we should run, run as fast as we can.” I let spoke out as I hopped into Ringo’s arms and reinforced her with everything I had. Feeling the surge of energy again Ringo whistles before running with everything she had.

I might be running but I was not going to fight a tailed beast with zero luck. As soon as we got a good distance I was planning on hiding in my training I.D until my debuff faded.

Fucking Obito and his need to fuck me over. He is probably watching me right now the dick head. Hopes he likes me dispelling any and all mind control effects placed on Yagura when the statis runs out.

Fucking cuck.