JACG Chapter 76 (Lion-Napped)

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: Gah, Why did you get another Longnius!?!]

A message popped up in front of me as I stared at my potentially kidnapped Lion. Figures Rias would be the first person to react to my Gacha. She knows the power of a Longnius so she was bound to say something.

Still, I rolled my eyes at her response. 

[Overdramatic Fool: Did you not say you were lucky? If you did not waste your points on name changes you could roll the Gacha and try to get one as well.]

Rias had an abundant amount of Luck so she might get something impressive if she tried. Instead, she wasted her points trying to change her username. It was a doomed effort from the start as the Chat Group must have some sense of humor. She had not spent her points since the last change so maybe she changed her mind.

“I’m going to go out on a limb and say you are Regulus.” I stated blandly as I looked over at the young child in front of me. The potential Lion blinked lazily at me as he took in my words.

“Yup.” The now confirmed lion spoke with the same lackadaisical attitude. I felt my face twitch at the response. It was nice knowing that I was right about him but I expected a bigger reaction from him. If I did kidnap him should he not have some questions? Instead, the lazy lion just looked at me in silence. How was I supposed to react to this situation?

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: I know that but I really hate this Username!  Why are all of them about my breasts!?]

[NTR Victim: Because God hates you.]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: That’s kind of rude Ashley.]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: You’re kind of right?? ]

[Grade A Bottom: Huh? What is that supposed to mean?]

[NTR Victim: Wait I am? I was just being a snarky bitch.]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: The fact that you know that brings so many things into question Ashley.]

[NTR Victim: Shush you know what I’m about. Magic tits needs to explain why God hates her.]

[Grade A Bottom: Ashley-san is as rude as always but I am a little curious as well?]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: I am a Devil? Of course, the G-man hates me. ]

[NTR Victim: For real?! When did you become cool Magic Tits?]

[Grade A Bottom: I’m friends with the Devil!?! The Devil is an OTAKU!?!]

[NTR Victim: Just like that my respect is gone.]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: What have I got myself involved with!?]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: I’m not the Devil I am a Devil. Major difference. My brother is the Devil so I can’t claim that title.]

[NTR Victim: Metal as fuck. You’re still lame but metal as fuck.]

[I Was A Hunter But I Took An Arrow To The Heel: So many questions. Just so many questions.]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: Same.]

[Grade A Bottom: I think my brain needs to reboot.]

Well, it appears everyone was getting along better with each other. I guess that’s a good thing I would even join in but I still had to take care of this situation. Should I try to return him? I kind of just yanked the guy from whatever the fuck he was doing before. His friends were probably freaking the fuck out about his disappearance.

The right thing would be to return the Lazy lion but when did I start to care about the right thing? I rolled for the dumb Lion fair and square. His unlimited potential was in my hands so why should I give that up for moral reasons? I was willing to do far worse if I could gain power why should now be any different?

Regulus even made an excellent guardian for my Mother. He fit the role perfectly as he was the Invincible Lion. I wish I could examine him more thoroughly but he appeared to be made with Divinity so I could not use the Alpha Stimga on him. It was a shame as the principles behind Sacred Gears would go crazy with my research into Noble Phantasms.

I froze at that thought. The Alpha Stimga could not inspect Divine Magic but that was just my Alpha Stimga. In the series, the main character could evolve their Alpha Stimga further. It may have happened because he had half of the Lonely Demon inside of him but it still happened. That meant that the Stimga could evolve under certain circumstances.

With time, effort, and some Luck I should be able to evolve my own Stigma. Then Divine magic would no longer be out of my hands. It was an idea that I never thought of as I was content to let the Chat Group increase my abilities. It never accrued to me to try to change these already overpowered abilities.

So many possibilities and it all became clear because I kidnapped a fucking magical Lion. God my life was screwed up in so many ways but I was completely fine with the cards Fate dealt me. 

I looked at the Lazy Lion with a more warm gaze. He returned my warm gaze with the same slow lazy movements. For someone that was potentially kidnapped this guy just did not give a fuck.

He seemed stable enough that I could ignore him for now. I needed more information before I could actually make a decision.

[I Was A Hunter But I Took An Arrow To The Heel: So your brother is not the actual Devil he just has the title of Lucifer in your world.]

[NTR Victim: Lame, you never fail to disappoint me Magic Tits.]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: …. I know you are trying to rile me up. I’m going to just ignore you.]

[Grade A Bottom: It’s a good plan Rias-san.]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: I would say she does not mean it but she absolutely does. All I can say is you get used to her eventually.]

[NTR Victim: You guys are a bunch of Party Poopers.]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: I’m going to take that as a compliment.]

[Grade A Bottom: Same.]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: Same.]

[I Was A Hunter But I Took An Arrow To The Heel: Same?]

[NTR Victim: Prince they are being mean!]

[Grade A Bottom: Gah! No need to bring out the big guns Ashley-San!!]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: No need to bring out the ultimate move Ashley-San! ]

[I Was A Hunter But I Took An Arrow To The Heel: NO MORE DUCKS!!!]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: So much context. Just so much context.]

[Overdramatic Fool: You deserve it Ashley you know you do. Also hurtful I already said I was gonna stop fucking around with you guys.]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: Sorry Prince-san but it’s a scary threat.]

[Grade A Bottom: The sheer panic I felt when she used her ultimate move can not be described.]

[I Was A Hunter But I Took An Arrow To The Heel: The pain, The humiliation, THE GOD DAMN DUCKS!]

[Overdramatic Fool: …Okay I deserve that but relax Ashley knows I was not going to do anything she just wanted to fuck around with you guys.]

[NTR Victim: The betrayal! Don’t ruin my fun! ]

[Overdramatic Fool: She is feeling particularly bratty right now apparently. I’ll take care of it.]

[NTR Victim: Sure you will.]

[Overdramatic Fool: Do you think what I did to you was the worst I was capable of? Did you forget Ashley that I’m Mister Magic Man? Can you imagine what I could do to you with some potions and some well planned spells?]

[NTR Victim: Fuck now I’m wet, you better take care of this Prince!]

[Overdramatic Fool: Brat.]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: His NTR protagonist side is becoming more and more clear! ]

[Grade A Bottom: Scary, scary! SCARY!]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: Poor Poor Kirto.  He should have never had a girlfriend with a friend like this.]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: So how does it feel being NTR Ashley? The biggest baddest bitch ain’t so bad in the face of NTR right?]

[NTR Victim: Shut it Argo! Before I decide that Prince should show you his so called talents!]

[Khajit Has Information If You Have Coin: I retract all my statements. Ashley is the Badest Bitch and nothing will change that.]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: I know I am in a different dimension but I am really afraid right now. ]

[Grade A Bottom: Scary! SCARY! How did her threat get even worse!!?]

[I Was A Hunter But I Took An Arrow To The Heel: I want to know what this NTR thing means but everyone’s reactions are scaring me. Is it worse than the ducks?]

I came back to the Chat with a certain goal in mind but I kind of got caught up in the flow. Now I am kind of regretting not taking charge of this conversation. How the fuck did we get to this point? When did my sexual talents become a fucking threat!? Also what the fuck Izumi? I know the guy was scared about his butt for some reason but I never showed interest in the guy. Why was he so scared of me in that context?

I took a deep calming breath as I tried to ignore the chaos. What ever was happening in the Chat Group was not that big of a deal. I was like seventy percent certain that everyone was just fucking around. Ashley and Argo are definitely fucking around and it was a coin toss for Rias. I think Izumi might genuinely be scared I would fuck him, I was going to have to talk to the guy about this. I did not want to fuck the guy even if he was a Trap.

[Overdramatic Fool: I have so many things to say right now but I’m going to ignore all this for now. Y’all are giving me a migraine. Hey Rias-san you have a cousin called Sairaorg right? Can you check in on him and see if he is freaking out? I might have stolen his Sacred Gear.]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: Sairaorg had a Sacred Gear!? How the hell did that happen!? I’ll go check right now Prince-san.]

Alright, now I did not have to worry about the Chat going even more insane. If I did kidnap Regulus I might have to return him if only to keep a good relationship with Rias. Sairaorg was her cousin after all if I kidnapped his Lion he would be searching all over the place for him. Rias would eventually find out and she knew I had Regulus so it might strain our relationship in the future.

Even if the kidnapped Lion in question was currently sitting quietly on the ground. It honestly looked like he was going to take a fucking nap.

As I looked at him I felt like I had a brain fart.

“Did I kidnap you?” I asked the sleepy child in front of me. I did not need to go to Rias for information I could get the information from this fucker. He looked over at me with those eyes that were already half-lidded.

“Nope.” He spoke out slowly as he got more comfortable on the ground. I twitched again at his lack of fucking care.

“ So no one is going to be freaking out about you being missing?” I asked calmly as the lazy Lion only nodded in reply. I wanted to kick this little shit but I was sure I would only end up hurting my foot. 

I was not sure what was going on here but I’m no longer in danger of being a kidnapper. Maybe the Chat Group just cloned the Sacred Gear? Or did it take him from a dimension that he did not have anyone looking after him? What ever the case I did not have to worry about returning him to Rias.

[Overdramatic Fool: Scratch that Rias, My Regulus was not kidnapped from Sairaorg.]

[The Best Oppai In The Underworld: Huh!?]

Right, she probably had a lot of questions right now. I guess I should get on that.