Tuck Woodstock

I drank half a cold brew 7 hours ago and I still can’t write sentences.

Added 2023-02-11 00:24:06 +0000 UTC

Hey friends,

Hope you’re all hanging there. Did you know that the brownie batter swirl at Dunkin’ Donuts is vegan? You can just swirl that stuff into anything. Like a $2 cold brew. Or a bagel, probably.

Anyway.

This week on the show: nothing! Thank you for your patience and understanding.

Next week on the show, we’ll be catching up with BFF of the pod Mckenzee Griffler. You may have heard Mckenzee on Gender Reveal once or twice or 15 times before, but this time, we’re talking all about her transition to ~*~normal girlhood~*~.

I typically steer away from discussing “transition” as a broad concept on the show, because I like to save that topic for every other piece of trans media that has ever existed in history. But Mckenzee wanted to spread the word about special girl bottom surgery (aka minimal-depth), and I wanted to give her a chance to update the Official Records as to her current gender situation.

In other news, I’ve read a zillion email newsletters this week but none of the links have met the high standards of Links & Stuff, so I guess that’s it for this week. We’ll be back on our usual schedule on Monday. Have a good Big Rihanna Concert weekend!

Here’s your weekly Rhubarb.