Diary of a Demon Dog #14
Added 2024-04-11 14:56:40 +0000 UTCDear Diary,
The Dethklok concert was the most wicked fucking thing I have witnessed in my millenia on this rock. They melted the faces of every attendee in the front row with "Briefcase Full of Guts" and people kept shoving Suzette and I aside to be the next sacrafice. During "Birthday Dethday, an imp in the moshpit got his head split in two. It made a pool of blood that drove the vampires into a frenzy, turning the pit into a garbage disposal, creating a bloodnado that repained the Fillmore. They kept up the carnage all the way through to "Fansong". I always knew Dethklok hated us but to have them scream it in person really meant a lot to me. I had to buffer Suzette from this shirtless incubus jacking his dick off so hard, he burst into flames. I guess they really do Ejaculate Fire. During "The Duel" we got to watch two orcs fight in for the honor and glory of their masters Toki and Squisgar which led right into "Murmaider" where the mermaids and sirens screeched to loud, it made the people in the rafters heads explode! It really was a Mutilation on a Saturday Night! (Eventhough it was on Tuesday :3)
Love,
Nera
