Parasect!~
Added 2020-10-13 22:33:45 +0000 UTCParasect is among the first Pokemon in this project that we would consider relatively inadvisable for humans. Alongside the fact that evolution has effectively fused the insect underneath with the fungus controlling it, there is now more fungus than anything else in its body. Semen samples provided revealed almost entirely pure spore concentrations, with just enough fluids to act as any sort of ejaculate. We suspect it has to do with a large portion of the original host's body being non-functional, and therefore unable to produce seed of its own. This infertility is doubled down upon when we tested female specimens, as it turns out that even though its egg is compatible within the bug and grass egg groups, it has a very heavy preference towards other forms of fungi. We plan on testing this with other species like Amoonguss later, but for now, it's important to know what to expect if you plan to mate with one.
Regardless of gender, expect to be handling a creature that is as close to brain dead as one can possibly get. The fungus seems to run on a combination of it and its host's instinct in a majority of cases, and as a result, most specimen are willing to mate at the first exposure. If you take a male inside of you, expect wherever it is to be filled to the brim with thick, grainy fluids, sooner rather than later. If you plan on penetrating a female, expect the insides to be relaxed, a bit lifeless, and not very demanding. In both cases, reports from multiple researchers tend to indicate Parasect as a more greedy lover, bringing the male in the situation to one fast orgasm, then losing interest. This is likely the fungi's attempt at conserving resources, as they are known for being greedy with nutrients, and excessive sex would be wasteful to them.
