[The Question] You're stuck on an island and can only have one person that we've covered help you find civilization. Who ya choosin', girlie?
Added 2024-12-09 14:00:06 +0000 UTCComments
absolutely! jessa lynn would be on the case, she needs her meal ticket lmao
Julia Madelena
2024-12-14 22:48:42 +0000 UTCyou couldn't even get me to make this decision at gunpoint lmao
Emily
2024-12-14 11:14:22 +0000 UTCThe options are diabolical.
Shelby
2024-12-12 16:56:08 +0000 UTCI think i got it on my own🥴
Montse 🖤✨
2024-12-12 08:44:43 +0000 UTCHow is JoJo the only viable option on this list 💀
Lizzie
2024-12-12 04:55:28 +0000 UTCJanet, we may not make it back to civilization, but at least the lawsuit has to be dropped if she cannot make it back
Abby F
2024-12-12 01:25:52 +0000 UTCIf we're in the wilderness JoJo has nothing to do but listen to me talk about how unethical her shit is and maybe I can get through to her to the very tiniest little degree
Emmikate
2024-12-12 00:10:20 +0000 UTCand for the *audacity* to be stranded on the same island as....them 😂😑
m
2024-12-11 21:02:06 +0000 UTCIs there a none of the above choice? 😅😅😅😂😂
Devon Kavanagh
2024-12-11 09:01:07 +0000 UTCWIIIILLLLSOOOONNN
Michelle Fernandez
2024-12-11 00:31:23 +0000 UTCThis is awful, girlies lmaooo
Michelle Fernandez
2024-12-11 00:31:03 +0000 UTCDef noodles cause he been the day one
Flor Contreras
2024-12-10 22:15:34 +0000 UTCJojo because I feel like her mom at least would be looking for her and would have the resources to get that done. Nobody else would have anyone looking for them that hard🙃
DwaalAtticSalt
2024-12-10 18:24:32 +0000 UTCF. Solitary confinement. I’ll take my chances with a volleyball or something.
Anette
2024-12-10 17:05:41 +0000 UTCI think I’d take my chances alone ! lol
Tara
2024-12-10 16:50:55 +0000 UTCI’m with you on that !
Tara
2024-12-10 16:50:38 +0000 UTCI went with Def Noodles, since he’s AI now🤣
Cinnabuns75
2024-12-10 16:09:29 +0000 UTCI’m pretty sure I’d throw JoJo into the ocean if we were stuck on an island together. She’s way too frickin’ annoying. Maybe not as annoying as Janet, but that’s a different kind of annoying. It’s like yappy dog annoying vs Deloris Umbridge annoying.
Bobcatred
2024-12-10 15:32:16 +0000 UTCI rather just go at it alone and see what happens. 😂
Jessica
2024-12-10 15:14:55 +0000 UTCJojo would literally carry me home to prove she could
teia, like taya not tia.
2024-12-10 13:12:04 +0000 UTCJojo did that wilderness show, I think she could figure it out.
Serenity
2024-12-10 09:04:06 +0000 UTCI'd probably just die
Kamalei Sterling
2024-12-10 08:48:28 +0000 UTCSorry, but big judgy energy. -but also I picked Monty Lopez for the same reason 🙈
Dan
2024-12-10 07:59:17 +0000 UTCJojo. Duhhhh.
Tiffany
2024-12-10 05:58:35 +0000 UTCMy write in answer is the basement tunnel lady. She's resourceful even when she doesn't have to be.
Mckay Millsap
2024-12-10 05:54:03 +0000 UTCThis wasn't a fair game. I want new choices🤣🤣 Or to leave my choice and build the civilization on my own.
T
2024-12-10 04:46:53 +0000 UTCAnyone who chose def noodles isn’t long for this world Remember when he went to burning man with no shelter or water or anything ?
Sonia
2024-12-10 03:52:33 +0000 UTCIts fine i will die alone.
Melissa Petzer
2024-12-10 02:45:18 +0000 UTCJojo. I’ll pluck off all the sequins and make a help sign 😂
Lola
2024-12-10 01:36:33 +0000 UTCI don’t think I could deal with Jojo’s cringeworthy ways. 😭 And Adrielle scares me.
Nicky
2024-12-10 01:05:31 +0000 UTCI would take my chances swimming home if I was trapped with Adrielle
Malia✨
2024-12-10 00:55:23 +0000 UTCI was hoping Michelle the bartender would be on the list at least she could make me a nice drink with the imaginary alcohol we would have plus she’d keep me entertained with her stories 😂
Alyssa Douglas
2024-12-10 00:35:59 +0000 UTCThis is a friggin' nightmare. Can I just walk into the sea and drown?
Andrew Giglio
2024-12-09 22:48:56 +0000 UTCidk I think jojo would protect me and do all the heavy lifting lollll
Jenni
2024-12-09 22:33:27 +0000 UTCI picked Def Noodles because he seems to be the least offensive.. but then realized that Jojo, although upsetting in so many ways, would be the best choice
Victoria Benson
2024-12-09 21:37:43 +0000 UTCWhy is the lady who dug under her house not on the list? I want her and her excavator on the island with me.
Tina M
2024-12-09 21:07:34 +0000 UTCAdrielle, god help me, because she was so adamant about getting out of a "small town" that I think she could get us back to civilization the fastest.
Charlotte
2024-12-09 19:36:41 +0000 UTCJojo easily has the most energy/stamina. I could definitely see her climbing a tree to help us look for civilization and her vest would help planes find us.
Amanda
2024-12-09 19:15:56 +0000 UTCGirlies this is HORRIBLE! But TBH with how motivated Janet is I would chose her to to the hard work of looking for civilization while I call her JANET in the background 💀😂
Diana Soto
2024-12-09 19:11:48 +0000 UTCGun I pick gun 😭😭
Emma Hawkins
2024-12-09 18:51:59 +0000 UTCAm I the only one who think def noodles would be the least annoying?
Cassie Sampson
2024-12-09 18:02:22 +0000 UTCYESSSS
Embher Chaffin
2024-12-09 17:53:47 +0000 UTCAdrielle would set up a GoFundMe from the island and post a thousand TikToks a day so everyone would know where we are 🤔 but I wouldn’t las longer than 5 seconds before I try swimming back to shore 😅
Kristin
2024-12-09 17:50:07 +0000 UTCThis one is so hard but Jojo was on Special Forces so she knows a thing or two about being under pressure
Eunice
2024-12-09 17:31:19 +0000 UTCThe fact that you got over half of us girlies to co-sign Jojo, simply by listing her with Internet underlords is DIABOLICAL 😂
Lauren Hunke
2024-12-09 17:24:54 +0000 UTCJanet would sue the people for money or annoy them so much they’d have to give us their resources to get off the island because they don’t want to deal with her.
Hanna Truong
2024-12-09 17:10:09 +0000 UTCNot an option but the lady who built tunnels under her house would be my #1
Courtney
2024-12-09 17:09:54 +0000 UTCGlad Austin Mcbroom isn't here, you guys accomplished he would eat you
Emmy G
2024-12-09 16:36:31 +0000 UTCThat would complete this nightmare blunt rotation
Avocoddess 🥑
2024-12-09 16:32:15 +0000 UTCi love bedazzled moment, so i gotta go with Jojo. but ideally, just leave me on the island alone. i could use a vacation from this timeline right about now girlies. 🤣
Jordan
2024-12-09 16:31:57 +0000 UTCthis is the hardest thing ever 🤣
mona
2024-12-09 16:23:56 +0000 UTCOkay hear me out. Shirtless Monty Lopez should at least have some form of usefulness with the physical tasks needed to construct a shelter and prep for getting found. Not gonna be happy for a moment though!
Katherine
2024-12-09 16:21:47 +0000 UTCHear me out: Jojo Siwa would really keep you awake and alert as you've half dead and in need of food. Her sheer annoyance would keep you alive and any aeroplanes will easily be able to spot her on the ground.
Cheskimo
2024-12-09 16:20:48 +0000 UTCI would off myself honestly, if those are the choices. Buy I chose Jojo.
Angela Barba
2024-12-09 16:09:56 +0000 UTCThis is diabolical 💀 I think we could use Jojo's bedazzled vest to get the attention of people though, so I'll reluctantly go with her 😂
Garrett 🖊️
2024-12-09 16:07:13 +0000 UTCIdk why JoJo felt like the right answer given the options and then was still surprised to see it winning.
Samantha Allen
2024-12-09 16:07:01 +0000 UTCwe need the island boys on here
Amy
2024-12-09 16:05:54 +0000 UTCGuys hear me out, Jojo is so loud, someone would probably hear and rescue us !
Jillian Carroll
2024-12-09 16:04:31 +0000 UTCWhere is the bearrrrr?? none of these are viable options that would be good for my sanity
Peach PHS
2024-12-09 16:04:02 +0000 UTCI figure Jojo could teach me some dance moves 🤷🏽♀️
Danni
2024-12-09 15:56:53 +0000 UTCI choose the bear 😭😭😭
Mariana V.
2024-12-09 15:53:50 +0000 UTCInto the ocean I walk 💀
Avocoddess 🥑
2024-12-09 15:48:01 +0000 UTCJojo for sure, mostly for the jacket to signal for help. And maybe her other outfit props will come in handy. Does the construction outfit include a hammer? I can see carrying one around for fun
Cori
2024-12-09 15:47:12 +0000 UTCi’m cackling omg
kat
2024-12-09 15:28:03 +0000 UTCi picked jojo because the power of the Gays (myself included) is unrivaled. honestly i think we could put the sapphic dont-need-a-man skills to use and build a powered boat somehow to make it to civilization. and she would be entertaining in the meantime
☆Hannah☆
2024-12-09 15:14:45 +0000 UTCJfc she IS wreck it Ralph
Jordan Leigh
2024-12-09 15:08:28 +0000 UTCJanet and Adrielle are cut from the same cloth. They'd come back and file lawsuits against you for saying their names
Jordan Leigh
2024-12-09 15:08:11 +0000 UTCTo roast the options for supper?
Jordan Leigh
2024-12-09 15:07:15 +0000 UTCBut you'd also have to listen to her speak
Jordan Leigh
2024-12-09 15:06:37 +0000 UTCOmfg 😂😂😂 she gotta find that cell signal.
Jordan Leigh
2024-12-09 15:06:25 +0000 UTCOOOOH THIS!!! This is big brain strategy
Jordan Leigh
2024-12-09 15:05:52 +0000 UTCYou're so real for that. I'd consider going Yellowjackets/Donner party on whomever it was
Jordan Leigh
2024-12-09 15:05:16 +0000 UTCJojo siwa has so much energy, I think I could say "swim north and find civilization" and she'd basically swim the English channel 8 fucking times until she found civilization
Jordan Leigh
2024-12-09 15:04:43 +0000 UTCI would just die
wale
2024-12-09 15:03:17 +0000 UTCI’m picking Janet, but only to keep her on the island. Banishment. Lawsuit = dropped. Motion to dismiss her to an island, yes please.
Madelyn René
2024-12-09 15:02:04 +0000 UTCMy thoughts as well lol he's cringey but he may have some useful skills? 😂
Charlie
2024-12-09 14:56:15 +0000 UTCShirtless Monty. I'm thinking he can like... idk lift stuff? Lmao maybe his strength could come in handy.
Burtasaurusrex11
2024-12-09 14:52:52 +0000 UTCI hate all of these. But if I absolutely had to, I think Monty would be the most useful. The rest of them are utterly useless. Maybe Janet but fuck her. She can be stranded on an island forever. Lol I’m upset at whoever came up with this poll. Lol this was rude and hateful to make us do this 😆
LuDominari
2024-12-09 14:50:31 +0000 UTCI guess I live alone on this island now
JJ
2024-12-09 14:46:14 +0000 UTCAt least I won’t feel that bad killing off any of these people when I need to eat.
Catalina
2024-12-09 14:43:43 +0000 UTCTunnel lady I’d choose
Ellie Evans
2024-12-09 14:40:28 +0000 UTCJanet and Adrielle would become best friends. Janet would be her lawyer. 🙈
Karla
2024-12-09 14:37:57 +0000 UTCDefinitely Adrielle because if anyone is going to work overtime to find an audience (/help) it’s her!
SLA_x
2024-12-09 14:32:58 +0000 UTCy’all know that audio “the gun would go off” that’s my choice
Delaney Ririe
2024-12-09 14:32:45 +0000 UTCjojo gon save us. idk how but she just seems like she could lol
vic ala
2024-12-09 14:31:39 +0000 UTCthe second any of these options finds civilization, it won't take long for them to be abandoned by society 😂 so that makes my answer a slow descent into madness....who needs civilization anyway 😬😂
m
2024-12-09 14:24:31 +0000 UTComg is jojo finally winning at something?
Beth Ann
2024-12-09 14:24:00 +0000 UTCI really had to sit and think about this. In this Ted talk I will be coving the who, when and why on my answer.
Demi 🫶🏻
2024-12-09 14:23:12 +0000 UTCThis! In my scenario I'm getting a piggy back
LaZe Witch
2024-12-09 14:21:56 +0000 UTCI’ll bring the marshmallows 😂
Michaela Hunter
2024-12-09 14:21:51 +0000 UTCThis is a diabolical question
Jaden R
2024-12-09 14:21:19 +0000 UTCJanet trapped with ride or die girlies... 😂 I feel a dramatic resitation of her unhinged emails to YouTube with her by fire light would be incredibly cathartic for me at least 😂
LaZe Witch
2024-12-09 14:20:22 +0000 UTCThis is diabolical 😭🥲 I had to think for 2 minutes lol 😂
Kciri
2024-12-09 14:19:39 +0000 UTCLuis, deja al tiburón tranquilo, no puedo perderte
Orikumar
2024-12-09 14:19:01 +0000 UTCThis feels like an impossible decision
Dallas🌻
2024-12-09 14:18:30 +0000 UTCHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA
Orikumar
2024-12-09 14:17:50 +0000 UTCI picked JoJo siwa, the bright colours and her core strength would probably come in handy. I'm still reserving the right to use a ball gag if she starts singing.
LaZe Witch
2024-12-09 14:16:14 +0000 UTCShe NEEDS to post her rage bait so she'll probably be more motivated 🤣
Orikumar
2024-12-09 14:16:00 +0000 UTCI think at least Jojo would tell me Karma is a bitch while we travel back home and we can pretend we're drunk. Although I would prefer to put Janet and Adrielle in the same room, lock the door and come back in 24hrs to see what happened
Orikumar
2024-12-09 14:15:09 +0000 UTCCan jojo bring her JoJo wrapped Tesla? I’m thinking jojo because she’s giving wreck it Ralph 🤷🏼♀️
Audrey Tackett
2024-12-09 14:13:56 +0000 UTCWould one be allowed the tie them up, leave them there and find civilation on ones own? Asking for a friend 😂
LaZe Witch
2024-12-09 14:12:10 +0000 UTCWe listen and we don’t judge
Do We Know Them
2024-12-09 14:10:53 +0000 UTCYou guys, I picked def. Hear me out...he's kinda fine and I'm feeling like I'm in my praying mantis era💀
Danielle Hess
2024-12-09 14:10:23 +0000 UTCI was torn between jojo and deff noddles but went jojo. At least I’ll be entertained
Maria Fernanda La Torre
2024-12-09 14:10:20 +0000 UTCThis is taking more thought than my dissertation
Mae
2024-12-09 14:09:26 +0000 UTCI think I could get a good laugh with JoJo and she at least wouldn’t actively try to hinder our rescue
Mxrboneless
2024-12-09 14:08:37 +0000 UTCI'm probably in the minority, but I voted Adrielle because we've seen her desperation to move to a "safer" place, and I'm hoping she'll channel that energy into finding us civilization
Samantha Brodie
2024-12-09 14:08:33 +0000 UTCPick Janet but only because I wouldn’t be stuck with her, she’s be stuck with me 😂
Michaela Hunter
2024-12-09 14:07:58 +0000 UTCI almost said Janet so I can leave her behind but then realized that might be too mean
Allie Bagel
2024-12-09 14:07:25 +0000 UTCI choose to remain stuck!
Courtney Cox
2024-12-09 14:06:49 +0000 UTCI chose Monty Lopez bc he will gaslight the island into giving him instructions to get off
Allie Bagel
2024-12-09 14:06:36 +0000 UTCUgh, can I pick tunnel lady instead? Or death idk
Hayley
2024-12-09 14:05:49 +0000 UTCJojo was on special forces and carried Tom Sandoval several miles so like her hands down
Abby vaquera
2024-12-09 14:05:30 +0000 UTCat least the rescuers would be able to see jojo’s construction vest from miles away 😭
Megan
2024-12-09 14:05:05 +0000 UTCI choose the sweet release of death.
Sabine
2024-12-09 14:05:01 +0000 UTCI'll just perish, thanks 😅
Jessica
2024-12-09 14:04:56 +0000 UTCAdrielle is ready for anything afaik haha
Lucky
2024-12-09 14:04:52 +0000 UTCjojo bc at least free entertainment 🤷🏼♀️
samantha gauwitz
2024-12-09 14:04:51 +0000 UTCI’m not trusting anyone to help me so I’m going with who I can eat as a last resort 😎
Tiffany
2024-12-09 14:04:41 +0000 UTCThis is cruel
Maygen
2024-12-09 14:04:32 +0000 UTCJojo would annoy me but at least she’d be entertaining…the rest would have me ready to catch a charge.
Syd
2024-12-09 14:04:18 +0000 UTCThis is just the worst kind of nightmare.
Becky S
2024-12-09 14:04:15 +0000 UTCI would never let myself be alone with Monty Lopez, shirtless or not 🤣
lindsey
2024-12-09 14:03:59 +0000 UTCI was hoping for Michelle the bartender just so I could have a cocktail with a storytime
Courtney Chaplin
2024-12-09 14:03:58 +0000 UTCThis was almost impossible to answer 😭
Sophie
2024-12-09 14:03:55 +0000 UTCOMG Sophie´s choice!!!
Jecica
2024-12-09 14:03:54 +0000 UTCthis is an unreal choice 😭😭 each option just gets worser and worser
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2024-12-09 14:03:51 +0000 UTCI’m just jumping head first into a sharks mouth honestly
Luis ᥫ᭡
2024-12-09 14:03:49 +0000 UTCWould Janet being stuck with me make it harder for her to being a menace to you girlies?
Swiftie_triomixer
2024-12-09 14:03:33 +0000 UTCthis is evil
Ally Henderson
2024-12-09 14:03:27 +0000 UTC🙆🏾♀️🙆🏾♀️🙆🏾♀️
Hanako Johnson
2024-12-09 14:03:26 +0000 UTCGod this is my nightmare blunt rotation 😭
Georgia Mitchell
2024-12-09 14:03:08 +0000 UTC
