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Sibling Rivalry: The One About Dining

Sibling Rivalry: The One About Dining

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Y’all literally have me cracking up. I watch while I’m getting my treatments for cancer. I’m the only one in here that be cracking up. Thanks guys I love y’all so much!!!!

Jacqui

when i wasa kid i learned the choreo to both versions of get me bodied and to this day my mom will cut the song on n ask me to dance lol im 28 now

Flora Rogers

It’s bc some restaurants won’t or make it difficult to split checks by item and people are bad at math

Jake Ralph

Nope nope nope. Restaurant worker here and this is a cardinal sin. You are taking real estate at a table, but paying a different person. Just ask the server to be separate from the beginning. This way they know to keep your items separate and not trying to remember what you had at the end of the dinner. Don’t sit at a table and keep a tab at the bar! Wild

Nancy Calas

Bob, try to limit your side dishes to ones you can make ahead of time. Examples: broccoli salad, potato salad, soup, corn pudding/casserole, twice baked potatoes. Then, you don’t have as much to get together at once. 😊

Mehgan Corker

Note this episode for when Monet claims she is Gen Z again!

Mehgan Corker

Bobbleheads vs monetion battle royale!!!???

EdHead

I think that’s true for both of them tbh 😂

Lauren Smithance

That’s smart and easier on the server than spitting 8 ways or w/e

Lauren Smithance

I think the more important point is the white supremacist attitudes amongst Mexicans which is really the root of problem Bob was pointing to. I say that from personal experience as a white person of Texas-Mexican descent and academic study in women’s studies and ethnic studies. It’s a troubling and sad thing, and pretty similar (in broad strokes) to what I see with white folks also. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Lauren Smithance

Vs the US where the waiter clearly wants to kill you if you ask for this

Lauren Smithance

Easier math to split evenly 👀

Lauren Smithance

Liquor is actually measured like that in the UK because people were drinking too much , so by law liquor / spirits can only be sold in multiples of 25 / 35 ml, although 25ml is the most common one

П П

Why do people split the bill evenly in the US? Can’t everyone just pay for what they had? In the UK it’s completely normal to do

П П

When dining out at restaurants that don't split the bill for groups over a certain number, there's usually the option to open a separate tab at the bar. So, if you let the group know ahead of time that you have a separate tab at the bar, then that makes things easier. You can often even order food through your bar tab. The only downside to ordering your food at the bar is that it may not come out at the same time as the food ordered at your group's table.

Gayle King Kong

Monet was 100% correct about speed vs. acceleration

Tonyé J

omg???

edim4lyfe

KFC totally did have some good Nashville hot chicken. Thank you Bob. I think about it whenever I go there. That was the best

Christina

Monet...fully...UK based here. Falco main. Dual citizen but claiming Bobblehead because you got cocky. I am ready to THROW DOWN in Smash Bros. 3 stocks, 10 mins, no items. When and where? Online will likely be laggy af but I will bite the bullet to humble you ⚔️ Cousins, I need y'all to tag her cuz I ain't playin!

Nathan Chawey-Nartey

YALL ARE SUCH A KIIII 🤣. Yall got me cutting up in this airport. Bob knows Money so well cause she was definitely about to look them lyrics up.

Caleb Flenoury

Fake playing video games annoys me too lol. Like in movies when they dance on the couch while button mashing. I'm liiiike babes, you not fooling the real gamers. you look crazy.

Caleb Flenoury

But so did I Am Sasha Fierce. Two of her most classic songs, “Single Ladies” and “Halo” are off that album.

Arvin

« I want more things! » Not beating the Millionaire Monet allegations 😂🤭😭 Love you Monet! Laughed so hard over who is more New York ❤️

Robbie

Monet girl 🙄🙄🙄 very episode I find a reason to be a bobble head 😂 like what’s annoying about saying you’ll only pay for what you consumed it’s very fair in my book 🤷🏽‍♀️

Ruth

me: "a Smartie"

Lilliannie Urgent

Bob: "Chalky like a altoid sweet like a skittle."

Lilliannie Urgent

Monet is right. MPH is speed, acceleration is the rate at which speed increases over time.

Nicole

Bob has summoned me and as a Bobblehead im very serious in all caps after this ....I WILL BEAT THAT BYTCH WIT A BAT ON SMASH 10 TOES DOWN ON BUSINESS! PERIOD!

Dita Atlantic-Barclays (formerly Wunda)

Wow just had to say that this describes my life experience exactly. Would’ve been everything in college to know I wasn’t the only one!! 🫶

Kelly

The Flux capacitor is from Back to the Future a 90's movie starting Michael J Fox

Pharnefarious

Monet is right!

Xavier Ramos

Bob sorry but ur 100% wrong. cars accelerate at different speeds. 2 different cars will reach any given speed at 2 different times. for the experiment you’d have to get 4 of the same car, and likely have computers involved so that the gas pedal is hit at the exact same time with the exact same amount of force. and the ppl in the car would also have to weigh the exact same.

Stephen Richards

SW-8400-6119-0043

Jace Eaton

SW-4034-5751-1628

Jay

I am STRUGGLING this holiday season, and I needed this laugh badly!! 😭😂 Thank you for being you 💖

Naiasia Collins-McCoy

What in the queer midlife crisis is this car stoning rant 🤣

osman

Thinking of ASAP Rocky’s song 1 Train “anything is better than that 1 train” 😂😂

Kay ✨

Monation stays on here loud and wrong. Bob’s technically right, if all the cars were going from 0 to 5 mph with the same acceleration, they wouldn’t collide. But it’s not practical to do irl because the acceleration would be constantly changing.

Obasi Lewis

You two laughing hysterically, is exactly what I needed tonight. 🤣

Kathy Butcher

Monet, you are about to have so many of us in your ass in Smash...

Adonis

Def not arguing on your culture or ethnicity or nationality. Merry Christmas 🎄

big boii

Well a white guy definitely does not get to tell me how me and all the rest of us Mexican people and my entire family and all my friends how we need to identify culturally. I know and understand what you guys are saying, however, we don’t say that. I know I am not the only one who thinks this way as well. 🇲🇽

Alex🤎Christopher

I'd say if you were born there, you can absolutely still call yourself a New Yorker. Just because you've moved doesn't mean that's not still where you're from and what shaped you. I moved to Hawaii and I'm definitely not going to be calling myself a Hawaiian anytime soon.

Lisa Beanz

I need to see this Smash tournament against the Patrons, please make this happen soon.

Lisa Beanz

Loved this episode!

Nephele

Bro… you are a white Mexican just like I’m a white American. White = race Mexican = ethnicity. You off on this one

big boii

the 1 is by far NOT the best train line in nyc. everyone knows it’s the L 🤣. but for real they all suck but the Q is most tolerable, imo

IndoorGal

So is that just for me? Because you’ve 100% referred to your little ex-boyfriend as Mexican…and this is not up for debate. Besides, most of us MEXICANS refer to ourselves as MEXICANS. You aren’t Mexican, so you don’t get to tell me and all the other MEXICANS what we can call ourselves. 🇲🇽

Alex🤎Christopher

Why’s it gotta be about race?

big boii

Mexican is a nationality not a race. I didn't know how many times I have to have this conversation with people. Luptia Nyongo is Mexican but she is black.

Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change

I don't know a lot about cars but I know bob was very wrong about the his car experiment 😂 there needs to be mention of the engines, horsepower, torque, etc

Peter Lam

Omg I lost it when Monet asked for the first word 🤣

Felicia Cummings

I’m as Mexican as Apolo Anton Ohno. 😉

Alex🤎Christopher

Ok I take that back lol BDAY was bussin too

Carnie

I’m not white. I’m Mexican.

Alex🤎Christopher

I disagree beyonces best album is dangerously in love 🤷🏾‍♀️

Carnie

"I just need the first word" had me losing it 🤣🤣🤣 big loss for the monetion

Rahsaan K

It's sibling rivalry bro

Rahsaan K

sorry bob monet is correct, the acceleration is the amout of time it takes to get to the speed or mph so some cars can have a faster time than other cars

soakitup

If the bill comes and we are arguing over on how to spilt the bill. I’ll just pick up the tab and we wouldn’t grab food together again 🤷🏾‍♂️

atj4991

As a New Yorker, I want to say, no, you are not a New Yorker if you have moved away from New York, particularly to LA. I know you don’t want to identify as a non-New Yorker, but it’s true. What do y’all think (I want to hear from the New Yorkers here)?

Dana

I WILL BEAT MONET IN SMASH!!! Dead ass. Kirby or Mario main.

Raymone Jackson

I love that in Canada they keep everyone’s tab separate when you’re out for dinner/drinks, you don’t even have to ask they just assume everyone will pay separately for what they ordered.

KristyJoanne

BDAY bodied, Lemonade quenched our thirst and renaissance reminded us she is one of one

Adrenergyy

Some of your white queers really hate to do a confident black person who isn't afraid to challenge people and it shows. I didn't think this Patreon is the place for you.

Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change

First of all Monet and I have lived there almost the same amount of time. Y your trying to pop off at the mouth and you have no clue what you're talking about. Also literally leave the Patreon if I'm so annoying. Like literally go away. -Bob

Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change

It’s wild how Bob will argue with someone like Monet’ who is from New York about things in New York meanwhile he’s a transplant who lived there for short period of time compared to Monet’ being born and raised there. But if Monet’ were to say something or a fact about Atlanta, Bob would have a meltdown. 🙄 it’s so obnoxious and condescending.

Alex🤎Christopher

Bob is right about BDAY. I always say it’s my fav but the production of Lemonade and Renaissance is what sets them above the rest

Devon

Exactly! No conversation needed what so ever!

Cobi Kremer

This was so wild to me! My friends know I’m sober. No conversation needs to be had at the top of the meal every time we go out to eat. I’m not drinking alcohol, so I’m not paying for it!

DaniJ

If EYE am not drinking and everyone else at the table expects me to PAY for their drinks when the bill comes because they want to split it evenly… I’m getting new friends.

DaniJ

The one train sucks ass idk what bob is talking about lmao

Naomi Cassimere

Black is king is her best album argue with your mother.

nilla

I would kill to see y’all play Mario party

Edward N.

Renaissance is certainly her best album, B-Day is a close second—Bob is tripping

ButchQueenRyan

When we went out to lunch and had drinks we asked the waiter to have one bill for food and one bill for drinks. That might be easier for splitting

Bonnie Po

Bob explained that acceleration would have to be the same in order for the experiment to work.

Ryan

It's still here

Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change

The crystal ninja does good stone car work🎉 check out her TikTok or ig

M.rachelle

No, best Beyonce album is Bday!

Kristopher Daniel

Saying Power is Beyoncé’s best song is CRAZY work. Also you didn’t like “Water”?

M.rachelle

did yall take down the ear cleaning video ? i literally subbed to see like

g0dfath4

I think Monet struGGELIIIIING to rap that Jay-Z verse is my new favourite Sibling rivalry moment ever😭🙌🏽

Jeanne Prince Thomassin

I have a Honda Civic in Arizona that I'm desperately want to get rid of that'd I'd be more than happy to give away

spicygayboy

Monet is right about RPMs because tire sizes and torque

Jonathan Rodriguez

Literally her best work

Jonny🤎

monet was scared straight trying to remember those lyrics omg…

baileyyy

The acceleration convo made me want to pull out my eyelids. Monet, don’t keep doing this to Monetion citizens 😩

Zach

“I just need the first word.” Had to wipe away actual tears 🤣

Sondie

I know they’re both booked blessed and busy, but damn I miss them being in the same room. The physical comedy would add sometimes

Skyy Williams

LMAOOOO

Angel

in my early twenties definitely and i would try to take pepsid or wear patches that were supposed to help with the reactions i would get from drinking but nothing really worked that well and eventually i learned it’s not worth the effort and my friends stopped pressuring me to drink bc they saw how it was affecting me and that helped me learn to just enjoy my time with them sober. not really sober tho bc i’ll usually smoke before hand lol

Mino Barron

Oh Bob 🫶🏿 whatever company designed that cap is so thankful SOMEONE purchased it 😁 Happy Holidays gourls!!! 🌲 🎁

Kelly

Definitely paused the podcast to listen to Ring the Alarm Again! Not in the hive, but Bday takes it for me 🙌🏾

din

you can actually lose your alcohol license here in the uk if you don't use measures

Albert

that queens edit bit took me OUTTTT

Alexandra

Asking a sober person to pay for someone else’s drink feels wild to me lol

RJ

I’ve been sober 11 years. You got me FUCKED UP if you think I’m splitting other peoples drinks. Absolutely not. Under no circumstances. I think it’s inconsiderate to even assume that.

Cobi Kremer

I say this every episode, Bob just really says the most random stuff like it’s fact, but this episode he’s wearing the most random stuff like it’s fashion

A B

I suck at Smash but I can school yall on any version of MarioKart (or slaps on Bond N64) 😂 I am ready for the Patreon gamer battle 😍

Jem

Listening to Bob go on about Acceleration made me convert to Monetionism

Ben Kirkpatrick

bob's 100% right about get me bodied. you gotta play the extended

Khirsten H

A pretty cool uncle tho 😄

Noelle Grace

Yes, hoping to see Monet in Vancouver

Noelle Grace

Your whole comment could be a verse👍

Noelle Grace

Midnight Picnic sounds like an awesome title 😂

Noelle Grace

My favorite Bey album is Dangerously In Love which was my top album on Spotify but I can agree that Lemonade is the best.

Noelle Grace

Do you ever get fomo for it?

Noelle Grace

Bob could use the $500 stoned car to do cool photo shoots.

Noelle Grace

I think Monet just likes to argue for the sake of arguing and doesn’t believe half the stuff she’s saying 😭😭

Harvey Barber

I want bobs hat 😈

Sarah

my friends know i can’t drink bc i’m allergic so they always consider leaving me out when we split the bill. they do separate calculations for me which i so appreciate

Mino Barron

Her best album being self-titled is so fitting for her

Gabe

Can I say all Beyoncé albums are pretty good my fav one obviously renaissance ❤️

Sienna OShaughnessy

i personally don’t think renaissance is beyonce’s best album but i also don’t think it’s crazy to say it is. it’s a phenomenal album that really added to the culture. and it has no skips

Mino Barron

I would love a Sibling Rivalry episode of food orders for different fast food restaurants, struggle meals, favorite drinks, surprising foods that Bob or Money liked, etc. I know you've touched on them before, but a pt2 the remix :3

Jordon

Renaissance is her magnum opus. Just fucking sublime 🥹

tim wanjohi

Bday is Beyonce best album and ill fight anyone who disagrees

BMELL Tv

I do not agree about the picnic thing if I go outside, put a blanket down at midnight and eat a snack I’m having a midnight picnic

Ry

Yet again, Monet is fully wrong… rpm=revolutions per minute (of the tires), only tire size would have to be uniform, but some trucks have bigger wheels and unrelated, but shitty designer sports cars just have a higher max RPM that they never get to reach except on race tracks cuz of y’know, the law

Jeff Birmingham

I drove 3 hours from Kingston to see y’all at Just for Laughs. Y’all killed it and it was freeeee but CANADA WILL PAY literally if you come to any metropolis. Come up the coast to the theatres in Vancouver or sell out areas in Montreal!! Toronto be mad at Monet so perhaps hit Ottawa instead (where I’m biasly from) when in mtl — all have great dick

Jeff Birmingham

Oh Lemonade is THEE album. Conceptually and all, just the best album that I can listen to at any time and go through the motions.

Dev Louis

Monet is right about how torque affects distance. To Bobs point, all the cars can do 5mph, but the distance between the cars would differ depending on torque. Example: An EV would get to 5mph faster than a typical gas car because the torque because there are no moving parts. As a result, the distance between the other vehicle would be different. There’s no way to make up the change in distance if all cars are going the same speed.

Clint R.

bob dressed like somebody uncle at the cookout 😭

baylei

Monét just be lying 😂😂 it’s her straight up reading the lyrics off the screen

Kaycoulee

I only like/own two Beyoncé cds: B’Day and RENAISSANCE

Clint R.

Yay! Right at mammas free time ❤️

Sable

❤️

Kristen

hi girls

Erik

🫡

Kolincelly

question mark in case someone beat me to it lol

Imani Pugh

Y'all posted as soon as I got on to look!! Love life rn

Ian

first?

Imani Pugh


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