Y’all literally have me cracking up. I watch while I’m getting my treatments for cancer. I’m the only one in here that be cracking up. Thanks guys I love y’all so much!!!!
Jacqui
2025-02-19 04:44:21 +0000 UTC
when i wasa kid i learned the choreo to both versions of get me bodied and to this day my mom will cut the song on n ask me to dance lol im 28 now
Flora Rogers
2025-01-26 08:38:38 +0000 UTC
It’s bc some restaurants won’t or make it difficult to split checks by item and people are bad at math
Jake Ralph
2025-01-16 19:45:45 +0000 UTC
Nope nope nope. Restaurant worker here and this is a cardinal sin. You are taking real estate at a table, but paying a different person. Just ask the server to be separate from the beginning. This way they know to keep your items separate and not trying to remember what you had at the end of the dinner. Don’t sit at a table and keep a tab at the bar! Wild
Nancy Calas
2025-01-08 18:46:24 +0000 UTC
Bob, try to limit your side dishes to ones you can make ahead of time. Examples: broccoli salad, potato salad, soup, corn pudding/casserole, twice baked potatoes. Then, you don’t have as much to get together at once. 😊
Mehgan Corker
2025-01-08 15:05:32 +0000 UTC
Note this episode for when Monet claims she is Gen Z again!
Mehgan Corker
2025-01-08 14:55:51 +0000 UTC
Bobbleheads vs monetion battle royale!!!???
EdHead
2025-01-05 13:18:15 +0000 UTC
I think that’s true for both of them tbh 😂
Lauren Smithance
2025-01-02 19:06:59 +0000 UTC
That’s smart and easier on the server than spitting 8 ways or w/e
Lauren Smithance
2025-01-02 19:04:38 +0000 UTC
I think the more important point is the white supremacist attitudes amongst Mexicans which is really the root of problem Bob was pointing to. I say that from personal experience as a white person of Texas-Mexican descent and academic study in women’s studies and ethnic studies. It’s a troubling and sad thing, and pretty similar (in broad strokes) to what I see with white folks also. 🤷🏻♀️
Lauren Smithance
2025-01-02 19:02:49 +0000 UTC
Vs the US where the waiter clearly wants to kill you if you ask for this
Lauren Smithance
2025-01-02 18:52:43 +0000 UTC
Easier math to split evenly 👀
Lauren Smithance
2025-01-02 18:47:01 +0000 UTC
Liquor is actually measured like that in the UK because people were drinking too much , so by law liquor / spirits can only be sold in multiples of 25 / 35 ml, although 25ml is the most common one
П П
2025-01-01 14:13:37 +0000 UTC
Why do people split the bill evenly in the US? Can’t everyone just pay for what they had? In the UK it’s completely normal to do
П П
2025-01-01 14:03:55 +0000 UTC
When dining out at restaurants that don't split the bill for groups over a certain number, there's usually the option to open a separate tab at the bar. So, if you let the group know ahead of time that you have a separate tab at the bar, then that makes things easier. You can often even order food through your bar tab. The only downside to ordering your food at the bar is that it may not come out at the same time as the food ordered at your group's table.
Gayle King Kong
2024-12-31 20:24:57 +0000 UTC
Monet was 100% correct about speed vs. acceleration
Tonyé J
2024-12-31 17:24:10 +0000 UTC
omg???
edim4lyfe
2024-12-30 21:42:45 +0000 UTC
KFC totally did have some good Nashville hot chicken. Thank you Bob. I think about it whenever I go there. That was the best
Christina
2024-12-30 21:26:56 +0000 UTC
Monet...fully...UK based here. Falco main. Dual citizen but claiming Bobblehead because you got cocky. I am ready to THROW DOWN in Smash Bros. 3 stocks, 10 mins, no items. When and where? Online will likely be laggy af but I will bite the bullet to humble you ⚔️
Cousins, I need y'all to tag her cuz I ain't playin!
Nathan Chawey-Nartey
2024-12-30 18:21:18 +0000 UTC
YALL ARE SUCH A KIIII 🤣. Yall got me cutting up in this airport. Bob knows Money so well cause she was definitely about to look them lyrics up.
Caleb Flenoury
2024-12-30 10:50:35 +0000 UTC
Fake playing video games annoys me too lol. Like in movies when they dance on the couch while button mashing. I'm liiiike babes, you not fooling the real gamers. you look crazy.
Caleb Flenoury
2024-12-30 10:27:07 +0000 UTC
But so did I Am Sasha Fierce. Two of her most classic songs, “Single Ladies” and “Halo” are off that album.
Arvin
2024-12-29 23:30:12 +0000 UTC
« I want more things! »
Not beating the Millionaire Monet allegations 😂🤭😭
Love you Monet! Laughed so hard over who is more New York ❤️
Robbie
2024-12-29 23:27:16 +0000 UTC
Monet girl 🙄🙄🙄 very episode I find a reason to be a bobble head 😂 like what’s annoying about saying you’ll only pay for what you consumed it’s very fair in my book 🤷🏽♀️
Ruth
2024-12-29 22:04:26 +0000 UTC
me: "a Smartie"
Lilliannie Urgent
2024-12-29 05:31:00 +0000 UTC
Bob: "Chalky like a altoid sweet like a skittle."
Lilliannie Urgent
2024-12-29 05:30:39 +0000 UTC
Monet is right. MPH is speed, acceleration is the rate at which speed increases over time.
Nicole
2024-12-28 00:22:32 +0000 UTC
Bob has summoned me and as a Bobblehead im very serious in all caps after this ....I WILL BEAT THAT BYTCH WIT A BAT ON SMASH 10 TOES DOWN ON BUSINESS! PERIOD!
Dita Atlantic-Barclays (formerly Wunda)
2024-12-27 14:40:22 +0000 UTC
Wow just had to say that this describes my life experience exactly. Would’ve been everything in college to know I wasn’t the only one!! 🫶
Kelly
2024-12-27 14:23:55 +0000 UTC
The Flux capacitor is from Back to the Future a 90's movie starting Michael J Fox
Pharnefarious
2024-12-27 13:44:50 +0000 UTC
Monet is right!
Xavier Ramos
2024-12-27 08:54:19 +0000 UTC
Bob sorry but ur 100% wrong. cars accelerate at different speeds. 2 different cars will reach any given speed at 2 different times. for the experiment you’d have to get 4 of the same car, and likely have computers involved so that the gas pedal is hit at the exact same time with the exact same amount of force. and the ppl in the car would also have to weigh the exact same.
Stephen Richards
2024-12-26 23:22:06 +0000 UTC
SW-8400-6119-0043
Jace Eaton
2024-12-25 18:56:38 +0000 UTC
SW-4034-5751-1628
Jay
2024-12-25 18:11:35 +0000 UTC
I am STRUGGLING this holiday season, and I needed this laugh badly!! 😭😂
Thank you for being you 💖
Naiasia Collins-McCoy
2024-12-25 17:00:12 +0000 UTC
What in the queer midlife crisis is this car stoning rant 🤣
osman
2024-12-25 14:47:14 +0000 UTC
Thinking of ASAP Rocky’s song 1 Train
“anything is better than that 1 train” 😂😂
Kay ✨
2024-12-25 06:29:36 +0000 UTC
Monation stays on here loud and wrong. Bob’s technically right, if all the cars were going from 0 to 5 mph with the same acceleration, they wouldn’t collide. But it’s not practical to do irl because the acceleration would be constantly changing.
Obasi Lewis
2024-12-25 03:54:35 +0000 UTC
You two laughing hysterically, is exactly what I needed tonight. 🤣
Kathy Butcher
2024-12-25 01:19:23 +0000 UTC
Monet, you are about to have so many of us in your ass in Smash...
Adonis
2024-12-25 00:28:18 +0000 UTC
Def not arguing on your culture or ethnicity or nationality.
Merry Christmas 🎄
big boii
2024-12-24 23:38:07 +0000 UTC
Well a white guy definitely does not get to tell me how me and all the rest of us Mexican people and my entire family and all my friends how we need to identify culturally.
I know and understand what you guys are saying, however, we don’t say that. I know I am not the only one who thinks this way as well. 🇲🇽
Alex🤎Christopher
2024-12-24 23:29:41 +0000 UTC
I'd say if you were born there, you can absolutely still call yourself a New Yorker. Just because you've moved doesn't mean that's not still where you're from and what shaped you. I moved to Hawaii and I'm definitely not going to be calling myself a Hawaiian anytime soon.
Lisa Beanz
2024-12-24 22:33:08 +0000 UTC
I need to see this Smash tournament against the Patrons, please make this happen soon.
Lisa Beanz
2024-12-24 22:31:26 +0000 UTC
Loved this episode!
Nephele
2024-12-24 21:06:47 +0000 UTC
Bro… you are a white Mexican just like I’m a white American.
White = race
Mexican = ethnicity.
You off on this one
big boii
2024-12-24 20:36:29 +0000 UTC
the 1 is by far NOT the best train line in nyc. everyone knows it’s the L 🤣. but for real they all suck but the Q is most tolerable, imo
IndoorGal
2024-12-24 20:26:18 +0000 UTC
So is that just for me? Because you’ve 100% referred to your little ex-boyfriend as Mexican…and this is not up for debate.
Besides, most of us MEXICANS refer to ourselves as MEXICANS.
You aren’t Mexican, so you don’t get to tell me and all the other MEXICANS what we can call ourselves. 🇲🇽
Alex🤎Christopher
2024-12-24 19:48:17 +0000 UTC
Why’s it gotta be about race?
big boii
2024-12-24 16:58:57 +0000 UTC
Mexican is a nationality not a race. I didn't know how many times I have to have this conversation with people. Luptia Nyongo is Mexican but she is black.
Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change
2024-12-24 16:39:11 +0000 UTC
I don't know a lot about cars but I know bob was very wrong about the his car experiment 😂 there needs to be mention of the engines, horsepower, torque, etc
Peter Lam
2024-12-24 15:24:48 +0000 UTC
Omg I lost it when Monet asked for the first word 🤣
Felicia Cummings
2024-12-24 15:17:44 +0000 UTC
I’m as Mexican as Apolo Anton Ohno. 😉
Alex🤎Christopher
2024-12-24 14:49:27 +0000 UTC
Ok I take that back lol BDAY was bussin too
Carnie
2024-12-24 14:46:18 +0000 UTC
I’m not white. I’m Mexican.
Alex🤎Christopher
2024-12-24 14:45:42 +0000 UTC
I disagree beyonces best album is dangerously in love 🤷🏾♀️
Carnie
2024-12-24 14:45:21 +0000 UTC
"I just need the first word" had me losing it 🤣🤣🤣 big loss for the monetion
Rahsaan K
2024-12-24 12:17:59 +0000 UTC
It's sibling rivalry bro
Rahsaan K
2024-12-24 12:07:14 +0000 UTC
sorry bob monet is correct, the acceleration is the amout of time it takes to get to the speed or mph
so some cars can have a faster time than other cars
soakitup
2024-12-24 06:54:50 +0000 UTC
If the bill comes and we are arguing over on how to spilt the bill. I’ll just pick up the tab and we wouldn’t grab food together again 🤷🏾♂️
atj4991
2024-12-24 05:40:45 +0000 UTC
As a New Yorker, I want to say, no, you are not a New Yorker if you have moved away from New York, particularly to LA. I know you don’t want to identify as a non-New Yorker, but it’s true. What do y’all think (I want to hear from the New Yorkers here)?
Dana
2024-12-24 03:03:31 +0000 UTC
I WILL BEAT MONET IN SMASH!!! Dead ass. Kirby or Mario main.
Raymone Jackson
2024-12-24 02:08:56 +0000 UTC
I love that in Canada they keep everyone’s tab separate when you’re out for dinner/drinks, you don’t even have to ask they just assume everyone will pay separately for what they ordered.
KristyJoanne
2024-12-24 02:06:26 +0000 UTC
BDAY bodied, Lemonade quenched our thirst and renaissance reminded us she is one of one
Adrenergyy
2024-12-24 02:05:54 +0000 UTC
Some of your white queers really hate to do a confident black person who isn't afraid to challenge people and it shows. I didn't think this Patreon is the place for you.
Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change
2024-12-24 01:46:32 +0000 UTC
First of all Monet and I have lived there almost the same amount of time. Y your trying to pop off at the mouth and you have no clue what you're talking about. Also literally leave the Patreon if I'm so annoying. Like literally go away.
-Bob
Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change
2024-12-24 01:42:14 +0000 UTC
It’s wild how Bob will argue with someone like Monet’ who is from New York about things in New York meanwhile he’s a transplant who lived there for short period of time compared to Monet’ being born and raised there. But if Monet’ were to say something or a fact about Atlanta, Bob would have a meltdown. 🙄 it’s so obnoxious and condescending.
Alex🤎Christopher
2024-12-24 01:40:17 +0000 UTC
Bob is right about BDAY. I always say it’s my fav but the production of Lemonade and Renaissance is what sets them above the rest
Devon
2024-12-24 01:29:13 +0000 UTC
Exactly! No conversation needed what so ever!
Cobi Kremer
2024-12-24 00:44:26 +0000 UTC
This was so wild to me! My friends know I’m sober. No conversation needs to be had at the top of the meal every time we go out to eat. I’m not drinking alcohol, so I’m not paying for it!
DaniJ
2024-12-24 00:41:43 +0000 UTC
If EYE am not drinking and everyone else at the table expects me to PAY for their drinks when the bill comes because they want to split it evenly…
I’m getting new friends.
DaniJ
2024-12-24 00:38:13 +0000 UTC
The one train sucks ass idk what bob is talking about lmao
Naomi Cassimere
2024-12-24 00:04:52 +0000 UTC
Black is king is her best album argue with your mother.
nilla
2024-12-23 23:53:45 +0000 UTC
I would kill to see y’all play Mario party
Edward N.
2024-12-23 23:46:05 +0000 UTC
Renaissance is certainly her best album, B-Day is a close second—Bob is tripping
ButchQueenRyan
2024-12-23 22:18:23 +0000 UTC
When we went out to lunch and had drinks we asked the waiter to have one bill for food and one bill for drinks. That might be easier for splitting
Bonnie Po
2024-12-23 22:03:17 +0000 UTC
Bob explained that acceleration would have to be the same in order for the experiment to work.
Ryan
2024-12-23 21:49:55 +0000 UTC
It's still here
Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change
2024-12-23 21:45:54 +0000 UTC
The crystal ninja does good stone car work🎉 check out her TikTok or ig
M.rachelle
2024-12-23 21:13:09 +0000 UTC
No, best Beyonce album is Bday!
Kristopher Daniel
2024-12-23 20:44:33 +0000 UTC
Saying Power is Beyoncé’s best song is CRAZY work. Also you didn’t like “Water”?
M.rachelle
2024-12-23 20:38:54 +0000 UTC
did yall take down the ear cleaning video ? i literally subbed to see like
g0dfath4
2024-12-23 20:07:03 +0000 UTC
I think Monet struGGELIIIIING to rap that Jay-Z verse is my new favourite Sibling rivalry moment ever😭🙌🏽
Jeanne Prince Thomassin
2024-12-23 20:03:53 +0000 UTC
I have a Honda Civic in Arizona that I'm desperately want to get rid of that'd I'd be more than happy to give away
spicygayboy
2024-12-23 19:47:04 +0000 UTC
Monet is right about RPMs because tire sizes and torque
Jonathan Rodriguez
2024-12-23 19:37:47 +0000 UTC
Literally her best work
Jonny🤎
2024-12-23 19:27:37 +0000 UTC
monet was scared straight trying to remember those lyrics omg…
baileyyy
2024-12-23 18:53:42 +0000 UTC
The acceleration convo made me want to pull out my eyelids. Monet, don’t keep doing this to Monetion citizens 😩
Zach
2024-12-23 18:49:42 +0000 UTC
“I just need the first word.” Had to wipe away actual tears 🤣
Sondie
2024-12-23 18:41:22 +0000 UTC
I know they’re both booked blessed and busy, but damn I miss them being in the same room. The physical comedy would add sometimes
Skyy Williams
2024-12-23 18:31:44 +0000 UTC
LMAOOOO
Angel
2024-12-23 18:27:20 +0000 UTC
in my early twenties definitely and i would try to take pepsid or wear patches that were supposed to help with the reactions i would get from drinking but nothing really worked that well and eventually i learned it’s not worth the effort and my friends stopped pressuring me to drink bc they saw how it was affecting me and that helped me learn to just enjoy my time with them sober. not really sober tho bc i’ll usually smoke before hand lol
Mino Barron
2024-12-23 18:23:09 +0000 UTC
Oh Bob 🫶🏿 whatever company designed that cap is so thankful SOMEONE purchased it 😁
Happy Holidays gourls!!! 🌲 🎁
Kelly
2024-12-23 18:11:54 +0000 UTC
Definitely paused the podcast to listen to Ring the Alarm Again! Not in the hive, but Bday takes it for me 🙌🏾
din
2024-12-23 18:10:47 +0000 UTC
you can actually lose your alcohol license here in the uk if you don't use measures
Albert
2024-12-23 17:25:57 +0000 UTC
that queens edit bit took me OUTTTT
Alexandra
2024-12-23 16:57:56 +0000 UTC
Asking a sober person to pay for someone else’s drink feels wild to me lol
RJ
2024-12-23 16:27:43 +0000 UTC
I’ve been sober 11 years. You got me FUCKED UP if you think I’m splitting other peoples drinks. Absolutely not. Under no circumstances. I think it’s inconsiderate to even assume that.
Cobi Kremer
2024-12-23 16:26:38 +0000 UTC
I say this every episode, Bob just really says the most random stuff like it’s fact, but this episode he’s wearing the most random stuff like it’s fashion
A B
2024-12-23 15:57:58 +0000 UTC
I suck at Smash but I can school yall on any version of MarioKart (or slaps on Bond N64) 😂 I am ready for the Patreon gamer battle 😍
Jem
2024-12-23 14:51:54 +0000 UTC
Listening to Bob go on about Acceleration made me convert to Monetionism
Ben Kirkpatrick
2024-12-23 14:19:54 +0000 UTC
bob's 100% right about get me bodied. you gotta play the extended
Khirsten H
2024-12-23 12:38:19 +0000 UTC
A pretty cool uncle tho 😄
Noelle Grace
2024-12-23 12:25:42 +0000 UTC
Yes, hoping to see Monet in Vancouver
Noelle Grace
2024-12-23 12:24:42 +0000 UTC
Your whole comment could be a verse👍
Noelle Grace
2024-12-23 12:23:49 +0000 UTC
Midnight Picnic sounds like an awesome title 😂
Noelle Grace
2024-12-23 12:22:38 +0000 UTC
My favorite Bey album is Dangerously In Love which was my top album on Spotify but I can agree that Lemonade is the best.
Noelle Grace
2024-12-23 12:20:33 +0000 UTC
Do you ever get fomo for it?
Noelle Grace
2024-12-23 12:18:48 +0000 UTC
Bob could use the $500 stoned car to do cool photo shoots.
Noelle Grace
2024-12-23 12:17:58 +0000 UTC
I think Monet just likes to argue for the sake of arguing and doesn’t believe half the stuff she’s saying 😭😭
Harvey Barber
2024-12-23 11:17:04 +0000 UTC
I want bobs hat 😈
Sarah
2024-12-23 06:42:22 +0000 UTC
my friends know i can’t drink bc i’m allergic so they always consider leaving me out when we split the bill. they do separate calculations for me which i so appreciate
Mino Barron
2024-12-23 06:04:43 +0000 UTC
Her best album being self-titled is so fitting for her
Gabe
2024-12-23 05:57:54 +0000 UTC
Can I say all Beyoncé albums are pretty good my fav one obviously renaissance ❤️
Sienna OShaughnessy
2024-12-23 05:50:56 +0000 UTC
i personally don’t think renaissance is beyonce’s best album but i also don’t think it’s crazy to say it is. it’s a phenomenal album that really added to the culture. and it has no skips
Mino Barron
2024-12-23 05:46:30 +0000 UTC
I would love a Sibling Rivalry episode of food orders for different fast food restaurants, struggle meals, favorite drinks, surprising foods that Bob or Money liked, etc. I know you've touched on them before, but a pt2 the remix :3
Jordon
2024-12-23 05:42:05 +0000 UTC
Renaissance is her magnum opus. Just fucking sublime 🥹
tim wanjohi
2024-12-23 05:39:41 +0000 UTC
Bday is Beyonce best album and ill fight anyone who disagrees
BMELL Tv
2024-12-23 04:51:28 +0000 UTC
I do not agree about the picnic thing if I go outside, put a blanket down at midnight and eat a snack I’m having a midnight picnic
Ry
2024-12-23 04:49:21 +0000 UTC
Yet again, Monet is fully wrong… rpm=revolutions per minute (of the tires), only tire size would have to be uniform, but some trucks have bigger wheels and unrelated, but shitty designer sports cars just have a higher max RPM that they never get to reach except on race tracks cuz of y’know, the law
Jeff Birmingham
2024-12-23 04:43:03 +0000 UTC
I drove 3 hours from Kingston to see y’all at Just for Laughs. Y’all killed it and it was freeeee but CANADA WILL PAY literally if you come to any metropolis. Come up the coast to the theatres in Vancouver or sell out areas in Montreal!! Toronto be mad at Monet so perhaps hit Ottawa instead (where I’m biasly from) when in mtl — all have great dick
Jeff Birmingham
2024-12-23 04:16:45 +0000 UTC
Oh Lemonade is THEE album. Conceptually and all, just the best album that I can listen to at any time and go through the motions.
Dev Louis
2024-12-23 03:46:21 +0000 UTC
Monet is right about how torque affects distance. To Bobs point, all the cars can do 5mph, but the distance between the cars would differ depending on torque.
Example: An EV would get to 5mph faster than a typical gas car because the torque because there are no moving parts. As a result, the distance between the other vehicle would be different. There’s no way to make up the change in distance if all cars are going the same speed.
Clint R.
2024-12-23 03:38:17 +0000 UTC
bob dressed like somebody uncle at the cookout 😭
baylei
2024-12-23 03:33:42 +0000 UTC
Monét just be lying 😂😂 it’s her straight up reading the lyrics off the screen
Kaycoulee
2024-12-23 03:22:02 +0000 UTC
I only like/own two Beyoncé cds: B’Day and RENAISSANCE
Clint R.
2024-12-23 03:06:43 +0000 UTC
Yay! Right at mammas free time ❤️
Sable
2024-12-23 02:51:34 +0000 UTC
❤️
Kristen
2024-12-23 02:49:58 +0000 UTC
hi girls
Erik
2024-12-23 02:49:55 +0000 UTC
🫡
Kolincelly
2024-12-23 02:49:46 +0000 UTC
question mark in case someone beat me to it lol
Imani Pugh
2024-12-23 02:49:39 +0000 UTC
Y'all posted as soon as I got on to look!! Love life rn
Ian
2024-12-23 02:49:13 +0000 UTC
first?
Imani Pugh
2024-12-23 02:49:10 +0000 UTC