Advicery: Size Queens/Dressing Fem

Why would you make an audio to two black queer artists about a clear social more that is unsettling for even you. It's giving waste of time, it's giving complacency, it's giving ....what did you say in response (rhetorical).

JoJofrmSeattle

I felt so seen when they brought up chips & Taco Bell. 😂

Danielle Tavra

Idk as someone black and from Philly I didn’t find that statement necessarily aggressive. Ppl who live in high crime areas are usually desensitized to crime so they don’t see it as that bad as someone who didn’t grow up that way. I had a coworker pack up and move back home because he was terrified here. He was sincerely rattled the first time he heard shooting here while the rest of us were like “ummm ok”🤣

JTdeluxe

The Taint portion of the show was wild 😂

Darryl McCallum

LOVED Jacob chiming in with “uh Dicks?”

Trent Dietz

As a white suburbanite just outside of Memphis - I agree 100% that “so much crime” is code for “so much black people.” There is a large white population here that has never actually visited much of Memphis proper, because “so much crime.”

Lenae Yawn

Is it just me or is Bob's smile at 1:37 just precious and perfect? ☺️

Adriana

Ok I’m having an argument with my partner… what do they use to record when they travel? Phones? Camera? Laptop?

Cynethia Williams

My mother in law (small town Wisconsin) saw reports of a shooting at a park in Back of the Yards. All she thought was "they go to parks! I wonder if they're okay!" and called to see if we were all right. Chicago is especially different because it's not an island.

Kristin Barrick-Shisler

Chicago. Oh dear. Friends of my husband's had similar (though not so macro) feelings about visiting us when we lived there. I wouldn't have changed plans if I was the person. It's a matter of showing photos of where you're going, the neighborhoods (Block Club is a great resource for Chicago), Google Earth, the Facebook groups, etc. All people hear in the media and then extrapolate it to real life is big city proper noun. Crime in Chicago? That's ALL of Chicago.

Kristin Barrick-Shisler

Yes from the pageant clip when asked how it feels winning, her reply is it's as sweet as St Lucia, she says the same thing when she wins All Stars 7. (JK but maybe)

M

Money wearing his confessional outfit in this podcast is tickling me

Wahuria Nyambura

ive been the toxic X when I was younger and my ears are YUGE… imagine the oop i produced when bob said that

Norma Liza Bortion

I’m over here at like 5 fingers 👀

Nebula Omega

I agree regarding that pitstop music they did you dirty. It all sounds off beat and just wild. They did you wrong those editors

Adam McLeod

Not the cancellation of Geoffrey from Fresh prince!

Cynethia Williams

Exactly! like it’s been over a week. Where is it at?

Jose Salazar

I don’t really agree with the “we don’t owe people anything” line that comes up a lot with self care. I think we do owe people things! Barring situations of abuse or anything severe I think you owe people at least the kindness of a discussion, even if it’s hard for you

James Scalise

Maybe Bob just has big balls

Robert Harris

Can someone please explain sweet as st Lucia lol… is it from the pageant clip?

James Scalise

Sibling Goochery

A Sexton

The first time I heard about a 2nd hole was a free months back when I made it their in my bf. I Nvr heard of it before but I def felt it then and can feel it when I get deep enough. I don’t think its a second hole tho. I think it’s just the last fold in the rectum which if you hit it it unfolds for a bit and it’s like you’re in a different place.

Caleb Flenoury

It’s def the Birdman hand rub 😭😭

Quinlyn

It’s literally called the Birdman Hand Rub

Rondai

monet is reaching 😂😂😂

Asael Rosales

Bob, you look so good in that shade of pink!

EscApie

Grundle Sizery

Jessica L

Not the tinsel is kinda dingy lmaoo

Gucci R

Not bob in a Blair st Clair hat loll

Gucci R

Famous St Lucian: Nina Compton, NOLA-based award-winning Top Chef finalist!

Todd Frech

Bob u shady af for not telling monet she gotta big ass booger in her nose lol

Carlos Solorio

Monet's Saint Lucia card is about to be provoked lmao because Ma'am...

Edward

Not me measuring my Gooch along with you

Sophy Baker

Not Bob thinking dermatologist was impressive

James Scalise

LONG GOOCHES💀💀💀 i can not with yall🤣

Kirstie Blaire

There’s this second part of the rectum that can be reached If the guy is big enough. I’m not sure about the anatomy of it all but I usually notice it with guys who are around 8in or so. Me and that one caller had something in common! Run me them inches!!! 😜

Donnie Chanel

BABYYYYYYYY!!! I’m from NC and Bojangles SLAPS! HARD!!!!!! I miss it so much!

Donnie Chanel

bob... no freaking way the distance of your taint is only two fingers... that is WILD

Kourt Daniels

Unripe banana is a green fig Monet💀

Aquila Rogers

What is it? I've never heard of it

Elizabeth Mercer

I just want to know if monet had the occulus or not- that is a randomness ass lie if she doesn't 🤣 Love you monèt

Christian R

Okay I got to minute 4 and Monét also called out the $500 headphones lol

Violet

Bob are those,.? The Apple Air Pods Max over ear headphones?

Violet

Bob melted when she realized what hat she was wearing

Gunk

Didn’t rubbing your hands together come from the rapper Birdman?

Chambra Spargo

Hands down the best episode of the Pitstop. Like that was incredible. Bravo Roberta & Monica 💙

Hgs Vda

-The Great Taint Comparison 💀 -Also my mouth dropped the same time as B &M's with the first caller. Maybe I'm naive but crime stats aren't the first thing I think of when I think of Chicago. -Also Monét talking about Souse!!❤

Cush

Joseph Marcell is Geoffrey Butler from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. 😲😲😲 did y'all forget about him?

BevBish

OKAYYYY, let’s talk about it. Monèt… I love you so much bby but you’re a fuckin LIAARRRRRR!! I just so happen to be listening to sloppy seconds, from start to finish. Today, after listening to this episode of advisory, I shifted back into sloppy seconds. Surprise #1, the second episode I got into today happened to be the episode YOU, MS. Macaroni x Cheese, guest appeared on. The conversation over there at sloppy seconds is essentially only about sexual relations so I wasn’t shocked when y’all started taking about dicks. Which lead to talking about dick size… and wow was I shocked when you, Monèt, stated “Big dicks are pretty, but they aren’t functional. I’m genuinely not interested in having a 9 inch dick inside of me.” Also “I prefer someone with an average or small dick.” So what’s the truth mama? You like taking big dicks or you don’t like them? Cause you just said you LOVE big dicks cause they take the time to foreplay properly. You’ve also said on previous episodes of rivalry that you LOVE big dicks specifically. I’m just confused and could use some clarification ms. ma’am. Tysm love u. Ps this is not Bob’s burner account I stg.

Nick

I need to stop reading the comments before watching the videos because now all I can think while watching is what could possibly happen that leads to them measuring their taints.

Patrick

Fighting the urge to put “So good, so good, just as sweet as St Lucia” as my email sign off. Should I be like totally quirky and do it?

Jose Diego

loved the episode! where can we watch bob reviewing promos and promo looks? can’t see the post anymore x

Gaz

Holy shit I started cry laughing when they both were measuring their taint length 😂😂😂

E

Saw this comment on the Pit Stop video, "I wish that Monet and Bob will release a parody of "Catwalk" and title it "Is this a Music Video' with there own verses." Need!

HayGurlHay #teamapples

I need to know what was cut out at 37:58

Sean

OBGYNs deliver babies… y’all are thinking of just reg gynecologists- those are the pussy doctors.

Brandie

i'm team four fingers. I think bob have a very petite taint 🤣🤣

pyxis

jacob just yelling “dicks” mid convo really tickled me 😭😭

Philip Medina

the taint measurements had me ROLLINN

jill ahern

the blair st clair hat 😭😭

Spencer Bennett

Wait isn't it between the rectum and the sigmoid colon? The cecum is the where the colon begins from the small intestine. What end are you going in from? Lol

Rat Matter

(I’m telling all my business, but we’re family right!?!) As a PROUD BOTTOM I can confirm….that second hole does indeed exist! 😈😜

Donnie Chanel

To the first advice question ask your sisters girlfriend if she wants to plan a trip to Seattle, because that’s gonna tell you everything you need to know if if she’s all for it lmao. For people that don’t know Seattle has a awful crime problem Plus the fact the homeless rate is so high and not to generalize but there’s 3/5 chance they’re high on meth they can be fucking scary(from my experience living there for a few years). But Seattle is considered a very non-diverse in terms of African-American or dark skin people. Because partially I can understand if she’s the type of person that Googles the crime statistics of cities before she goes to them and then goes down the rabbit hole of awfulness. But Seattle has plenty of horror stories you could find.

Ryan Meyers

Honestly living in a high crime rate area as a tall grown man is different than living as a 5’1 woman. So yeah it depends

Cristina

Omg thx guys yes, I commented that before I started, I don't fk with Apple and I thought Bob didn't either.. can't lie tho those headphones are sexyy

david Leoni

Apple AirPods Max

Yao

those are the apple AirPods max

Matthew Ye

looks like Apple

Sean

Y’all absolutely know Joseph Marcell, probably just not by name. He was Jeffery the butler in fresh prince of Bel Air

Chambra Spargo

BOB! Please can you tell me what headphone brand those are? Thank you baby 🙏🏼

david Leoni

Jonah Picknell

Not me springing into action to measure my taint! Lol

Rayshaun Chalmers

maybe bob just has humongous canteloupe balls

Philip F

obsessed with monet bringing up the headphones twice

Cristian Santiago

LMAO

Donovan Hudelson

Bob and Jacob shady as hell not telling Monet about the boogers xD.

Robert Khachatryan

Oh no, not Bob having “scheduling” conflicts like monet so she can’t post Purse First. 😂

Juan Quinonez

Is there a purse first impressions today??

Lindsay

I was wondering too. Maybe, since Bob was on The Pit Stop this week, the video Bob is doing ranking every Drag Race season's promo will replace Purse First Impressions this week.

Gayle King Kong

Monet's taint is longer than s14

Crystul

is there not a purse first today 😭

Donovan Hudelson

It’s the taint measuring for me 🤣🤣

Stephanie

This podcast today was AS SWEËT AS ST LUÇIÆUHHHHH

Crystul

im sorry hun but im about 4 fingers. stop being a size queen Bob lmaoaoaoaoao

Abe

I guess I tried tongue fucking him a little too deep and my tongue went further than it probably could and tore lmao

David Rocha

How did you tear it whilst eating his ass, Mary?! And with your tongue?!?!

Dominic Lawson

No Purse First impressions? Noooo

Constantine Vournas

oh

christian

Taints, taints, taints, Taints across the board...

Rai (RS)

hiro evanglista on youtube made a mashup with your catwalk verses and its so good

Jules

That Blair st Clair cap tho !

subsandy

I cannot, the taint measuring had me in tears 🤣🤣

Rosie Goldstein

Need me the merch now #sweetasSL

Orcun Turan

I didn;t get the joke. Lol could you explain

Vinicius Garcia

NOT TAINTS PT 2!!!! LMFAOOO

Vikas Ochani

"I aint fucking dumbo, fuck dumbo!" took me out Monet im cryingggggg

Vikas Ochani

WOW! i’m crying

Salina EsTitties

THE SECOND HOLE DOES EXISTS

Salina EsTitties

IT EXISTS

Salina EsTitties

THE MOST REAL

Salina EsTitties

I AM HERE TO SAY: THE SEXOND HOLE IS VERY REAL

Salina EsTitties

Exactly!!!

Starr Banks

AS SWEET AS ST LUCIA!!!

OWEN MCKINNEY

sweet as st. lucia merch PLEASEEEEE

Cristian Santiago

Girl yes they did you wrong with that audio editing on the Pit stop, they made you sound crazy but your verses were good af

OWEN MCKINNEY

Lolool

OWEN MCKINNEY

Slash Bob fully being on the Pit Stop lol…

Dawson Land

Bird man clearly invented the hand rub lol

Adrienne Keeler

Will there be a PFI today or was that replaced by the promo review?

Dawson Land

mo high as hell 😭

Jacob

🗣Birdman hand-rub!!!!! To quote Nicki “R r rubs hands like Birdman...”

MentifericMD

I’m at work crying at these two measuring their taints. I’m so weak! 🥲

Terrell S

I’ve always wondered why you don’t hear from/about cracker anymore. I’m assuming that’s who bob has the falling out with?!

Zak

Interesting

Anthony St. John

That bitch didn't have "good intentions" and there's no reason to hold a grudge just get it out and tell her she's being ignorant and racist. Youre not gonna be walking through random ass neighborhoods youre seeing a concert... Chill out and actually use your brain Kerbethany

Anthony St. John

My dog was rescued by Dame Pearlette! She found her nearly dead on her property and brought her to the local shelter. The shelter named her after her while she was there.

Jacqueline

i have a very petite taint!

Genosai

also if my sibling’s PARTNER who isn’t taking any “risk” by going to a concert is the reason i don’t see lorde… we’re having issues

Sebastian

bob and lorde feuding what did i miss??? 👀

Sebastian

I understand Bob's pain from damaging his frenulum. One time I was eating my bf's ass and I guess my tongue was overextended and overworking, it ended up tearing and it hurt for about a week or so. Not fun

David Rocha

Not y'all not knowing that Joseph Marcell was Geoffrey on Fresh Prince lol. Was that man the sassy help for nothing?! I would also love Sweet St. Lucia merch lol. Great advice, great episode <333 I love how y'all have whole other conversations between questions.

Nicollette

Listening to caller 2. Anybody here in London, and feel this way I'm happy to be a person to accompany you if you don't feel ready or safe to ask from friends. Sometimes a nice stranger is just the ticket. Obvs if I can. Me: 39 years old Latinx in London. Bi and in a cis monogamous relationship. I'm older and happy to support the community in any way I can. The very least we can do is support each other in being able to be safe in the streets.

RefriedBeansUK

Not Patty’s wallet meeting up with Monet’s hair piece that flew 1st class to Amsterdam…The wallet is going to smuggle the piece back into the country to come for Monet! It’ll be on Monet’s head when she wake up in Clemson…

Lady B

Did you see the way Monet rolled her eyes tho?? Bob was about to get slapped Will Smith style by Monet’s bf if he caught that lol

Mi Lu

lol. I’m mad Bob called his appearance on Pit Stop charity 😂… it was the best episode of Pit Stop ever. And if the video doesn’t get +$2M views on YouTube, then black lives don’t matter. Anywho another great advicery!

Mi Lu

I love this podcast so much 🤣 why is the taint measuring bringing me so much joy lmao

KSolstice

My taint is about the same as monet I feel like bob must be measuring wrong

Elijah

Sibling Taintery

pyxis

Happy Monday Siblings and Cousins

Erick Balboa

Bob's face during Monet's "the We're Here checks are clearing" part killed me. Also, yes, the second hole thing is real! I don't know what is it or why it's there, but it's like, maybe, a second ring of muscle you have to push through after the dick reaches so far inside. I can never get past it because it doesn't feel good, but some love it. For me, it's like around 7 inches in. If someone is bigger than 7 inches, they can't go balls deep for me.

Anthony Ashcraft

Bless you

FraternalGemini

Thanks Jamal!

Gifty K

I didn’t have to die when you said sharing a room is as sweet as St Lucia I’m dead

Sierra

Happy Monday y’all!!

Grant

If you’re reading this, have a great day!

Jamal Sanon

I was wondering if my account stopped working 💀

Cush

I look forward to mondays

zeff manneus