The One Where Monét Goes to Ancient Mesopotamia

36:17 "You ain't feckin me!" Lmao 🤣😂

Aimee

26:20 - I don't know how Uber Eats works, but I use DoorDash and if my food is late they give me my money back. If I don't get sauces, I get money back. If something drastic is wrong or the Dasher was rude, I got my money back and extra credits on top of it. Never even have to argue with anyone.

Aimee

there are several types of "hairless" cats that arent actually 100% hairless lol

panz

🤣🤣🤣 me and my coworkers talk about this at work. They’re always like, “ I’m not rich, I live comfortably”

JTdeluxe

Military people cling to friendships cuz it’s hard out here for a pimp! Imagine doing being grouped with/working with drag race girls from different seasons every couple years. It’s hard, especially if you don’t like most of them. Then you start missing your people from the “previous” season, the ones who get you… it sucks. Then you gotta move and try to make all new friends in a place you’ve never been. From experience, adult friendships are important and work can’t be your everything

monet is so funny when bob just doesnt stop draggin her she just laughs and ignores

Dairy Ann

like bitch i go to walmart

Dairy Ann

it really be the privllged people who be like omggg nooo im not rich even tho ur eating from a 400 dollar set cup

Dairy Ann

I love you guys, but seriously how are you still recording the podcast with Jacob talking and no one can hear what he's saying! Seriously whyy, like why, do you hate us Jacob?

is it bad that I preferred the hat backwards?

Damn should I have done shrooms for my paper on Ancient Mesopotamia in college? 😅

puresomewhere

Nobody: Me: OKAY BUT HE BE EATING MY PUSSY FROM THE BACK ‼️‼️

puresomewhere

It’s because people in the military run through friends so quick due to PCS moves and stuff that at the end of the day you might only be left with like a couple of people that you keep in contact with. Speaking from experience, I cling for dear life to the couple of friends I still have after 8 years of passing friendships.

puresomewhere

Okay so the reason Bob’s friends from the military are reaching out is because of lot of military people who joined out of high school retire from the military at Bob’s age

Mae Knight

lol never was 50 cent names fiddy cent 😂 on his first album it’s literally written out like ‘50 cent’

Karena Appalsammy

Why did they change the names

Francis

why are there ads on this?

Fitz Samuel

Just found the video. Monet is both right and wrong. Grandpa made it Gran-dee, but her brother thought Grahnd-eh was better down the line. So technically no one pronounces it incorrectly. She says Grand-ee sometimes because it reminds her of of grandpa.

Listo

LOL Monet no way, it is for sure Grande. Bob I wish you roasted her for this hahhahahah

Because people (not talking about bob) like to invalidate you and your experiences, the second you talk about any of your problems.

Cush

Why is Monet trying so hard to act like she didn't grow up privileged? You cant control the circumstances you were born into. Just own and acknowledge it,

I think Monets eyebrows look great. I had no idea they weren’t real hair. Bob will probably look great, too!

Elizabeth Querusio

I fcking love you two. I’m always so happy watching you two carrying on and teasing the hell out of each other. 💖💖

Elizabeth Querusio

Idk if anyone has said this already, but you actually can sleep now after having a concussion. I know because I used to work for a summer camp and there was a year when the policy changed from us having to keep a concussed kid awake all night long to not having to do it anymore. It was due to new medical information coming to light saying that keeping someone awake after a concussion was actually an unnecessary precaution. This is as of like 2013, I want to say.

Gayle King Kong

I love when y'all just talk on the pod

This was a JOURNEY with a capital J 😆

more ancient mesopotamian content pls

William Hornsby

I can say, as a queer person in the Military, one reason why some Military people may reach out to old friends the most is because we lose new friends often. We move around alot, which leaves little time to cement any meaningful friendships. Some of them last, but not all. Once we part ways, the willingness to reach out to each other declines. Another, sad-er, reason is many servicemembers lose themselves to depression or worse, making reaching out even nearly impossible. Short answer, we get lonely being away from people we cared for the most.

Sporadically hearing from Jacob is always a pleasant treat.

Love you guys!! Monet a lil hidden secret gurl! Apple cider vinegar and water (equal parts) works great for hyper pigmentation 😍 look it up, it is a miracle worker! It has done wonders for me! #cuzzobeautytips 😜

sometimes when ppl don’t sit down when they’ve been at my apt for a while i’m concerned they feel uncomfortable or unwelcome so that’s why i invite people to sit lol

Alix

“Not the gentrification of Fitty Cent!”

Elizabeth Querusio

Look at these handsome scruffy dudes.

Elizabeth Querusio

Not someone getting killed outside of Bossa Nova 😳

Edgar Rodriguez

drag her!

Jada Pambid

Bob's face when Monet is surprised about running water lmaoooooooooooo

Elliott Knight

The way Bob tells Monet that it's ok if she grew up privileged, and then constantly guilts her about it 😂🙄

Shadynasty

https://laist.com/news/food/sqirl-controversy-moldy-jam-illegal-kitchen-moldgate

I was stoned as hell watching the Mesopotamia story- I was crying laughing oh my god 😂

IAmJxxb

Monet is the real Mr. Worldwide.

Luna Maria Luz

Idk what bob talking about… as a person living is Columbus Georgia we DO say old head

I had to rewind to the ancient Mesopotamia so many times cuz it’s so funny 😂!!! and the way I LITERALLY spit my water when Monet asked if she could talk about the tooth LOL my screen was soaked

Alice Roque

Monet looks HOT omg 🥵

Rolandilil

i was literally thinking the same thing and i was surprised bob didn’t make a joke of it 😅

monet u grew up privileged

angel sin cielo

After last weeks Mortal Kombat episode, I loved seeing the siblings back to bantering about nothing

Wilson

I feel seen! People always be asking me to sit down and offering their seat to me. I have a sedentary job and always say "I sit for a living". If I'm out I want to be active and not sit all the time, like I do at work. I'm comfortable standing, why does that make you uncomfortable or uneasy?! 😳

Bob try nano ombré powder brows. From Team Can't Grow a Brow that worked for me. It looks more natural than micro blading for those of us w/ naturally thin/sparse brows

Nita

“It wows me just how impossible it is to have a good life in the USA” ……so pathetic but true as someone who resides in USA…wild

No more Coachella …dragchella im here for it

Imagine a talent show performances in the music festival too … along with meet and greets

A lot of my friends in the military are depressed af and they don’t like going to therapy because it doesn’t help.

Zoe Meltdown

Not Monét loving Richie Rich because she related to it growing up 😬

If you’re going to build Monet please hire a good architect (albeit saying this as a arch student) I’ve seen a lot of builds go wrong without an architect and they can interpret what you want and what you think you want

Lena Kuester

Monet just doesn’t like herself in backwards caps, Roberta it’s fine on you

Brandon Combs

Did not even notice Monet's brows 😯♥️♥️ & Looooooved the no topic!

Nic Garza

monet its BONNAROO sdfsjdkfh

Jada Pambid

Unrelated, but damn you to hell, Roberta, because my brain says “I wwwike yew!” at least seven times a day 😤🖕

Ricky Ricardo

Lol yes it’s real, but it’s kinda old advice now. I was told that 10+ years ago by an ER nurse, but now I think it depends on your other symptoms, ie: if you’re vomiting, dilated pupils, etc. Rest is how your body heals, so not being able to sleep always felt a lil backwards anyway

Chelsea Abbott

Imagine how tired we are

Francis

Listening to Bob talk about how hard it is to build houses from the ground up is crazy to me. As someone from rural Eastern Europe who has been helping their relatives build houses since I was about 13, it wows me just how impossible it is to have a good life in the USA...

I don’t understand why I enjoy listening to these two argue so much. It’s one of my favorite things and I’m obsessed with this Patreon. Maybe it’s coz the arguments are just so wild and ridiculous sometimes. IT’S SO ENTERTAINING!

I run the office for a custom home builder and Bob is 100% right- it’s a nightmare EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. You wanted a house there on that nice spot? Okay, pay $15,000 to blow up all the rocks underground 😫

Eva Fertig

Bonaploo sent me.

Aaron Orr

I ALWAYS hate when people pressure me to go into the pool! Why are you wanting me to get in? Just enjoy what you like and leave me alone!

YALL NEED TO FINISH THE MUSIC FESTIVAL IDEA

Jordan Davis

Probably one of the funnnest episode in a while! And this was without a topic. ❤️

I do enjoy when the episodes are random. But topics are nice too. I’m a slut for any episode honestly.

Rattlin_Bones

Is not going to sleep if you have a concussion real advice? I don’t trust monet after the antibiotics

Ben C

Like Tia Kofi is not (Tea or Coffee) she said in the promo that it’s “Tia like Tia Mowery” Kofi is a Ghanaian name like Kofi Annan. It’s koh-fee. But Ru called her “Tea or Coffee” one episode and it stuck. Being Ghanaian it really erks my nerves to hear it pronounced that way but 🤷🏾‍♀️ she answers to it so its her name now lol

b nixon

“Are you cooking us? IS THIS SOUP?”

Ben C

want those mesopotamian shrooms!

Tania Tavira

Hilarious as usual!! I like not having a topic sometimes. Loving all the content. Thank you.

Esi

Take a shot every time bob starts a sentence with “lemme tell u something”

bella bunni

Monet X bezos

bella bunni

wait so a man gets murdered by assailants at Bossanova for protecting his female companion, and Bobs rebuttal towards Monets question “what are the bouncers gonna do?” (regarding her sternly going inside and checking on her food) is that the Bouncer is gonna shoot you and kill you? Because people get murdered at Bossanova? but the murder took place outside of the establishment, and by no means was committed by the bouncer? Bobs logic never fails to perplex me.

lmaooo i thought i was crazy. thank you.

I’m living for the backwards cap 🧢

Kevin Anthony

sibling rivalry is single handedly getting me through my homework

anna

😭😭😭😭

Jada Pambid

I’m all for more spontaneous conversations/episodes with no topic, this one was fun and made me laugh multiple times! Thank you Bob and Mo for keeping me entertained while job hunting ❤️

Monet Colleen is growing fur because you keep your house so cold!! hairless cats are originally from warmer environments so when they’re in cold spaces they could fully start to grow hair

Monét! It’s well water!!! Dig a well!

This episode is trippy AF lol

Fajar Setiawan

not my new york ass thinking they meant bossa nova civic club

Steven Davis

Fifty cent did an interview and said both ways are right. He used the example “if you call a $100, “$100 bill”, you can call him Fifty, if you call $100 a Benjamin, you call him Fitty

If y’all have a topic you never get to it. So just roll with your chats. The shroom bit had me totflmao.

MONET X BEZOS

thomas

I *hate* when people make a big deal about someone standing up.

MadMaxineShaw

Kevin Byeaouxtaiwhn

Anthony St. John

Thank you for all the content I watch before I go to my crunchy ass job and it cheers me up❤

Anthony St. John

Does bob’s assistant have an assistant?

Darian Flores

This episode was so fucking good you guys. The ancient Mesopotamia shit absolutely took me TF OUT

Grant

the ancient mesopotamia part killed me ☠️

yeux

I HATE when people tell you theyre “stressing out” because youre standing or have your bag on still or jacket or whatever. like what do you mean youre stressing out… how does it have anything to do with you

yeux

the whole "you ain't fuckin' me!" bit had me fukking DEAD!!! I love these convos w/o topics podcasts, personally. xD

Lee Bolt

Speaking of murders in NYC, did yall hear about the 40 year old asian lady that helped homeless for a living and then while waiting for her train, got pushed onto the train tracks by a homeless man then died? NYC is honestly a scary place, stay safe.

GioB.

Girl after that last dumb argument I feel like I can see every single time Bob tries to shift arguments in their favor. We already know Bob blew the whole rich kid narrative way out of proportion especially when we compared the values of currency but let's go ahead and add some pool boy bs in there too I guueess. 💀 Also... I definitely see how Monét is the kind of person that hates people trying to tell them what to do repeatedly because Mo' goes OFF when Bob does it to them. I immediately thought of SweaterGate.

the music festival is called bonnaroo, also jim carrey in the show "kidding" is everythingg.

Sasha Fisher

omg the photo contrast for Macaulay!!!! SO happy for him, so proud of him. Loved seeing him in AHS! And the Gucci show!

Sean

Not the ancient grooming of children

Kelly B.

give it up for Peru for giving us ceviche

Did you know his mom owns a cell phone tower 😝

I’m French and I always love when Monét says her whole name with a French accent 😊

Stephane

Not the ceviche misinformation!

Evenor

the way i cackled at this title

Alix

THE FACIAL HAIR

The title looool

I personally love the episodes with no topic bc it feels more spontaneous/fun for different conversations to be had. So, if you go off on tangents away from the topic it won’t really matter. I love tht it feels like just a natural flow of conversation with your bestie!

bob is a gaslighter example number 667... monet cant say 50 cent the way she say it, but bob can say whatever however and be like "i have an accent"

bob.. i imagine those old friends are reaching out because of familiarity and nostalgia... having never served myself but having heard stories from friends and family members who have the need to re-acclimate is a thing and old relationships help.

just joined patreon after listening previously on spotify and this is amazing!!! literally never going back, y’all keep us FED w the content 😌

Monet has been talking about the struggles of storing drag stuff and I suggest checking out this company called Garde Robe. They store, deliver, and pick up your clothing, all while they manage a virtual closet, so you can see everything you have with them. It's not cheap, but a great service that might work for a successful drag queen. I used to work for them, if you want an introduction or more info.

Ian Pimental

Monèt looking like a snack with those brows 🔥

Angieeee

Bring on Santino Rice

Elias Rios

no i think they were just trying to describe radiators that are unique to NYC

Jack

Watch out Trixie, Monet's coming for your gig

Crits

Monets brows look so good

Darrin Brown

honestly I’m down for 2 hour episodes…..

Kashia Kancey

Monet loved the Richie Rich movie growing up because representation matters, and he finally saw himself on screen.

Ian Crowe

I swear y’all have been feeding us lately and I’m feeling blessed

William

When did Monèt get eyebrows

Anthony

The thumbnail w the title is so funny I’m dying

Mohammed

Bob get Priyanka on Purse First Impressions!!!!! Please please please 🥺

Anthony

Lol no BOB is the one who would say something and then deny it one second later

I cannot be the only one who wants to get Julietta on the podcast. so Bob can get her side of the story

crystal Bepsi

I'm gonna watch this tomorrow but idk why the combination of the thumbnail and video title is SENDING me

Rick Betita

Wait is it rare for Americans to have radiators??

Eirn McGuigan

the title of this is just too funny and then finding out why its that is even funnier

bryce

We need room tours of y’all’s drag rooms 🥺💖

This was such a delightful episode, thank you❣️

Dr. Pamela Chollet

Maybe Landscaper who'll work for $25 Monet met while visiting Mesopotamia in Joshua Tree.

Dr. Pamela Chollet

THE CUT ON "Please don't take about my hyperpigmentation" THEY DID NOT WANT ANOTHER TOOTH MOMENT💀

Crystul

i was literally thinking the entire time before bob mentioned them, “wow monet’s brows look great here.” the micro blading definitely seems worth it in her case. love you guys, thanks for the great (and very consistent) content. 🥰❤️

Shannan

Monét spilled the tea on Plastique’s glued on eyebrows 🤭

I want to know where Monet plans on finding a landscaper in LA for $25.00-I think the hot dogs at Pinks cost more than that.🌭🥰

Dr. Pamela Chollet

Scarlett Envy, Lala Ri, and Monique Heart preformed at Firefly Music Festival this past year and they had a great crowd for a mostly straight event. I would love to see a drag music festival im sure it would sell!!

telfar better cut bob a check

abel

The real question: Can Bob sue Todrick Hall for having Monet's maid clean a glass door to near invisibility?

Joe

I actually like Bob's hat on backwards. Also Monet's brows are lovely.

GioB.

If Bob should happen to see this: the answer about the Liar Liar thing is no, that couldn't actually happen. You owe different duties of care to people depending on why they are in your house. The only duty of care you owe to a trespasser is to not knowingly injure them (leaving out issues like you legitimately fearing for your life). So a burglar falling through a skylight and hurting themselves would not make you liable. Though there is a possible caveat if you know someone is repeatedly trespassing on your property, and you haven't taken steps to stop it, you may end up owing them a greater duty of care like warning them about a danger. But a random burglar falling through skylight? No, the movie was taking liberties

Alex

I have to wear flat brim hats too. The curved ones don’t work with my face shape. But I usually always wear them backwards too lol

Monet buying land and building probably won't be cheaper in the long run. It will probably take years and the hassle of dealing with architect, permits, inspectors, contractors, etc. and all the decisions that will have to be made will probably age you 20 years. If you want to go that route easier to buy a fixer upper than starting from scratch.

Marchmain

i'm begging y'all to do a youtube series on house hunting and the home decor/renovation process!

Joey Beaver

You know you play too much when you injure yourself and people think it was an act 🤣

omg bob i can totally relate to that, i'm 27 now and my father was in the army up until i was about 18. and i have a weird attachment to old friendships. i guess that comes from moving around so much and only having so many friends as opposed to people who live in the same town and can have friendships go on for so long. mind you this predated most social media and ways to stay connected, also the fact that i lived in EU because of the military. but i had never thought about that military specific sentiment

Patreon Exclusive: Monet X Change's St. Lucia Mansion tour with maid interview

Sylvie

Bob: "my friend shane..." Monet: "DAWSON?" monet you're so wrong for this 💀

faisal

I felt so seen with the talk about people wanting you to get in pools/hot tubs. Bitch if I wanted to get in I would have 🙄

Daniel

A landscaper is not privileged. Monet is right. In LA it will just be some mow and blow guys, probably Mexican guys that come mow the lawn, weed whack, and cut back your shrubs. There are different levels of quality but it isn't always super expensive.

Marchmain

Monet wanna have French ancestry so bad. She swear her last name comes from the core of the French Revolution.

Sylvie

Bob is so problematic in this episode 😂 #amIthedrama

Agnes in Wonderland

Ok Monet Karamo-X Change 🥰🥰

Jalynn Ponzo

This title is so wild, I fucking love y’all. Makes me think of a setup for “The Time Traveler’s Maid” where Monét visits Ancient Mesopotamia on the lookout for her maid and some trade 👀 🤣🤣🤣

Myst E.

I’m dying at y’all describing the chaos of Hollywood. Been here in LA for 8 years and everyday is SOMETHIIIIIN!

DeShawn (@frootytreblez)

Lmfaoooo not Monet being like "Can I say? The too--" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gucci R

Not me just so happening to go on Patreon and low and behold it’s a new video yesssssss

Alexis clark

Raven-Symoné just has an accent on her name that doesn't mean anything phonetically. Throughout her career she has gone by different names (Raven Simone and Raven-Simone). Maybe she changed it because she is from every continent in Africa.

Clint Richardson

i bet Ritchie Rich was one of your favorites, Monet. felt close to home, huh? smfh 😂

Kamron Oh.

Personally I wear my caps with a flat brim. Something about them being curved doesn’t always look great. At least for me anyway.

C.R.

I was just thinking about y’all❤️

Nanie

Ok, my grandmother still has a housekeeper in Mexico, they are all dirt poor. My grandmother is dirtpoor, but the helper is more poor ? It's complicated and I'm not sure how to address it. I'm dirt poor too. 😭 Bob, I feel very attacked!!

Agnes in Wonderland

I love it here!

Gifty K

becoming a patreon has been the best decision I’ve taken this year so far! ITS THE CONTENT FOR ME!!! Netflix is SHAKING

Jonathan Avila

Monet looks GOODT 😋

tim wanjohi

I'm from a military area and I think ik what Bob means. I know a lot of people who come back from the military and then cling to their life before they enlisted whereas everybody else just kept going and moved on. Or alternatively the other military people who cling to their military time and make it their whole life and personality after they get out. I'm generalizing but 🤷‍♂️

Y’all, barely related to the episode but back when I was 11, I was in the school spelling bee and my word was Mesopotamia (a word I’d never heard before, which I spelled completely right except with -ANIA instead of -AMIA because I misheard), I got it wrong, and the girl after me got the word Yeti. I was so pissed at the riggory and that was truly my villain origin story. TLDR - seeing Mesopotamia is a trigger for me so thank you for sending me back to that moment this week 😂 love y’all 💕

This title made me LOL after a 3 hour meeting. Exactly what I needed

Jaden R

We are so #blessed 🙌🏼 on this patreon

Agnes in Wonderland

Oh thank god today sucked so bad I needed this

NOT the Sibling Tradery. Monet’s soft beard looks good

Edward C

Monet vlogging in Ancient Mesopotamia: "y'all these people are telling me this place is the origin of humanity, isn't that wild? I'm about to originate some TRADE here I know that's right"

B

wow jacob is really coming through with the CONNNNTENTTTTTTT

Clare C.

Monet is the queen of history!

Eric Wong

A blessing.

Katie

not me having a full day of online classes just to sit for another hour to watch this

Giving us their all. 😂❤️

April H

I love you all soooooooooo much

Pablo Lopez

The way I turned off what I was currently watching...lmao. ancient Mesopotamia?!?!?

Gucci R

Yaaas content 🥰

Deepfriendofthepod

I am ready :D

Now see I wish she would

B

Dis tew muuuch

Nephele

Now this title intrigues me

Christopher Morillo

Always on time. Never. Late.

I snorted

More content than Netflix mama 🤪

Im sorry monét is going WHERE

Samara

Lol now what in tf is this title 💀💀💀💀💀💀

DeShawn (@frootytreblez)

Will ya'll be covering Allstars International???

Dan Farrell

Thanks yall!!! Sending love as always hope all is well with the fam

Deekal10

Pride will be MY downfall 😔

Hugh G. Rection

Y’all always deliver at the right time. 🥲 Thank you for your service.

Bre Fo

this one is gonna be amazing from the title alone

Leo Castrejon

the title made me wheeze

🥸

gabe