The One About Hotels

We, Apple-ites, past and present, are everywhere!

I am Bob & Bob is me on this hotel thing. Lol

I work corporate for Apple. If you bought it online at Apple.com you have 30 days to return. We would have sent you a replacement for free!

Monet -- Bob is right! No eating on the pod!

Why am I cackling at Bob calling Shea and telling her to come over to Monét’s room?! 🤣

Chris Jones

Not Bob coming out against libraries and condoms in the same year 😂😂😂

Lmao right Shea like yea chile lemme call ya'll back

Jalynn Ponzo

This episode was unhinged so funny im dead

Beep Beep

Shea ass knew she wasn’t coming when she hung up the phone lmao

Rolandilil

Great episode. Had me in tears 😂 Can’t wait for you to come experience London again. Fingers crossed there’s no attempted robbery this time

WHEN HE ASKED FOR 5 DOLLARS AFTER U SAID NO TO 10 GATHERED ME 😭

Crystul

The fact Shea never came in💀

Crystul

lol but they strangely are though, i just googled it

lol the way condoms actually are biodegradable

OMG I can’t believe we almost got the MoMo podcast.

Romero

OMG - Bob calling Shea cracked my shit up!!!

Kourtney Brown

pleaseeee i was cracking up on the train looking like a crazy person at monet’s trade story

Caitlin Bell

Roberta is a difficult friend lol…… chi-layyyy!

Darryl Dash

This episode had me in tears lmao

puresomewhere

Girl I work at an apple retailer and the rules when it comes to service etc are wild. I feel for all the other employees that have to look customers in the face and just go "...yeah we can't do shit other than take your laptop for two weeks"😭 Being a retail employee of theirs has drained me of my will to live lol

Snh

Is Bob boosting his booster? That's beautiful.

Stress-Free K

i’ve definitely heard that story before (the one where bob refused to say the name), i think it was either willam telling it about manila or manila admitting it herself

Apple is kiiinda shady lol. I had bought an Iphone 8 right before the newer model was announced, and literally A DAY after my warranty ended my phone was marked lost/stolen. I was so confused because I bought it from the apple store and it was brand new but the craziet part was that it was locked to a carrier that I had NEVER used and it was on an account that had been inactive for 4 years according to the carrier store that I went to.... besides that I haven't had issues but... I did pay cash at an apple store for a phone that was eventually locked to a basically non existant account...

Not the maid

Juan Miguel Pascual

just saying, my gateway from 2006 still works fine, y'all.

D

It’s been 3 years and monet is still eating on the podcast 🤦🏻

I’m scooping up my tears with apple spears right now from laughing😂😭😂

Nicole

Unpopular opinion: Bob is constantly gaslighting Monet and projecting 😬💀😂 😐😐😐😐😐

Agnes in Wonderland

Omg!! I’m can’t with you two! Haha💀💀 Soo soo glad to find out I’m not the only one who leaves the hotel room key hiding outside under a rock or in the door of my gas tank or on my windshield wiper for some trade. Especially because I’m a closeted trans/Xdresser. Love you Roberta and Monica!!

Damn you guys need to have Shea on I was so excited

See this is why I get AppleCare on all of my products bc you just never know!

BlackLawyerBae

Jacob coming theu with the truth to help MONET. 🙀

Emmanuella Osei

Monet's take on condoms being biodegradable >

jessica bw

Bob’s laugh is so much different after their surgery I’m not used to it yet😭😭😭

Trapicalpunch

also monet repping racist bachelor nation is odd lmao

Cristian Santiago

This Episode had me laughing from start to finish!!!

Alex Johnson

Raise your hand if you think the "I need a room right now" girl is Valentina

M

This episode was HILARIOUS

C.R.

I love how much bob gags over her own jokes its so cute lmao

Anna

Bob looks so good!

Marcus Been

Not gaslighting us with the Shea appearance xd

Nicolas Leiva Herrera

non-frozen videos without abrupt cuts??? we're living

thomas

I won't tell Monet not to eat, but it's always hilarious how she thinks she's Miss Subtle and Silent when she's munchin. We hear you loud and clear, girl.

Jorge

Jacob needs to get all mic-ity mic-ity cuz we need to hear him

Ben C

We are poppin and sloppin in these hotels

Ben C

It MIGHT be in “the one about death”.. but I know it for sure has the same set up in terms of location, them two in the same space. Hopefully that narrows it down a little 🙈

Issa Hourani

Can we have Shea comment/tweet about the word hyphy please. The way I got excited to see Shea coming into frame and it didn’t happen 😭😮‍💨

Issa Hourani

I need more episodes where Monet opens or ends with a prayer please lol

Which episode did Bob make a plan for murdering Monet in?

EJ Johnson! i'm screaming Monet that is fully you

Bob looking like he got the dick of death

Such a good episode!!! Chefs kiss perfection!

Esi

I’m pretty sure I heard Manila tell the story of her making herself comfy in the hotel reception on her podcast with Latrice.

Eirn McGuigan

Thank you Bob for bringing up the Hawaii water crisis. Its a wild situation like we literally live on a tropical island and somehow still can't get clean water in some areas.

GioB.

Bob keep up with the fact checking, it's necessary. Love finding out tidbits and everyday trivia. Monet keep on munching and keep giving us new snack ideas. Speaking of snacks, Jacob when you get your fine ass on the mic, make sure its on. Volume tends to be too low and can't hear your cute ass voice. Love you all!!

Jon L.

Not finding out whether Shea knows the term ‘hyphy’ is a better cliffhanger than succession has ever managed tbh

Adrian

Oh I can’t this one was too good from hitting hole with my mom telling me stop begging for a fruit snack to Bob telling Monet “ yeah Bitch smell yo knuckles” when she had nothing to say 😂😂😂😂😂

Hyphy is a big part of Bay Area slang, it's used in a lot of different contexts and it's kinda synonymous with "turning up"!

C.Money

What we need to do to get Monet’s childhood maid on the podcast?

chris

Can I have five dollars LMAO

Anthony St. John

Hm. A Toupeé revival? I smell a trend alert for 2022 lol. Already hearing few other bald queens inspired by Bob's piece!

Nic Allum

And I'm doing 'Scavenger Hunt Pussy' even at home now! "Answer these riddles three, then you may find the Key, to enter thine Wet & Gushy"

Paige 'FINESSA' Cannon

Can I be the Old Lady who gets hit in the face with money?! Just volunteering to make both of our dreams come true, Roberta!

Paige 'FINESSA' Cannon

this podcast is just bob and monet gaslighting us

Monet gives Kelly Mizrahi when she and bob are going at it 🤣

"Hyphy?? Like uppity?" Omfg💀💀

Anthony St. John

The research Queen Bob the drag queen did not look up if condoms were biodegradable. fun fact: they are

alec hathcock

I can’t stop looking at Hot Bob

L. Mayson

"I love apples" 💀

Anthony St. John

Monet my apple product owning expensive hotel staying not letting maids sleep in her old room elitist queen

Anthony St. John

This is a top tier episode 😂😂😂😂

Bob doesn’t understand OUR British slang. I see you sister!

Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change

bobs initial definition of hyphy vs what the internet said…..🤣

meowerin_

Lmao I wish Bob was the problem with society.

RE: Bob's internet troubles. I know very little about computers, but when Bob said "everything is going fine until we hit RECORD", that struck a chord with me. I teach online, and my computer always slows down when I'm running my camera in a classroom: audio troubles, pages won't load, etc. In terms of connection and things, if you and Jacob are both running the podcast from the same ISP (unwired connections, no VPN), that may affect your computer's performance... especially one that is several years old. Again, I don't know from computers... I am far less technologically-literate than Bob.

Haha yes me too😂😂

Ashley Kusu

yall look goodttt

Sadaiveon Newell

Not all the trade talk about potentially GETTING MURDERED but still inviting them to the rooms? The things yall do for dick lol

Deekal10

Monet is back to eating on the podcast 😭😭😂😂

Angel Marieee

You need you invest in AppleCare for MacBooks bob

Salvatore ♱

Yo the shit about monét loving apples had me fucking cackling💀💀💀

Kirstie Blaire

I was laughing so hard when Bob talked about Monet loving apples that I could not breathe and was crying!

to paraphrase monet “bob, you state shit and the fans run with it.” girl… lmao. exhbit a

NOT GERALD GROWN UP AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

Gray

I am deceased 💀💀💀

Is it just me, or is Monét’s elitism showing more frequently on the podcast?

Monét and Bob you gaslighted us!! we need Shea on the podcast now, make it happen until Monét is still on tour please🥺🥺

Do the dolls make more money from me watching this here, on the private YouTube link, or does it not matter? I wanna make sure I’m consuming this media in whatever way makes Bob & Monet the most money

Brandon Combs

Condoms are biodegradable actually. Well most are since the majority are made of rubber or latex which is a natural substance. I used to work in fetish wear fashions and a lot of clients had trouble preserving or collecting latex wear since it eventually just breaks down. Latex artists like Eva Hesse used latex in the 1950s and now their pieces are vapor and dust. I think that was the point actually. Well, yes back to my comment, condoms like beauty fade away.

Wilson Martinez

omg drag name Carmen Footprint

I've never heard hyphy before 😅

Mina

Apple's repair service is so terrible, and its not even worth it to get apple care bc the same thing happens. My sister once had about 7 Iphones just laying around her place bc everyone that apple resent her wouldnt even turn on

Sage

Awww I was looking forward to Shea!

Kesha Samuels

Shea tripped on some rose pedals on her way to Monet’s room

hotmama267

Monet is so cute!

Antonio GZ

I once got stopped at reception at a hotel before going for a hookup. They were asking me a million and one questions about why I was there, how long I was staying for etc. Felt like a scene in game of thrones trying to navigate that conversation, absolute mental gymnastics.

Archie

blue lives matter 😂

Jolisa

hyphy is bay area slang! keak da sneak henny

Salina EsTitties

i know HYPHY obvi. Get geeked!

Travis Komarnisky

Hotels that don't let you have visitors is so fucked up. We used to have group rooms for concerts and say we can't do this. I paid for this room motherfucker!

Naethyn Robb

I will say I’ve used the hiding the hotel key card trick too and it does work very well 😂😜

Joshua Hunt

Black 39 yr old Brit here. We say weed head. have done since I was a teen. Not sure what the kids say nowadays though. ALSO I hate it when people laugh after they say everything too.

nay nay

HIII 😱😱😱

aina

the sleeping in the lobby story is about manila lmao

AugustCat

Bob honestly looks like Kevin from Pentatonix

Monet saying "that's because you didn't finish college ru cu cu cu cu" 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Sofia

Something about taking pride that your hotel room costs more does not feel like relatable content

Austin

For the breaks could we get a transition sound? Or maybe a short 5 second jingle? I feel like itd make the podcast smoother.💓

alec hathcock

the intro bodied me

Naethyn Robb

Not calling us "fans" uh... my bank account says that I'm a SIBLING MOM! LOLOLOLOL 😂💕

DeShawn (@frootytreblez)

lol i read it as holes as well

Heriberto Rodriguez

Aaaaaaarrgghhhh Where's a talented niece @Bobtdqvideos??? Bob sees your stuff. Or at least the Monet Ooh OOhing supercut video. :) <3

nay nay

the ace in new york is giving dorm room

Braidon Hobzek

I swear I watch these shows more than my streaming services

Prvnce Jawan

The title makes me think of the role play they did where Bob cums in the hotel rooms then complains to reception. haha

nay nay

Omg I was just about to finally get to wrapping Christmas presents but my ADHD is really acting up today so this stimulation is gonna be MUCH needed 💖💖💖

I swore I thought it was “The one about holes” and i was kinda exited lmao

I needed this today🤎😌

dylanlately

Guess it’s time for a break from work 🤷🏻‍♂️

Eli S.