I can't with people that want invites to things they know they won't attend or enjoy to the extent of openly complaining. It would be annoying for me as someone planning shit for a group. I'm not inviting you to something if I know you won't like to it. That just kind of seems rude after a while. Like, you're gonna come over and make me feel bad for having the decency to invite your sorry ass? I think Monét is right in her suggestion.
2021-11-11 19:41:20 +0000 UTC
I felt like Monet’s “no but” was working.. then I heard Bob say the “yes and” and all I could think is damn bob is good at improv.. (I hate to do this to you Monet .. I’m usually on your side) .. imma have to agree with bob 🤷🏾♂️
2021-11-07 17:20:55 +0000 UTC
I'm the white person in my white family that keeps it white people cold.
Holly O'shaughnessy
2021-11-02 01:49:36 +0000 UTC
Bob, the things I especially admire about you are your confidence and convictions to your beliefs. Love how you debate, but then smile and laugh about it afterwards. Also you look good with a beard.
A Sexton
2021-10-19 21:26:01 +0000 UTC
The way Bob made up that whole story of Colleen and the bobcat, Monet, Colleen is in danger girl, you better keep her safe 😂😂
2021-10-18 22:46:52 +0000 UTC
This ep had me crying with laughter but not Bob saying he’s a dog person… talk about some white people shit
Trista
2021-10-16 17:25:16 +0000 UTC
This bobcat story is WILD!! 🤣😂
2021-10-14 23:00:43 +0000 UTC
I dated someone who was incredibly white passing but was apparently half Latino who came out as a trump supporter (despite the stickers on my car saying I was not in fact one) and it destroyed the relationship lmao so yea I’m over the white men tbh
2021-10-14 17:48:10 +0000 UTC
As a white person, I also resent white people. ALSO can y’all do a podcast where bob and Monet look up their birth charts (time, date, and location of birth) on either pattern, or cafeastrolgy
2021-10-14 17:42:41 +0000 UTC
I feel this! Im filipina and growing up, I was always told that marrying a white man would give me beautiful children.. And even today, I always hear people talking about how Asian-White mixed children are so good looking and u never really see that energy about full Asian kids :(
Cassandra Ugalde
2021-10-14 03:37:59 +0000 UTC
“No but” works.
Caleb Flenoury
2021-10-14 01:15:55 +0000 UTC
this episode <
AJayG AF
2021-10-13 05:34:46 +0000 UTC
OMG, I was CRYING laughing at the Colleen/bobcat story. That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Thank you for that.
Courtney Ferriter
2021-10-12 22:10:55 +0000 UTC
Bob cracked me up with, "Hell is about to be POPPIN'" 🤣
Courtney Ferriter
2021-10-12 21:42:05 +0000 UTC
It's a no from me Monet. "No, but" is not doing it for me.
Wyatt Sabajo
2021-10-12 18:55:28 +0000 UTC
Love you Monet gotta say "no but" isn't a thing, Monet if you wanna beat Bob you gotta say YES AND and turn it back, say e.g. yes and it turns out after investigation you were diagnosed with rabies the whole time and that it wasn't a Tom cat it was a Bob cat... Bob's new psychotic break, bam, bringing the police is justified
2021-10-12 18:49:52 +0000 UTC
I laugheddd so hard about Bob's example of colleen being dead after a weekXD XD XD
Wyatt Sabajo
2021-10-12 18:47:17 +0000 UTC
Bob your narrative about the lengths you went to save Colleen's life was just brilliant and brought so much joy. Lost it at the .2 seconds Monet took to say she'd still call the police LOL. Would love to see Bob and Colleen's evolving relationship more, Bob if you like Colleen you gotta prove it hah.
2021-10-12 18:47:01 +0000 UTC
No Monet. “No, but doesn’t work in any situation “ 🤣😂🤣
2021-10-12 01:41:27 +0000 UTC
iM in tears with monet saying shes calling the police XD like oh you gonna be that girl? im dead asf
Dairy Ann
2021-10-11 23:59:10 +0000 UTC
Bob vs Bobcat content 💯😂
Alexis White
2021-10-11 23:48:29 +0000 UTC
We need Patty to enter the chat to provide his viewpoint! 😂
Sonia Dawson
2021-10-11 23:39:09 +0000 UTC
For the "harrible" convo at the beginning of the ep, I grew up in CT and live in Chicago now and trust me, everybody from here makes fun of me for saying horrible with that hard A!! Deff a New England thing imo
Nicole McBride
2021-10-11 17:48:51 +0000 UTC
Not the title lmaoooo this is gonna be a mess
Will
2021-10-11 17:45:46 +0000 UTC
Bob and Monet be like "I don't really hold grudges, it's more like I…" *describes a grudge*
Rick Betita
2021-10-10 19:56:34 +0000 UTC
The worst thing you can say in improv is a cold "no". Saying "no, but yadadada" does allow some continuous conversation. It was just that the example Monet then gave felt like some clear BS 😂
2021-10-10 17:21:33 +0000 UTC
Right!? He gave away the real culprit in the story.
2021-10-10 15:59:30 +0000 UTC
The no but does not work <3
Yerb
2021-10-10 11:29:41 +0000 UTC
That's what I thought, too.
Nic Allum
2021-10-09 22:34:08 +0000 UTC
Bobcat hitcat 😂
2021-10-09 20:45:17 +0000 UTC
I'll see you in hell, Bob. We can party 😈😈
2021-10-09 20:09:13 +0000 UTC
Nah imma need to fr kiki with Bob one day cause our life experiences are too similar. The drug addict dad with the same patterns, growing up a weird black kid in Columbus, GA, being a theatre kid, moving from the south to NY, having your blackness questioned for just being different, the sarcasm, the fluid gender and sexuality. I relate to Roberta way too much 😂
Brandi D.
2021-10-09 20:06:12 +0000 UTC
THE COLLEEN STORY I CANT BREATHE
2021-10-09 13:21:28 +0000 UTC
Not the fucking Colleen, Bob, and Roomba versus BobCat lmaooo
But sorry to Monet, but "No, But" doesn't work lol
2021-10-09 09:56:44 +0000 UTC
Both the Grudge and The Ring are American remakes of Japanese horror movies so a lot is based on cultural views of spirits/ghosts
2021-10-09 08:13:38 +0000 UTC
The Colleen/Bobcat/Roomba story has me in literal tears rn oh my GOD
DaniJ
2021-10-09 03:10:48 +0000 UTC
ugh i love yall lmao <3
Ryan Mortenson
2021-10-09 01:26:34 +0000 UTC
This is an amazing idea, I hope they see your comment!
M
2021-10-09 00:00:11 +0000 UTC
I'd so much rather get an invite and turn it down than watch my friends from afar. That'd make me resentful.
Josh Johnson
2021-10-08 22:15:24 +0000 UTC
Sorry Monet, but I would rather get the invite and turn it down, than not get an invite at all and find out that MY FRIENDS were hanging out without me. Lol I would be shook.
2021-10-08 19:47:29 +0000 UTC
Bobs resentments for Christianity is so relatable and it’s nice to have someone stick up for people who don’t believe in Christianity
Nathanael Smit
2021-10-08 19:00:31 +0000 UTC
Flo Rida does the spin my head right round not mr. worldwide. lol. and the original according to google is by dead or alive. I thought it was Deevo. but yea. lol
Sammy
2021-10-08 18:33:43 +0000 UTC
53:33 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Flatbush Junction
2021-10-08 18:19:10 +0000 UTC
Single mom here too, my son is 34 and hasnt seen his dad since he was 12. He has no desire to have a relationship with his father, some things you just cant forgive.
Wanda
2021-10-08 17:50:27 +0000 UTC
I get what Monet was saying for his friend because we cant just sit all damn night to play video games and leave a friend out. We would do more than just video games it be like a kick it party. I would have food, videogames, card games, drinking games, a movie in the back room, and etc. JUST SO all my friends can have a good time before the big impact of Covid lol.
Megan
2021-10-08 17:47:24 +0000 UTC
The bobcat scenario 💀💀💀💀
Michael Roberts
2021-10-08 16:39:33 +0000 UTC
Girl that’s the ring not the grudge 😭 28:05
Lukas Powell
2021-10-08 16:28:59 +0000 UTC
Lol no lie I kinda agree w monet on the patty sitch 😂
Flatbush Junction
2021-10-08 16:11:53 +0000 UTC
I understand but I always feel like I'd rather someone say that they are gathering to do _______, and they know it's not my fav, but I'm welcome to come if I change my mind. That way I don't hear about it later and feel excluded. Probably silly on my part....
MaryJo Anderson (JojoMama1965)
2021-10-08 15:49:01 +0000 UTC
They welcomed women into leadership as well (I'm a lapsed Episcopalian)
MaryJo Anderson (JojoMama1965)
2021-10-08 15:45:50 +0000 UTC
I've been a single mom since my boys were 3&5 and they're the same age as Bob and Monet now. I understand where Miss Martha is coming from in a way. I tend to give chances a lot. But also I never spoke badly about my ex because to me, it's like telling my boys that half of them is shit because he's their dad. I just knew when they grew up they would see him without me saying anything, and now they dote on me and keep their dad at arms length...
MaryJo Anderson (JojoMama1965)
2021-10-08 15:42:53 +0000 UTC
I just love you both!! im still hoping and praying you both come back and do an episode of sibling rivalry at the bell house in BROOKLYN. Just one night here and then ya'll can continue to be fabulous out there in the world.
Tania Tavira
2021-10-08 13:27:15 +0000 UTC
Also I am the same re: dating what Bob said about dating religious people. And I have resentment towards Christianity too.... I don't get why people can't acknowledge it on a wider scale.
jessica bw
2021-10-08 12:04:44 +0000 UTC
At about 6:25 when Bob said Asia doesn't like it when you call yt ppl out, I have a theory. I recall Asia has noted some trauma with her family. I have observed that some Black people who have experienced trauma or a difficult childhood and they experience it because of Black adults in their life, especially parents, that as adults they go to yt people for healing, such as being in romantic relationships with and defending yt people, because it is the opposite of where your trauma started.
jessica bw
2021-10-08 12:01:48 +0000 UTC
Did Bob choose a BOBcat for his scenario with Monet for a reason??? 🤔We see what you’re up to Roberta
2021-10-08 11:33:34 +0000 UTC
The image of Bob and Colleen fighting off a bobcat together 😭
2021-10-08 09:53:33 +0000 UTC
Monet with a little scruff and wearing a hat, looking fine!!!
Selena Odendron
2021-10-08 09:27:56 +0000 UTC
YA'LL!!!! 💀💀💀
"I have one person in my life that I really held a grudge with for a really long time and it's my father. Besides Frank (Insert surname) I don't hold grudges."
My brain: Wait! Ain't your surname The Drag Queen 💀
2021-10-08 08:39:13 +0000 UTC
IMM'A FART ON YOUR CHEST, IMM"A SHIT ALL OVER THESE WALLS RAY!
Ryan
2021-10-08 06:21:00 +0000 UTC
CINDY, YOUR TV'S LEAKING!
Ryan
2021-10-08 06:20:13 +0000 UTC
Girl, seven days is the ring. :D
Ryan
2021-10-08 06:17:57 +0000 UTC
Bob always so extra!! how the hypothetical go from “you messed my apartment” to “YOUR CAT IS DEAD” ?? lmaooo
Brandie
2021-10-08 05:10:49 +0000 UTC
Damn, Monet has so many shoes lmao
2021-10-08 04:16:11 +0000 UTC
I am CACKLING at this fake Colleen story 😂
2021-10-08 04:03:03 +0000 UTC
As someone who has been traumatized from immense emotional abuse through my teen and young adult years, I can say that shit still messes with me almost day to day. So that quote Bob said really hit hard. It will help me anytime I get stuck in my head during the day. ❤️
2021-10-08 03:57:10 +0000 UTC
Bob VS Colleen coming 2022
Ana
2021-10-08 03:39:16 +0000 UTC
Who was bob talking about?!?!?!
Zak
2021-10-08 03:13:40 +0000 UTC
Colleen story out the gate made me wake my old father up! I was shocked then laughed then focused on the story
Gu
2021-10-08 02:49:04 +0000 UTC
Loved this! Lmao at the acting out scenes, my fav.
Gu
2021-10-08 02:48:03 +0000 UTC
Omg. Not the fake scenario being Colleen dying in Bob's care. I was not ready for that lmfao. I had to stop the whole episode.
2021-10-08 00:19:35 +0000 UTC
Now I want to know what the great idea was that Monet was referencing 4:20 in. I needed Jacob to chime in and get them back on topic.
M
2021-10-07 23:16:56 +0000 UTC
Putting this out in the universe as I know many gay folks have been hurt by religious beliefs of so called Christians. The Episcopal Church in 1976, adopted a resolution stating that “homosexual persons are children of God who have a full and equal claim with all other persons upon the love, acceptance, and pastoral concern and care of the Church”, and that they “are entitled to equal protection of the laws with all other citizens”. I had a coworker that was spouting her beliefs that gay people were sinners and going to hell. My question to her was.. if people don't choose to be gay, but are born gay, then they are created by God,, so then did God make a mistake when he created them,, kinda shut her up!! And yes, I am a member of the Episcopal Church. I just felt someone needed to hear this today. XXX000
Wanda
2021-10-07 22:27:32 +0000 UTC
Thank you, Miles! I was feeling VERY old bc no-one had mentioned the Dead or Alive/Pete Burns version. It's iconic.
2021-10-07 22:00:36 +0000 UTC
😳
2021-10-07 21:58:20 +0000 UTC
Colleen was put on this earth to keep Bob in line.
Aaron
2021-10-07 21:12:59 +0000 UTC
The way Bob improv the whole bloody cat fight lol
Eric Wong
2021-10-07 20:47:50 +0000 UTC
Kinda off topic but somewhat related to grudges given the content, I would love to hear you both discuss the new Dave Chappelle special that just came out on Netflix.
2021-10-07 20:34:49 +0000 UTC
Bob you look so stunning in that lighting
2021-10-07 20:27:56 +0000 UTC
Bob has accused Monet of jokingly taking things to another level by telling someone their mom is dead and here she is going from what if I left your apartment messy to what if you came home and your cat is dead and I'm covered in her blood...
M
2021-10-07 19:13:20 +0000 UTC
Bob, your beard is looking good and sexy👍🏾
2021-10-07 19:02:16 +0000 UTC
Im so glad Bob brought up how mixed raced people may feel regarding negative comments about. As someone who’s mum is from the Caribbean and who’s dad was a white ginger man I’ve spent my whole life being invalidated because of the colour of my skin. I’m not black like my cousins or white like the kids at school. I’ve been called a half breed, a mutt and been told by black people that I’m “watering down the race”. I love my skin, now. But growing up not so much because I definitely had some identity issues that stemmed from this narrative as a child xXx
Gabrielle Lofthouse
2021-10-07 18:58:56 +0000 UTC
Also I’m team Monet with the Patty thing, maybe it is shady to fully exclude someone from plans + a text chat, but I definitely have done it before, knowing someone doesn’t partake in an activity that will ensue. It’s like, I know this bitch doesn’t duck with this so just let her live
2021-10-07 17:29:30 +0000 UTC
Wait but I need to know who Bob resented 👀
2021-10-07 17:26:53 +0000 UTC
yeah, i was thinking monet has a point because especially in japanese/east asian classical literature, the vengeful woman is a very popular trope, often portrayed as a demon or spirit in didactic stories meant to teach readers certain lessons or even just validate the male view of an overbearing woman, often in contrast to the demure, beautiful woman who was the object of their fantasies. which is also prevalent in western stories, think of the evil stepmother trope in so many fairytales and disney adaptations. maybe not the cold blooded serial killer character bob was thinking of, but you were onto something monet!!
Micala
2021-10-07 17:23:39 +0000 UTC
Sorry Monet…No, that’s not how Improve works…But I love that you tried. Lol 😂
Marcus Drew
2021-10-07 17:07:44 +0000 UTC
I'm here in the comments tryna find out who's name was bleeped
2021-10-07 17:05:11 +0000 UTC
Monet.. Patty could have simply declined the invitation.
2021-10-07 15:46:58 +0000 UTC
It’s Miz Cracker isn’t it?
2021-10-07 15:38:57 +0000 UTC
A positive side of resentment is that my capacity is full so I'm entirely intolerant to any ounce of bullshit and don't beat around the bush
Anthony St. John
2021-10-07 13:51:39 +0000 UTC
when bob was trying to say tisha i really thought he was bout to say tamisha n troll lmfao
leah
2021-10-07 13:29:02 +0000 UTC
Bob my dad was also an addict and sometimes Ill have dreams of screaming at him and my other shitty family and I wake up exhausted... It's really frustrating
Anthony St. John
2021-10-07 13:17:32 +0000 UTC
hello somebody
Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change
2021-10-07 12:41:37 +0000 UTC
I didn't know that was a Buddha quote. werq
Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change
2021-10-07 12:40:52 +0000 UTC
some common sense up in her
Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change
2021-10-07 12:40:21 +0000 UTC
a classic
Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change
2021-10-07 12:40:07 +0000 UTC
Bob imitating Monet reading a book report gets me EVERY DAMN TIME
Caitlin Bell
2021-10-07 11:16:30 +0000 UTC
Both The Grudge and The Ring are Japanese horror movies about Japanese folklore known as Ornyo which are p much “vengeful spirits”.
Their depiction as pale women with long black hair comes from kabuki where that look became an iconic shorthand for one of these types of ghosts
Luen Tobar
2021-10-07 11:09:36 +0000 UTC
i’m def with Bob on this Patty thing like see if Patty knew good and well that he didn’t like video games he could have simply not come to the function akakdkjgjkvk
Caitlin Bell
2021-10-07 11:08:18 +0000 UTC
Im with Bob on the Patty argument
Asia
2021-10-07 10:06:23 +0000 UTC
People: Mercury Retrograde does not affect communication. Me: *shows this video*
2021-10-07 08:56:41 +0000 UTC
thank you for being vulnerable y’all
Diego Ramirez
2021-10-07 08:45:08 +0000 UTC
“No, but” doesn’t work Monet lol
2021-10-07 08:02:02 +0000 UTC
I’m only 20 minutes in but I had to stop because I’m geekin (🤣) too damn hard at how everything just went so fucking left‼️BUT THIS IS WHY I LOVE THIS TWO💕💕 so now I’m going to unpause and see how the rest of this journey turns out💀☠️😩😅🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤎🤍🤎
2021-10-07 07:33:51 +0000 UTC
Why did I think it was about The Grudge the movie
2021-10-07 06:39:08 +0000 UTC
right cause im looking for hints
2021-10-07 06:34:04 +0000 UTC
can't wait to see y'all in hell <3 it's gonna be a hawt nawn stop PAAAAWRTYYYY
2021-10-07 06:18:11 +0000 UTC
feeling like this resented friend is todrick hall
Jared Williams
2021-10-07 06:00:13 +0000 UTC
Ok Bob I see you quoting Buddha “holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die”
joesteezy
2021-10-07 05:56:10 +0000 UTC
no but worked in this situation, monet i'm with you
Jacob Kelly
2021-10-07 05:54:26 +0000 UTC
Omg the arguments have now spilled over to fictional arguments!!!
Esi
2021-10-07 05:32:10 +0000 UTC
bob re enacting the way monet speajs in her book report had me deaddddd its SO GOOD
zacassie 2
2021-10-07 04:19:55 +0000 UTC
Not really. Dating black people is pretty controversial in Asian community, especially the adults and above (aka the parents). Usually the problems are either: one, blatant racism adopted from white people or; two, language barrier. Nonetheless, the repulsive attitude is certainly not as bad as white people that would shudder on even a slight idea of biracial dating.
Fajar Setiawan
2021-10-07 03:25:15 +0000 UTC
I don’t think we should ever live in a world that says “No Butt” 😭
joesteezy
2021-10-07 03:04:09 +0000 UTC
Me too
Jessica
2021-10-07 02:52:06 +0000 UTC
"No, but" could easily veer into crazytown, if you are not careful.
T Mac
2021-10-07 02:43:35 +0000 UTC
#teamcolleen
Em Val
2021-10-07 01:46:25 +0000 UTC
I loooove the calling out of white people. Making them uncomfortable is part of my life's work lmao
puresomewhere
2021-10-07 01:46:01 +0000 UTC
"she's meowing everywhere" lmaooo
Sean
2021-10-07 01:18:12 +0000 UTC
The intro song still says harlem and washington heights haha
2021-10-07 00:06:55 +0000 UTC
I've been to many get-togethers with friends where it was established ahead of time that everyone would be playing a game I wasn't into, or smoking, or whatever activity that I wasn't into. I then had to decide whether I was going to attend, and just hang out and not participate, or just stay home. If I decided to attend, then I knew what I was in for, and didn't get pissy that they were doing something I didn't want to do.
EscApie
2021-10-06 23:43:40 +0000 UTC
I see we're having the interracial dating discussion again lmao
I think the only issue POC have with interracial dating is when it's POC/white not POC/POC
David Rocha
2021-10-06 23:33:30 +0000 UTC
This episode was a wild ride 😂😂
Alexander
2021-10-06 22:58:08 +0000 UTC
I wanna know too!
Squire (Steven) Hall
2021-10-06 22:56:19 +0000 UTC
Right?? I was thinking maybe... Kim Chi? Naomi? Miz cracker (but Monet doesn't really hang with them much)? Idk
Squire (Steven) Hall
2021-10-06 22:56:01 +0000 UTC
37:44 haha, Bob trying to keep a straight face
Also, the grudge and the ring basically come from the same Japanese tradition of representing ghosts (or onryo), there's even an "appearance" section on the onryo wiki page that would apply to both characters. I think Monet's point about female ghosts makes sense, but maybe moreso as a critique of long ago Japan?
Alice
2021-10-06 22:28:17 +0000 UTC
Child, how did this turn into an argument about alcohol and weed
Ashvir Mohan
2021-10-06 22:21:15 +0000 UTC
Sounds right lol
Maestre
2021-10-06 22:19:56 +0000 UTC
I have never heard of this. Thanks for sharing
Joanne Robertson
2021-10-06 22:19:21 +0000 UTC
I wouldn’t be mad at epsiode on interracial dating 👀
rigga morris
2021-10-06 22:14:39 +0000 UTC
I actually agree with monet about not texting someone to come if they dont want to do that activities we planned. But everyone i did that to agrees with bob and thought i was shady asf😭😂
Sage
2021-10-06 22:14:14 +0000 UTC
When monet said eating Jesus's body all I could think of is someone eating Jesus's ass
Ashvir Mohan
2021-10-06 22:10:26 +0000 UTC
It's actually Flo Rida feat. Kesha covering Dead or Alive
Ernesto Soriano
2021-10-06 21:27:44 +0000 UTC
A note to Bob: You can "No, but" in improv as long as you provide something to continue the scene.
Ernesto Soriano
2021-10-06 21:26:39 +0000 UTC
The "no, but" worked great to me!
Nashay Call
2021-10-06 21:25:26 +0000 UTC
Bob forgetting how PISSED he was when Monet had lunch with the other queens without him which must have been organised by group text!
Jonathan Rojas
2021-10-06 21:09:27 +0000 UTC
It’s Kesha who sings that song Monet not Pit Bull. You lose one point on your gay score.
Shame on y’all’s
2021-10-06 21:08:33 +0000 UTC
I feel like Bob would LOVE "Fundie Fridays" on youtube! Jen does her makeup and does deep dives on fundamentalist christian groups and leaders and goes IN DEPTH on some of the shit they have done and does a good job explaining how the relationship between christianity and conservatism started/continues
Luxx
2021-10-06 21:00:05 +0000 UTC
Bob is right . You never say No when doing improv. Ifykyk
2021-10-06 20:56:04 +0000 UTC
I hate to be that girl but lol Bob monet did tell you about his sibling in jail. I think it was in the one about parents and you told her u have a someone in GA that works in jails that could help
W.S.
2021-10-06 20:48:36 +0000 UTC
I’m guessing the person that Bob resented was Luis?? Maaaybe her old assistant.
Zoe Meltdown
2021-10-06 20:47:32 +0000 UTC
I kind of agreed with Monet on the group text thing. I'd rather not be included in a text group for something that I know I won't want to do. The sentiment of including them is nice but ultimately unnecessary.
Fox
2021-10-06 20:46:42 +0000 UTC
So much I can relate to in this episode - a resentment of Christianity and organised religion of any kind really that imposes restrictions on acceptance of certain kinds of people, apathy and feelings of resentment towards parental figures and a dislike of cats!! Its like you're in my mind haha x
2021-10-06 20:46:38 +0000 UTC
So I listen to this podcast at work and the story of Bob and Colleen vs. the Bob cat had me laughing so hard my coworkers were giving me weird looks.
Katherine Judge
2021-10-06 20:43:42 +0000 UTC
One of my favorite quotes is forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past. I agree that people are not entitled to forgiveness, but it’s one of the greatest gifts we can give ourselves
2021-10-06 20:32:02 +0000 UTC
I agree with Bob on the group text dynamic. It's shady to make a whole new group text. It feels much worse, and it's always nice to extend an invite to a friend even though you know they may not want to come over bc it shows they are still welcome.
Kit Tusks
2021-10-06 20:15:58 +0000 UTC
Not to be too serious but Bob talking about her resentment and relationship with her dad is so relatable and honest. Growing up the child of an alcoholic/addict (especially a habitually absent one) can cause so much resentment as an adult, even when you acknowledge that addiction is an illness and often a result of trauma and mental health issues. Having a dad that doesn't seem to care about the damage they've done is next level resentment lol.
2021-10-06 20:15:04 +0000 UTC
Bob: As someone who has been in AA for the last 5 years we do have the 4th step which involves writing out inventory including a list of people we have resented. The big book breaks it down into 4 columns: The Resentment, The Cause, Affects My, and Where Was I to Blame?
Anyone in AA knows this.
Bob you are wrong; Monet you are right.
2021-10-06 20:02:34 +0000 UTC
Y'all crazy! 🤣
2021-10-06 20:00:45 +0000 UTC
They fully are talking about the Ring. Looool
Terrah Card
2021-10-06 19:42:04 +0000 UTC
look them up on tik tok, there are loads of clips
2021-10-06 19:41:36 +0000 UTC
right round is actually by this english person called Pete Burns, who (i think) identified as a trans woman& was prevalent in the uk music scene from the 80s onwards& then in early 00s was on celebrity big brother and became a reality tv star of the 00s, they are my UK icon
2021-10-06 19:40:05 +0000 UTC
Remember how Bob acted when Monet said she wouldn’t date someone in an open relationship yet Monet is very understanding on Bobs reasons for not wanting to date ppl 🤣
JTdeluxe
2021-10-06 19:35:06 +0000 UTC
If the christian god of the Bible turned out to be the actual real god then I will GLADLY SPEND ETERNITY IN HELL KNOWING THAT I AM MORALLY SUPERIOR TO THAT MONSTER AND EVERYONE WHO IS WITH HIM!! “Spiritual” people also don’t have any evidence or any logical arguments for their beliefs either but they are generally “better people” than all buybull thumpers! It’s heartbreaking to see black christian people. Christianity was forced upon all slaves and now they willfully believe in a white washed sky daddy, that Africans never believed in the first place before they were forced into slaves. When it comes to all religions and all god beliefs, NO ONE HAS ANY EVIDENCE LET ALONE A LOGICAL ARGUMENT FOR THEIR BELIEFS and still believe it. That’s called cognitive dissonance. Bob is rational and because of that I support this Patreon.
Maestre
2021-10-06 19:09:26 +0000 UTC
comb
Cierra Sullivan
2021-10-06 19:05:57 +0000 UTC
Great episode! Yes, please do that episode about interracial couples! Love you! Also, the Colleen bit killed me 🤣
Jenny Jupiter
2021-10-06 19:03:28 +0000 UTC
This episode is exactly what I need after a loooong day at work
Larissa
2021-10-06 19:01:26 +0000 UTC
Garbage Panda 😂🤣😂 such a perfect name for a raccoon
Diamond Nicole
2021-10-06 19:00:34 +0000 UTC
I do love how the bobcat is courteous and only comes out on Monday. Letting you know its schedule so nobody gets rabies.
Issa Hourani
2021-10-06 18:58:41 +0000 UTC
YES! Do an interracial couples podcast! I’m PuertoRican from the hood side in Connecticut and my husband is white from uppity suburbs from Boston. We’ve been together for 16 yrs. it was rough in the beginning cause of his side of family and sometimes it still can be. We live in peace in the West coast.
2021-10-06 18:57:19 +0000 UTC
When Monet said Bob hired a hitcat bobcat I was 💀. Then after Bob told her the story of what happened she immediately said calling the cops 😆. You both are so funny 🤣 😂 🤣
Love you both 🤎🤎 And also I think the But and worked.
Diamond Nicole
2021-10-06 18:56:03 +0000 UTC
I’m white and I hate white people.
2021-10-06 18:51:42 +0000 UTC
The Halloween intro 🥺🥺🎃🎃
2021-10-06 18:49:26 +0000 UTC
The story about bob vs the bobcat had me pissy 🤣😈
LaWanda Wakanda
2021-10-06 18:48:44 +0000 UTC
Bob vs. bobcat
2021-10-06 18:33:48 +0000 UTC
not you confusing The Ring with The Grudge ohmy god my horror/thriller loving heart in October 2021!!!
Cierra Sullivan
2021-10-06 18:33:25 +0000 UTC
Plot twist Bob was the bobcat that killed Colleen. 🧐
2021-10-06 18:24:55 +0000 UTC
Bob is kinda of a gaslighter. She always wants to be the good one. I love her but I think she has a bit of a god complex.
Cesar
2021-10-06 18:19:30 +0000 UTC
This was such a good and authentic episode
Ingramlm89
2021-10-06 18:18:54 +0000 UTC
The Grudge is from the movie "The Ring"
Naethyn Robb
2021-10-06 18:18:28 +0000 UTC
also resentment towards parents... that's too real. when you find out how to get over that shit let me know girl
2021-10-06 18:17:43 +0000 UTC
Bob.. you are so hot
2021-10-06 18:17:01 +0000 UTC
Bob has STROOONG resentment towards Christianity and I get it. I disagree with some of it but I still think we could be friends in my head.
kiel
2021-10-06 18:14:30 +0000 UTC
Also when Bob said "You mean the month?" talking about June, I spit my coffee out.
2021-10-06 18:09:49 +0000 UTC
I'm with Bob on this Patty situation. You don't just NOT invite a friend to a gathering because you know they may not enjoy the activity at hand. When my cishet girlfriends invite me to hang out with their straight guy friends, even though I usually never go I still want an invite. And if i did end up going, I would never complain about the straight guys being there because...i agreed to the plans.
2021-10-06 18:08:47 +0000 UTC
I love how the second Colleen is bit by the bobcat she immediately contracted rabies and is foaming at the mouth 💀😂
2021-10-06 18:07:17 +0000 UTC
I’m normally team monet but for the patty situation I’m 100% with Bob. Complaining as an adult when you were invited to someone’s place…ehhh
Mohammed
2021-10-06 18:05:09 +0000 UTC
55:20 I’m sorry, if she can’t use your what??? I genuinely don’t know what they’re saying
Palloae
2021-10-06 18:00:11 +0000 UTC
37:52 wooooow BOB wooooow!! I took a sip at the EXACT wrong time💀
Jewell Singletary
2021-10-06 17:53:30 +0000 UTC
Bobcat's may not be big animals, but they are wild. (Wild, as in not-tame. Not to be confused with Bob's "Wild!")
I wouldn't want to tangle with a raccoon (aka garbage panda) never mind a bobcat.
Luella Iwasiuk
2021-10-06 17:47:46 +0000 UTC
Not my friend coming into my room thinking Im having an argument with two people over zoom about drugs and alcohol parties lmaoooo
Issa Hourani
2021-10-06 17:44:48 +0000 UTC
Bob just apologize for Colleen dying! LMAO you would definitely be to blame no matter how you sliced it lol your little excuses wouldn't mean shit
2021-10-06 17:43:33 +0000 UTC
Omg Monet’ a like oh yeah I wrecked your home in an imaginary situation.
Bob: ima kill your fucking cat.
Gailan Gray
2021-10-06 17:42:43 +0000 UTC
Not a bobcat hitcat lol
Oramagi24
2021-10-06 17:41:17 +0000 UTC
Miz Cracker?
MuellerUnredacted
2021-10-06 17:40:35 +0000 UTC
Bob I don’t think rabies acts that fast
aina
2021-10-06 17:32:44 +0000 UTC
💯 Monet brought Patty up. Not Bob. And I cannot believe he didn’t realise. Also, I agree with Bob, it’s better to be invited than not at all. Regardless of what the activity is. xXx
Gabrielle Lofthouse
2021-10-06 17:30:46 +0000 UTC
there’s youtubers who do animations for pods all the time! any of them in this patreon??
maria
2021-10-06 17:19:55 +0000 UTC
the way you credited kesha and flo-rida never did 🥲
maria
2021-10-06 17:17:45 +0000 UTC
I’m here on my 15 min break 🤣
2021-10-06 17:16:59 +0000 UTC
Sibling Scorchery let’s goooo ❤️🔥❤️🔥
maria
2021-10-06 17:15:35 +0000 UTC
come thru socio-culturally accurate etymology! this patreon is cool 😎
maria
2021-10-06 17:13:26 +0000 UTC
OMG Bob the Anti-theist <3. I also had to deal with the horrors of American Christianity and went down that route. Fun facts: "Judeo-Christian" is a dogwhistle term that was created by US conservatives to stir up Islamophobia by linguistically excluding them from the Abrahamic traditions in which Judaism, Christianity, and Islam are all rooted. ALSO if you're interested in approaching Abrahamic traditions as a mythology that tells a fascinating story about human creativity, check out the New Revised Standard Version of the Bible - has tons of footnotes and essays that talk about different translations and the different historical contexts in which things were written. I've gotten a kick out of it and I used to be a 15-year old edgy gay atheist in a Catholic school. Much love to you both <3
2021-10-06 17:09:48 +0000 UTC
Just for the record - Monet brought up Patty, not Bob
Ian Crowe
2021-10-06 16:57:42 +0000 UTC
i love how Bob talks about forgiveness and not holding grudges and Colleen walks in
2021-10-06 16:55:58 +0000 UTC
ooh the facial hair on both! i like it!
aina
2021-10-06 16:52:39 +0000 UTC
When i hear white people laughing i be getting irritated as hell 💀 like what are y’all laughing at? Oppression? ion like that
Kyla
2021-10-06 16:44:02 +0000 UTC
My new drag name is Bobcat 🤣 that was a whole fantasy.
2021-10-06 16:42:35 +0000 UTC
It would be so cool if you made animations of all the skits you do. The 'How Colleen Died' story had me dying 😂
Mayop
2021-10-06 16:32:06 +0000 UTC
I have a lot of Christian resentment too, when you said that, I felt that, I believe in God, what I don't believe in is religion organized by people whose intentions are to harm and oppress others, you'll always have me as a listener Bob 😅 if ya'll going to hell sign me up for your podcast there too 🤣
2021-10-06 16:28:47 +0000 UTC
Agreed… if it’s such a rare occasion to have everyone together they should have picked an activity everyone likes to do… playing videos games knowing he doesn’t play videos games is pretty much excluding him.
joesteezy
2021-10-06 16:24:31 +0000 UTC
i would love an episode about interracial dating! as a latino, growing up you were told to date lighter skin people in order to "improve the race." very problematic and ive had to unlearn that but i still find myself being attracted to white guys than guys who are POC. so yes please an episode on that.
Luis Miranda
2021-10-06 16:16:15 +0000 UTC
Bob didn't bring Patty up!! Monet brought Patty up and Bob was reaching to think of something about Patty for lols! WILD. 😆 🤣 😂
Monifa
2021-10-06 16:15:01 +0000 UTC
That’s not the grudge that’s the ring 😂😂
Markee
2021-10-06 16:11:28 +0000 UTC
Fun fact: They actually made a movie called Sadako vs. Kayako where the Grudge girl and Ring girl fight lol (it’s terrible and boring but the “fight scene” at the end is on YouTube)
Kamry Goodwin
2021-10-06 16:09:49 +0000 UTC
This Grudge vs. The Ring confusion hurt my spirit 😭😭😭😭
for the exhumerated:
The Ring (2002) = Cursed video tape. After you watch it, you get the phone call (“7 days”), and if you don’t get another person to watch it within 7 days, Samara crawls out the TV and kills you.
The Grudge (2004) = Cursed house. Kayako and her son, Toshio, are violently murdered by husband/dad, creating a “grudge” or a curse. If you enter the house, you’re basically dead. Kayako and Toshio will haunt and kill you. Monét is right about the croaking noise. It’s the sound Kayako’s ghost makes because her husband broke her neck. Kayako also has long black hair.
Both decent American remakes of Japanese films.
Kamry Goodwin
2021-10-06 16:09:18 +0000 UTC
Not Bob trying to figure out ways to murder Colleen 😅
Pup James
2021-10-06 16:04:40 +0000 UTC
The Ring is with the lil white bitch Samara. The Grudge is with Buffy’s ass in Japan. Both ghostly hoes are in white dresses with hair for days. 😂😂
DeShawn (@frootytreblez)
2021-10-06 15:59:55 +0000 UTC
Colleen awwww my cat does the same thing whenever I’m on zoom
2021-10-06 15:57:47 +0000 UTC
Not bob being fake not saying their names 🙄
Markee
2021-10-06 15:53:19 +0000 UTC
Say their name ! Say their name! Say their name!
Markee
2021-10-06 15:52:42 +0000 UTC
Love you guys!
2021-10-06 15:52:15 +0000 UTC
I feel like Monet was right about the Patty situation but not that Bob should’ve excluded Patty from the group chat then just that they as a group should’ve worked harder to have an event that included him!! Play video games half the time and do something Patty likes because Patty wanted to hang out on this rare occasion!!
Nia
2021-10-06 15:51:17 +0000 UTC
nvm yes they did
yeux
2021-10-06 15:49:31 +0000 UTC
Is video playback in the patreon app being crunchy as hell lately for anyone else?! They NEVER release app updates 😓
Mace
2021-10-06 15:47:28 +0000 UTC
did you guys get the ring confused with the grudge 💀
yeux
2021-10-06 15:46:49 +0000 UTC
Right Round is by Flo-Rida, Featuring Kesha. Not Pitbull 😂
Alec Collinsworth
2021-10-06 15:41:45 +0000 UTC
That’s not a thing Queen Motha’s memory is just fine with love❤️🔥
Jordan Harper
2021-10-06 15:41:13 +0000 UTC
This makes my day better, I got people working on my house today and it’s distracting me, so at least this is the distraction from their distractions 🤣
2021-10-06 15:39:13 +0000 UTC
Is anyone a sleuth, can we find out who bob is talking about?!
2021-10-06 15:37:50 +0000 UTC
Monet you do realise that you have bad short-term memory because you smoke weed?
2021-10-06 15:37:13 +0000 UTC
Yay a Podcast on my Birthday 🥳 but not about grudges 😂
2021-10-06 15:33:43 +0000 UTC
OMG who is bob talking about???
2021-10-06 15:32:18 +0000 UTC
Agreed!
Jalynn Ponzo
2021-10-06 15:29:04 +0000 UTC
I’ll be the first to say it... Monet was right about the Patty situation
J
2021-10-06 15:23:27 +0000 UTC
Looking forward to it ladies ❤️
Dawson Land
2021-10-06 15:16:58 +0000 UTC
Just listened to Peaches talking about Bob blaming Monet for not having Peaches on Sibling Rivalry. lol
nay nay
2021-10-06 15:16:52 +0000 UTC
✌🏽👽🥰
2021-10-06 15:16:17 +0000 UTC
🗣️Ohhhhh, HAPPY DAY!!! *sister act voice
Looking forward today's video antics and discussion!!! 🎉🎉🎉
2021-10-06 15:15:53 +0000 UTC
Thank yeeeew! ❤️
Squeaky_Fromage
2021-10-06 15:14:43 +0000 UTC
wow my 11:11 wish came true
2021-10-06 15:14:36 +0000 UTC
Not you’ll dropping this right when I’m having a Teams meeting.
Mel8235
2021-10-06 15:14:33 +0000 UTC
yas luv
Belle Savage
2021-10-06 15:14:26 +0000 UTC
And that concludes our Vimeo journey
William
2021-10-06 15:14:18 +0000 UTC
👍🏾
Himawariji
2021-10-06 15:14:16 +0000 UTC
Loves it
Alex chavez
2021-10-06 15:14:09 +0000 UTC
New post works
Casey Newsome
2021-10-06 15:13:30 +0000 UTC