The One With Matteo Lane

I'm going through and rewatching all the old videos that I missed since becoming a patron and...I love you Monet lol but if we want to get technical by definition it only take killing someone three times to be called a "serial killer" so if you posted some "thottie" material more than three times then....👀😂

annibae¨̮

🙋🏾‍♂️🙋🏾‍♂️ Also reside in SC and while I’ve heard of it, I have never witnessed it in the wild 😂🤣

lol this is majority bob and Monet arguing about nothing and also Vanessa Williams and its still entertaining

Erik Clark

I checked wikipedia and Monet is actually right about seersucker. LOL It was historically used during the US summers brought by the British. Sorry, Bob...

review all stars please

Brando

Omg I can't wait to see Potato Lane in HTown!

OverWatchery

I wasn't being shady i was saying. I can listen to them talk forever. Wow not everyone is being shady. I love the content

These girls don't like each other today

Logan Cooper

Y'all are really putting out great content. This podcast was great.

Bitch I swear I started the podcast yesterday; paused when Monet and Bob started talking about Cruella, and came back today to finish the podcast cause girl I want to hear everything

❤ the podcast and enjoy the content. 🤘

"Sheer Sucker sounds like some south carolina shit" I have NEVER heard of such a fabric being popular in the state of South Carolina as a resident of that state. It may be a thing here, but not a very big and popular thing. Like I've only seen older individuals wearing it.

Damn, that IS a horrible idea. If officers were given the task of policing pride parades, it would be chaotic. A lot of them are homophobic and would arrest (most likely with violence) people who don"t deserve it. Yes, having sex in public is bad, but they would not stop at that. They see a same-sex couple making out? Arrest them. Parcial nudity? Throw them in jail. Art that involves anything sexual? Confiscate it, and arrest them if they protest or raise their voice. The Police are not our allies. Maybe the parents should be the ones responsible for their children and what they see in the world.

Gonzales

The new cruella movie was good though

Salvatore ♱

That beginning portion with Bob and Monet arguing was everything 💀

joesteezy

I’m not a huge fan of stoned Monet thinking everything Bob says is a attack

Jalen Mint

BRILLIANT Joke, Bob!

It's true. Sheer sucker is the fabric of Southern Gentility. Think Savannah, Charleston, Lexington, KY. It's the leisure fabric of OLD Southern money.

What I’ve realized about guests on Rivalry is that they’re there to amplify to Bob/Monet. It takes someone truly special to keep up with them.

Wilson

No one asked me, but I would love to hear a podcast about how both of you started your careers in drag. first show experiences, how long it took you to gain notoriety, most embarrassing flops. I love to hear about the journey! Love you both!

Tara Briggs

off topic but did anyone hear the stereo caller (a 21-year-old queer person?) on Ebony & Irony who said cops should be at pride in order to stop people from having sex in front of children??? I felt like I was losing my mind. Queer kids in favor of cops at pride policing sexual expression?? So upsetting. Monet & Bunny’s answers were fine but skipped over that part of the call, I feel I need some sort of closure…

Caitlin C

MATEO!!! Thank you for talking about Chaka lol. I've seen her perform live and was MAYBE 20 feet from her at a charity performance. Monet....FULL TEA. Chaka voice is done b/c of all the drugs and whatnot. When she performs, they turn down her mic and turn up her daughter's mic (who is one of her background singers). Especially when she is bombed...they cover for her and they've gotten GOOD about it hahahaha. As soon as they see her voice cracking, they shut off her mic and her background singers takes over. They can all blow. I would've never noticed if it wasn't a charity event with a tiny stage so I could be CLOSE up and center...they got it figured out lol.

Ashley Walker

I screamed at the Dayo part Matteo sang🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rosie Goldstein

Did they post the Scientology podcast yet?

All love but I just wanted to *bop* bobs fro head for monet LMAO like POIJT OUT ST LUCIA ON A MAP BOB

Allie

Thank you for putting my life into words.

M

just another person who would like to say i'm so happy for the person who kept commenting for another matteo lane episode <3 they were right too this was so good

el

As someone who lives in the south nobody wears that print lol

If anyone hasn't seen the south park scientology origin story lmao (broken into multiple vids) https://youtu.be/Q4EfhH_w48w

Anthony St. John

Rural white pennsylvanians seeing black people: "Are they slaves?"

Anthony St. John

Honestly Cruella is pretty good

Aryan Peralta

I just love that you know who Paul Lynde was! 🙂I remember him on Hollywood Squares when I was a kid in the 70s. Too funny!

MaryJo Anderson (JojoMama1965)

I had this exact thought. I still see the country club men in town in seersucker suits around here (S. GA)…I guess I just think of it as a warm weather fabric in general.

MaryJo Anderson (JojoMama1965)

Mateo makes Nick sound like Paul Lynde

I love how I could make an attempt to have my own friends to hang out and talk with but instead I would rather just not bother because I can sit here and listen to a group of friends I don't know. That is basically how I feel about these podcasts. XD

Marchmain

I remember the first ep with Matteo, it’s always hilarious!

Gu

Oh-oh, Bob's telling 'Uncle' jokes-donning plaid shirts and cardigans can't be far away.

Dr. Pamela Chollet

Im sure someone elses has said it but you all got Cruella all wrong. This story is brilliant and very entertaining, just like Maleficent.

Seersucker is definitely a southern fabric...but Monet immediately RUINED Bob's mood. Lolol

Emmanuella Osei

Absolutely loved hearing the stories about hanging out and talking with friends especially about divas 👍🏼 also I’m crazy for those moments with Monet talks about going out and Bob acts like he was left out. 🥸

Carmine Laliberte

Please do a Cruella review!! I loved it and would love to hear what you guys have to say about it!

Wesley Moore

Bob carrying in the seersucker onesie

Anthony St. John

Bob: Omg we're gonna have a great episode🥰 Monet:😐

Anthony St. John

The live action Cruella origin story is AMAZING plz do a talk after watching it!

Emily Rose Smith

I literally love Matteo I’m obsessed with them. We need another episode with them

Mateo have my babies challenge

I'm watching this again and why do I feel like half the time Bob says "It makes more sense-", "It sounds strange but if you really think about it-" that shit don't make any kind of sense? lol

reminded me a lot of squidward

kimberlizard

Not matteo inviting himself to the watch party

With the receipts

The joke Mateo made about driving like cruella brought tears to me eyes, I love laughing with them, it just makes me laugh more <3

Anthony

Still don't know what a seersucker is... bob did a lot of deflecting this episode lol

Edie

Matteo really goes in on Nick especially with that impression he does 😂

Shane McConnell

Why would you even comment that part tho

Grant

Cruella was actually really good lol …. Always the contrarian…… it’s chaotic

Darryl Dash

have never been a fan of Matteo’s comedy but this was such a good banter ep between Bob and Mo 🥰

Francisco Rodriguez

I wasn't sure where you was going with the Hillary Joke ... the joke was funny tho 😂

Chris MAC

I love yah banter..reminds me of a sibling bond

Chris MAC

I immediately texted everyone the joke!!!

Deekal10

I’m excited for the special about Scientology

Heath

SO sorry to hear about your mom! I can't even imagine that. I agree with you, cults would be a good episode! and the spoilers thing too! I have kind of come to expect that from them lol!

BJ

bob's shirt is an acid trip

Gaby

right when bob said he had a feeling this was going to be a great episode and monet was silent, i was like oop here we go again, monet and her attitude

Yess please do a cruela review!!! I would love to hear your guys opinion :))

Can we get an episode with Matteo and Jacob once a month? I feel like they add so much to the Mo+Bob dynamic!

🅙🅑🅐

Colleen tearing shit up in the back. 😹

Mel8235

I would looove to see a review and hear more thoughts from you 3 on this movie because Mateo was onto some things!

Cruella is just as lukewarm as the other remakes... the fashion is underwhelming for a character that's trying to bite off the shine of designers like Vivian Westwood. You wanna see a live action Cruella wearing some true garments, some furs, some elegaaanzaa, mama? Google Glen Close as Cruella from that early 2000s movie. I also just really hate the use of punk for this character who couldn't be less about tearing down the oppressive industry she worked in so much as wanting to be a part of it. This movie just really lacked a lot of heart. The acting is good for sure and the Baroness is a scene stealer but everything surrounding the acting lacks a lot of thought and care.

I would be here for a scientology episode, especially since you both now live in LA. I feel like scientology is such a big thing, but it isn't talked about enough

ByMarQuel

yall need to watch Cruella!!!

Heriberto Rodriguez

Seersucker is definitely southern!

Ki Bagby

I felt so crazy listening to that I had to google it to make sure I had it right. Wikipedia sides with Monet

Lol, seersucker started in New Orleans specifically because it was lightweight for the humid temps so you do see a lot of folks in the south wear the fabric.

Red Lipstick Club Podcast

That's not why she hates dalmations - and she doesn't really hate them. In a the movie a couple of times she says they would make a gorgeous coat. LOL But anyway, I thought the movie was great. Emma Stone is amazing in it. 2 thumbs uppp

Lee Bolt

Very Bitter gay energy

Jalapeño Popstar

When yall do the spoilers alerts, yall never put the time to skip ahead to so people can still be spoiled or miss other stuff yall are discussing. Any chance for a fix on this? Also, I'll suggest again in case yall see it. I'd love to see an episode on cults! I was TRIGGERED by the Jehovahs Witness statement because I grew up in that cult. My mom actually died because of their blood transfusion rules. I'd be really interested to hear yalls thoughts on religious or whatever other kinda cults or cult mentalities or anything like that... XOXOXOX

Deekal10

Bob was completely wrong about this going well...... also Monet said two bordering islands not two other islands.

Ashvir Mohan

Not Bob being loud and wrong and trying to gaslight Monet again 😭 Seersucker not southern??

We need the Nick guest spot like yesterday!

Drop that IG handle 👀

Bob The Drag Queen & Monét X Change

I thought Cruella was good! Review it!

Cush

Bianca is definitely Iago the parrot

Eamonn

Great episode!! Love that Matteo can keep up with Bob and Monet's shenanigans! The chemistry between you 3 *chef's kiss*

Angi Bitao

They NEED to review Cruella. Would love their opinion on the fashion too. Personally I loved the movie and think Emma Stone did a good job

David Rocha

And would you look at that. 💁🏼‍♂️

"IN THE FILM INDUSTRY"

I think Nick is hilarious please have him on

Alex Contreras

Omg 😱 when Monet said Alexa my Alexa came on lol 🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🤣🤣

Zoejai Attoh

It was dreadful.

Luke (Leo)

As a white woman I promise that I am very well behaved and will shut up, clap and laugh if I ever see you, Matteo. And keep my hands to myself and cheer you on if I see you, Bob and Monet.

Cruella was actually very good, y’all hating without knowing what it is. I understand the tiredness of the Disney remakes cause they’ve all been trash but this one is not. Give it a chance girlies

Screech! Potato Pain is back!? My dream has come true! 🥰

Is 'Argue about a google-able fact' in the outline??

Kevin Erwin

I feel seen as someone who also dabbles in instagram thot-ism 🤣 Solidarity with Monét.

Jalen✨

The way Cruella doesn't have anything against dalmatians in the new movie so whoever is saying that is wrong...

Bry & Griff

😩🤣🤣You girls are truly related.. U fight just like my sister and I.. Bickering like cats and dogs then hugging 🤗 and loving on one another the next 🤣🤣😍🥰😩👏🏾👏🏾 I'm here for it... OmG 😱 not Bob being wrong 😩😩🤣🤣.. Hi Matteo.. Great show guys 🤗🤗🥰🥰

Zoejai Attoh

Bob and my mom are the only ones who text the word “copy” hahaha

I love Matteo . Need more of him and Bianca in your podcast so much fun always makes me laugh

Jovioski

Im a fashion design student in Canada and i learnt 'seersucker'' as the official english name for that textile.

Mateo sounds like a hater, watch Cruela before judging. Had to stop mid video

Kevin

Her reasoning is a bit off, but, as a Southerner, Monet lowkey right about seersucker imo

Ben Allen

Per wikipedia, "For suits, the material was considered a mainstay of the summer wardrobe of gentlemen, especially in the South, who favored the light fabric in the high heat and humidity of the southern climates, especially prior to the arrival of air conditioning."

Also waiting fir this exclusive on Scientology

Matteo is me any time I find out someone is a Scientologist. I am ready for that exclusive.

Love Bob's optimistic and positive energy. Is Monet tired in this episode?

iadoremiamore

Monet is actually correct. The seersucker suit originated and was popularized in the 1900s in New Orleans. NPR actually has an article about it. Bob be wrong sometimes. https://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpolitics/2015/06/11/413657641/-tbt-a-brief-history-of-political-seersucker

Now I feel crazy bc I watched Cruella & I didnt like it lol! I thought there was way too much music & I wasn't a fan of some of the writing. But I'm not a huge Disney fan so maybe I'm just biased.

😆🤣😂

So in regards to Monica Lewinsky…. She’s kind of amazing. Look up her interview with John Oliver on YouTube. She has a strong anti-bullying platform and she speaks so eloquently. I think the idea of her changing her name came up and she said “did he have to change his?” It’s very on point.

BLeeC

I, the leader of the Black southern delegation with NC, SC, GA, and AL under my belt for past residences, confirm Monet’s claims about seersucker suits (and seersucker in general) being a very southern attire. Thank you all for your time.

What Jacob said happens with the Dalmatians is like.. half true. It’s way more interesting and not as cut and paste as it sounds. Cruella is a fashion FIEND in the movie, I think you’d all actually really like it! I watched it twice

Shane McConnell

Yeah it sounded good!

The way the episode was starting positive and Monet decided Bob was being sneaky so it turned into a fight about borders and neighboring islands 😭😭 I live

Yeah I am kinda annoyed that Cruella was not holding her quellazaire and smoking in the movie. Like come onnnnnn it's Cruella.

Nasser AlMulla

The seersucker jumpsuit with the black glasses is an entire serve. Seersucker is also very Southern.

Joanne Robertson

I loved this as usual. I didn't stop laughing the entire episode. I have seen some clips of Matteo doing stand up on YouTube and really enjoyed them. As far as the live action Disney movies I can't bring myself to watch them after watching Once Upon a Time which is one of my favourite TV shows. But I would love to see you guys do a review of the Cruella movie.

Lisa A D

Not bob doubling down on thinking Abraham Lincoln is hot ..

Allie

Lifelong resident of the south: Seersucker is a Southern thing.

Brandon Bush

I just saw the cruella movie last night. I thought it was lit.

Reading101

Did not know that your friend Nick was Squidward, werk.

I’m so happy for the person who was commenting on every post asking for Matteo to come back on the pod. Keeping them in my heart today. We did it joe

Emma

I’m 1 min but I’m commenting to say I love bobs outfit too lmao

Allie

BoMo bickering is like a warm hug and comfy blanket.

jessica bw

Born and raised in South Carolina and seersucker is a Southern thing. The material is light and thin, making it suitable for how stupid-hot it gets down here in the spring and summer.

Kamry Goodwin

As a Southerner I can vouch that seersucker is a southern US thing

Nita

it's how quickly it devolved into a fight for me. 🤣

Nita

The poor guests on this show 😂😂

Riley Wynkoop

Yaaayyy matteo!!!

W.S.

Lmaaaoooo I know it’s sibling “rivalry” but sometimes you be arguing over the colour of the sky 🤣

Frida Sapphic

What has Monet mad for the second week in a row damn poor Bob 😂

Riley Wynkoop

Y'all are one on this day! Here for it!

Scott Bazemore

Bob the coach purse can only take in so many of the sound vibrations #furnishbobshome2021

Stephanie

We need the video of Bobs body slamming!!

multiculturist

Am I the only one who has access to the ad-free version but continues to listen to ad-supported because they enjoy the ads too?

Bryan Mukama

Monet randomly calling Chaka a crack head ☠️

jguy

Monet is on one today mama🤣🤣🤣

Devin DeSeta-Howard

Seersucker is extremely southern. We don't wear that up north

Adrienne Arnold

Cruella was amazing !!!!!!!

Cristian Santiago

This was wonderful! Love seeing Bob laugh at himself ;-)

Um, so…I think we should discuss Bob’s vocals improving👀Bob may have found his timbre cause the little improvised song was CUTE. Am I alone?

dylanlately

I would honestly recommend watching Cruella 100% - it’s honestly v iconic and the Dalmatian story is more nuanced/interesting than that! Please review dolls xoxo

Seersucker is as southern as sweet tea.

Why do your Nick impressions sound like Squidward?! 😆 And you REALLY need to watch Cruella for that Dalmatian context 🤣 As a die-hard Disney fan, I can confirm that the film is poppin'!

R S

Please do an episode about Scientology!

Samanthaevelyn

I believe that Bob is secretly taking voice lessons behind all of our backs👀 that Vanessa Williams was really good!

Kia wells

Also please post the body slam vid I can’t find it anywhere on the interweb

Conor Williams-Bloodworth

Lots of promised Patreon exclusives in this ep…

Conor Williams-Bloodworth

okay Monet was right about the seersucker but that argument was next level iconery.

Adam Lawrence

I’m barely into the episode and I already can’t stop laughing! This is why we love them 😂

Kia wells

"but apologizing when you've done nothing wrong does make you stupid" lmaooo

Sean

this was so fun! basically monet and mateo exposing how bob is as a friend lol

aina

Yasssss Monet dragging bob! around 3:27 I'm gagged! mop the floor lmao

Sean

it’s the profile picture for meeeee lmfao

Y’all have to post the body slam video

Dante Arias

Bob the body slam queen

GioB.

I love the outfit though

kittygirlineedsomehelp

Bob your outfit is amazing, you look stunning ❤️

ITS HAPPENING!!! ITS HAPPENING 🚨🚨🚨

*checks seersucker article on wikipedia* not this bitch monet being right LMAO

Gregory G

Omg 🤣

Ki Bagby

Please post that video Monét!!!

Christopher Johnson

Also Cruella was featured more so in the book that inspired the movie as well. Sorry I just really LOVE Cruella. It was quite good.

Christopher Johnson

I absolutely loved this episode, all of you were amazing the whole time, little side note is miss Monét tired or sleepy cause sis looked a bit out of it.

CRUELLA IS SOOOOOO GOOOOOD!!!!!! Please watch it and re-critiqué it. Lol

Christopher Johnson

https://youtu.be/z84QdJlPpHE Patti LaBelle clip.

Christopher Johnson

Bob we use “Copy” a lot in the military!!!

Christopher Johnson

Kesha has 0 Grammys

Eric Wong

I haven't watched this yet but I can't tell you enough how excited I am on Tuesday nights when it hits midnight to be able to listen to these as I go to sleep. It's a lovely surprise.

Emily Rose Smith

Bob that reenactment of Liza from that video sent me💀💀😂🤣

Starting on 100😂😂

https://youtu.be/rt_-yHkkhxM

Your video with Matteo’s was one of my favorite’s when i first watched you on YouTube. I know this is gonna be a good one!

We need an episode with Nick!

Eric Wong

phew i cannot WAIT to go home & dive into thisss 😍

That Bill Clinton joke got me looking crazy at work 🤣🤣 Booooob 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Luxx

This opening is SO chaotic I love it

love you bob and monet!!! <3 sibling rivalry has always given me a reason to smile and laugh and for that I am forever thankful

thatguyysamm

FINALLY!!! My king is back

Hey queens love you 😘😘😘😘😘😘

I love you guys! Happy pride!

that person who comments on every post about wanting matteo back on must be so happy right now

I was watching the X Change rate episode with Bob and right at the part when they pulled out the crickets, when Bob grabbed Monet's hand and walked off, I got the patreon notification

ARCHER

😂

jguy

YAAAAYYYYYYY 🏳️‍🌈❤️

YASSSS AFTER MONTHS OF ASKING FOR IT IT FINALLY CAME

Sibling Gabe