Colleen's Bath Time (Early Upload)

Not Monet collecting the nail trimmings on her nightstand instead of just wiping them on the towel 😂

those tiny meows when she cuts her nails 🥺

Moneeeeeeeeeet!!! Can you finish your Bette Midler story please 😭 I was so excited listening to it and then we never got the end

I’ve watched this twice because Monet is a loving cat mom like me 😂

Lala's London (Layla)

She is so cute. She is smol

Danielle Palazzolo

awwww you're such a good cat parent!!! and colleen is a sweet angel

omg so sweet. this did make my cats go crazy though

awww she is so precious!!!

Kristina

she did so good!! 🥺

I might be late buttttt....There are these things called “claw caps” that you can have put on her claws so she don’t accidentally box you in the mouth again and draw blood

Shyla

She is so tiny I love her

desirae

Does Colleen have sweaters to keep her warm?? I have a onesie sweater for my italian greyhound in the Gucci Blooms print—I feel like Colleen could rock a similar diva-style 😘

I've had a sphynx for 8 years, we currently just found out she has HCM. (please get her scanned, I put it off forever because of the cost) Anyways, you're doing great with Colleen! One tip I have found works for me, is to use a sock on my hand as a washrag during bathtime.

Also, please don’t listen to those uneducated comments on YouTube. I had to block a couple of people honey. You are doing right by Colleen, don’t let anybody tell you otherwise! I much prefer hanging with the Patreon commenters, what a breath of fresh air! LOL!

I Stan a Repurposing Queen with that Aquafina Cup!!

Nat Jax

My heart!!! <3 <3

J Brodo

Come thru miss.colleen

Alyssa H

The only YouTube I consume faster than sibling rivalry is PetTuber content! Love u monet! 💓

Colleen is such a diva, just like her mother <3

anthony w.

This is so cute! I love watching Monét with Colleen. We demand more!

Omg my two kittens were searching for the cat in distress. Then I felt like I would bathe them lol. It went well 😒

how often do you bathe her?

Madeleine

Not Monét torturing Colleen with 20 minute baths. Then taking her out to flip and dip her like she's in a lip sync performance 🤣🤣

Thanks Monet ❤️

I wish I had someone to bathe me 😔 SN: My cat was on high alert this entire video searching for the other cat 😂

Wow I thought the hairlessness made sphinxes easy. Thanks for the warning lol

LeiLei

Wow, a sphinx is a full commitment. This is SO sweet!

So cute.

🥺😍🥰

maria

not able to see :(((

Not then calling her out on the fleshlight!!!!!! XDD

Monet did you take it down cause your fleshlight was visible? Its all good. We dont care

Such a good mommy! PLEASE do a review of the Litter Robot 🙏🏼

video is offline :(

Fredrica Antwi

Awww. This was a cute video. Not sure why it's private now. Also, I just got a password, but no link to join anything.

Denise Rodriguez

How you gonna insult dogs like that!? 😂😂

Monet destroyed Colleen

Francis

colleen's waiting for her royalty agreement to get signed before allowing the video to be posted publicly

Jenny Horowitz

Somebody getting fired! Why is the video private? 🥲

I’m disappointed. I wanna see this so bad!

Elizabeth Querusio

When I saw the email for this, I started SQUEALING! Colleen, what a great name for a little tiny kitty meow meow!

Elizabeth Querusio

How you gonna upload a video and make it private?? lol

Monet only posts when she knows I am asleep.

Private for me too!

Am I too late to watch this? Why is it private?

Uggh private

errr why private? cant view it

Monet why is the video on private?

Why is it private I just saw it as soon as it dropped it was a cute vid!

Memohh

It's showing up as private for me too :(

Video is private? Idk what to do

Camil Huberdeau

why cant i see :(

KimiLive

why is it private????

God I love Patty

this was so wholesome damn near asmr to me

benjamin surrette

Ok. But can Bob tell my future next. Last week: “next week Olivia will reveal she was bullied that one time”...

Simone

youtube boutta tear that ass up monet 😭😭

Carlos Garcia

i’m so here for you being a cat lover we need more representation bc cats are literally the gays of the animal kingdom if we’re being real dogs are literally straight men they make me sick

benjamin surrette

Gonna? Did! Lol

soCreigh

We need an apartment tour please monet

Breezy

i'm watching with my cat and she's trying to figure out where the hell those meows are coming from hahaha

This is the wholesome content I’m here for 🙌 Though I am SHOCKED there wasn’t a WAP joke 🤣

Vanessa Lambe

Gurl. My cat did that same thing to my lip a few months back and I was like, "BETRAYED!" I wasn't even doing anything bad to him. He just got tired of me holding him and was like WHACK! I think it was actually a bite. :(

Denise Rodriguez

Us patreons stay fed 🤤

Evaristo

She is so cute when she is sad. :( My cat, btw, is not having any of this cat noises in the house business even if the other cat is just on the internet.

Denise Rodriguez

You are so brave. I have never given my cat a bath. I would pay any amount of money to have someone else be the bad guy and then I get to swoop in at the end like, "Oh, my poor baby! What are those horrible people doing to you! Mommy will save you!!!!"

Denise Rodriguez

Not fucking tamishaaa 😭😭😭😭

Yes, a cat DOES need all those bubbles!

Jennifer

Monet: if you’re clipping your cat’s nails and they’re screaming you’re doing it wrong Colleen: HELP MEEE NIGGAAAAA CALL 9-11

and if they are fussy for the eye/nose crusties, a damp cloth works great

For anyone who struggles with cat baths - I have found that with most cats it is easier to put the cat in the tub first, then start to fill with water. I find its a lot less stressful for them as there isnt that moment of picking them up and trying to wrangle them into the tub of water.

awww she did so good!

Colleen is absolutely adorable!!! And you can tell just how much you love each other 💞

Every time it fast forwarded I jumped. 😂 super cute video ❤️

Anna Girling

This is what I needed today 😭 you can tell she loves you ❤️

Lauren Tunstall

I do the same thing, with the Qtip, when I clean my pugs face lol. I use huggie wipes too, for the creases in her face. Pugs have loads of crevices.

Rebekah

Miss Colleen's GRWM

Carly

Omg she was such a good kitty for it. You can tell she is more or less very accustomed to this. Monet you are such a good kitty parent

Rothman Reyes

SO the pussy is showing the pussy. Colleen is so cute! I feel like it was just yesterday that you got her. Thanks Patty for taping everything so we can enjoy this moment. (My small dog does the same thing; tries to jump out, shakes, etc)

Rebekah

how old is miss colleen?

Was that a Dasani water bottle cut in half as a rinse cup? Ok crafty queen! No seriously you are so good with Colleen. Such a good mommy

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen!

Such a caring cat parent! Can't believe I got to close out my week watching a drag queen bathe a bald kitty. Quality content for sure.

A Sexton

Very well behaved kitty! My cats be pulling matrix moves tryna get outta my arms 😂

Colleen is so cute! I enjoyed watching this haha

Honestly I didn’t expect to enjoy this as much as I did. But Colleen really provided the content. I’m here for it.

Emma

i love being called monet's mofo ♥️

didn't think I would be so invested in this video 💀..I'm not gonna say Im offended BUT how dare you not show us Colleen enjoying her peanut butter treat 😂😂. Such an informative video

Adriiaannn

Colleen is so precious! 😍😍😍

Monet who takes care of Colleen when you go to other places or do you take her with you everywhere?

why did that -74 degrees- SEND ME

Carlotta

only you could make me watch a hairless cat being washed

Not Colleen licking the fleshlight 😂

Cats are so ✨dramatic✨ Mine fully harpooned me when I was trying to put her back in the carrier at the vet one time

Bath every 1-2 weeks. Two of my cats I don't worry about trimming their nails but the one who's up in my business all the time she gets them done about once a month

They do but hairless cats get really oily skin and need baths too

Truly a thing I never though I would watch, and yeah I did

Monet pronounces hair like ears and ears like hair lol.

Nephele

Colleen was holding on for dear life. She has a cute meow though.

Mel8235

Wow one of my cats never lets me trim her nails like that - I can only do 1-2 nails a day 🤣 Colleen looks like such a sweat heart 🥺🥺

You moisturizing Colleen like a true West Indian mom.

Gifty K

#FreeColleen

JonathanTiki

Colleen! This is the quality content I signed up for ❤

Pup James

✍🏾Trim ✍🏾nails ✍🏾before ✍🏾 bathing ✍🏾cat 😾

More Patti and Colleen content!! This was so cute

I was really hoping I wasn’t the only to notice

Not monet licking that q-tip after cleaning out eye boogers!

AHH I love this, as a Cat dad myself I have a couple of helpful tips that have at least helped me with bathing cats. 1) wear layers fr. Like two sweaters LMAOO 2) ya more water is better and usually they’ll just sit in there after they realize what’s going on 3) if you have an extra set of hands use them LOL one cat sometimes can be a lot so when pattie isn’t recording have him hold Colleen while you wash, it’s so much faster and easier ✨ love you monet & pattie

Here I am spending my Friday watching a drag queen give her hairless cat a bath and I love it

this is colleens villain origin story 😂

Sibling Gabe

Colleen is adorable . end of storyyyyyy

Kenya E

Colleen is so cute bby

aina

Is that a jeffree star mirror in the background, JK

Lorna Cox

Awww I loved this clean up vid and Colleen!! She’s so sweet ❤️

Ayomikun Ismail

Why Monet have a webcam on her nightstand?!

I think this bath would be peta approved, you know your shit. ♥️ Something I’ve tried was turning the shower on, aiming the shower head straight down so it’s not spraying in the whole tub, and plugging the drain. The steamy environment helps to keep them warm, and the cats seem to enjoy the gentle spray from the auxiliary sprayer, like a very warm rainy environment. pro tip: groomers put cotton balls in their ears to make sure water doesn’t get into the ear canal. Love you and Coleen to pieces, Freddie and Ygritte say “meow” 😹

Squeaky_Fromage

This was so soothing and adorable! I wish my dog could be that calm when getting his nails trimmed. You are a great pet parent Monét

Wow, I'm filing this under "things I learned today". I thought cats groomed themselves. I kept have flashbacks to the Friends sphynx cat episode "The One with the Ball"- Joey: "That is not a cat." Rachel: "Yes, it is." Ross: "Why is it inside-out?"

Dr. Pamela Chollet

Not colleen’s ‘get ready with me’ video

Joshua Hunt

Tip for bathing your cat: use a small bucket so that she can "Stand up" and hold on to the edge and still be fully submerged. Cats like to have their front paws out - and also you won't need to fill your whole bathtub up, just a bucket.

Also. Monet. Your smile is RADIANT. wow.

E B

Awh Colleen! I had no idea they were so much work!!

E B

Not Monet just leaving her fleshlight out

RJ

The way she calmed down once she was bundled up and getting cuddles from you was so sweet!!

colleen's belly makes me so happy

Victoria

Colleen is EVERYTHING!!!

This was everything.....Baby Spa Day ❤💕

Colleen is sooo cute!! 🥰

This is just precious! Colleen is such a good kitty! My cat heard her meows of distress and came running into the room to make sure Colleen was okay. I assured her that Colleen was being a good girl getting all clean and purdy!

Jenn D.

not the fleshlight 😂

Uggghhhh Colleen is so precious! My big fat boy Mac watched this with me lol. He was very intrigued.

Kayla Haynes

Monét you are just the cutest thing ever i love your little squeals lmao

your sweatshirt is fire

Joia G

Monet!!!! We gotta see Colleen get a treat next time ♥️

_gzuku

Colleen is so cute. You should definitely do more videos with her.

This is the exact content I needed today! 😍

Mitch did da damn thang on "Arrogant", btw. 🧜🏿‍♀️🐚 please tell him and Tamisha, "Y'all did dat ding dere." 🌟👐🏿🌟

blkcowrie

I've seen people use these Johnson baby wipes for sensitive skin for ears and around the face and underarms. The ones with no fragrance. Usually for like touch up cleaning between baths.

can you fit I that tub Monet lmao

jguy

This is adorableeee mo! 🧡

Joey Beaver

sooo cute and informative 📖🧐. I love the commitment to colleen’s hygienic ~experience~. So fucking sweet!!

The part where Coleen came out of the bath reminded me so much of the baby Voldermort meme,https://memebase.cheezburger.com/tag/creepy-baby-voldemort

Colleen ❤️❤️

LAV

Aaaahhhhhh soooo cute🥺💕

I know I wanted to see Colleen get her treat at the end

Georgia

Aww so sweet. My mum's cat had never been so close to me as when she was gripping me for dear life as I walked her to her bath. Broke my heart too! But you know cats are unhappy when they're dirty so it's necessary but still awwww!

RefriedBeansUK

But did she get her treat after????? She was so good!!

Monet really just washed miss Colleen with a rag like a black mum wash her kids 🤣❤️

Made my cat watch this so she can be grateful she doesn’t have to take baths... she was so worried for Colleen! But it’s ok, I can tell she really loves you and trusts you even as she scratches your face off.

Caitlin C

These comments are worth as much as the content they give.

Monet tysm for this video it was so interesting <3

Ryan Mortenson

🥺 This is so adorable!!! Amazing parenting skills ❤️

Sarah St. Michael

“How tall are you on all fours 🤪” 😂

Dru Taylor

Colleen is actually very cute and well behaved too

Georgia

AWWWWW

Staci Ertel

She is adorable! Even when she popped you in your mouth 😍 You just can't be mad at cats

Jasmine

Ok so I resubscribed to Patreon for the Tamisha-Kandy Untucked drama, but I’m sticking around for Colleen. Her cute little face closing her eyes getting her nails done at the 🧽 spa, my heart 🥺❤️

Matthew Potter

She is so good! This is adorable 😍

My cat would never!

Liljaymay

Not “Mofos” 😂

She’s so cute bob needs to give her another chance

Gigi B.

not you calling colleen "the subject" .... LMAO

I love this! But this is exactly why I clip claws on both my cats FIRST and foremost so I’m not getting shredded while I’m bathing them LOL! Make sure you clip her nails beforehand, even if you do it the night before. I have one cat that is well behaved in the tub, but the other is a fighter!!! 😂😂 Great video, love Miss Colleen!

How often do you have to do this? When I get my own place I want a cat like this so bad:(

Colleen is gonna whoop Monet’s ass... Calling it now

This video quality is tops 😂

KSolstice

I’m so ready to see Monet attacked by someone other than bob

William

We love an early upload!

jessica bw