The One About the President

Bob won a gift card for glasses on his season, why y'all had to buy him glasses again ? 😂😂😂😂

W.S.

The joy in this episode is contagious.

J Lo's whole career is a lip sync but that's another story

lindsey gueye

I am 100% here for an Inaugural remake of Get Me Bodied!!!

Rayshaun Chalmers

Hey Bob, I believe most state congressional bodies also have an office of the sargeant at arms (and usually an office for each chamber). In my state, this office is largely responsible for the chamber’s protocol (distribution of proposed legislation, scheduling, time and records keeping, etc) but for the US Senate, the office holds both a protocol and law enforcement function. These are the unknown folks you see at inauguration and during high-profile Congressional functions making everything work behind the scenes. And everyone is acting currently bc the previous sargeants were let go following the attack on Jan 6.

I would have to disagree with Monet about JLO, in the Hispanic community, she is known for her singing more then acting

Adrian Zavala

Shake and go pony tails for the win

I'm about the same age as Monet and love how she fumbled on America's population and rationalized it by how many people voted. I feel so much pressure to be a smart adult who knows all and this reminds me its ok to not always know shit you "should know".

M

I had the same fear Monet had of something happening to Biden or Harris during the inauguration or on the way out and I really could not keep my eyes on the TV. I had to turn away like every 10 seconds because I was nervous as hell

Joia G

RuPaul for President #fracking4everyone 😂

Emmanuel Quiroz

You should ask TS Maddison to be on the show

Monet saying Bob only wears fake glasses despite needing prescription lenses WHEN HER GLASSES ON HER FACE HAVE LITERALLY NO LENSES AT ALL LMAO she really looked us dead in the camera through the air between her frames hahhaha

I bought mine! https://store.berniesanders.com/products/chairman-sanders-crewneck?variant=32787050004551

Eric Wong

Monet asking if Bernie did makeup tutorials was the best thing I heard all week

You got me with the Mary J Blige bit!

Amanda Nguyen

The "arm out of his back" broke me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I need some sibling rivalry merch!

I enjoy you both so much... The more I watch, the more 1. I fall deeply in love with Bob, and 2. I realize the depth of Monet's bullshit artistry!!!

rebecca wagner

Monét was in such a good mood this episode, love this energy queen <3

Beatrix

Oh, they didn't get live practice due to the trump fuckery! It was cold yes!!!

Love y'all - but just wanna point out a few things to hold Biden's feet to the fire for: 1. He cancelled the largely completed Keystone XL pipeline - can he do the same with the very much in construction Dakota Access Pipeline? 2. He froze interest and collections on student loans - can he abolish them altogether? 3. While his cabinet is the most diverse in history, many of his appointees - like General Lloyd Austin who was just appointed to Pentagon Chief - have very direct ties to industries with vested interests in shaping policy. General Austin has the distinction of currently serving on the board of Raytheon, a major weapons manufacturer, despite a law that requires at least seven years of separation from invested industries before being able to take the civilian job (though this hasn't stopped other appointees from other administrations). His other crucial appointees are largely similar in this respect - including many of the ones Bob named. Will he promote any non-industry people to crucial positions?

Bernie got his gloves by a TEACHER!!! they gave it to him as a gift!!

My first presidential vote was Gore. I’m 35

FeiztyLeo (Jayson)

Top Toot of the Week goes to Bernie Sanders

The Joe Jog, aaayyyeeee!!!

Gifty K

It’s ok Bob. I’m ATL Born and raised and don’t talk Ike my sister lol. Most can’t tell I’m from Atl try just know I’m southern

FeiztyLeo (Jayson)

This was so good. I laughed so hard I cried.

Rattlin_Bones

The ATLien in me squealed hearing Bob’s Justin impression at 13:45😂😂😂

Precious

when monet asked if bernie‘s doing makeup tutorials 😂😂😂

saj da

Ok because of my profession I have come to find that no, men in their 70's aren't typically gettin down.

Who still uses "hispanic" to describe our people. 😪

Best Bernie Sanders impression EVER, Bob! Redeemed yourself - Dance Challenge! Love y'grrl!

Just the laugh I needed.

Alex Johnson

I don’t know how Bob missed the “Let’s Get Loud” add on from J.Lo. That’s all anybody talked about.

Mel8235

Bob, we are the same age. You did not vote for Gore in 2000, cousin. You were 14!

Not you guys taking Bernie out of the Senate 🤣 He's still there and now the chairman of the Budget Committee! 💰 This episode was hilarious though, as always.

After this episode I just had to subscribe to your patreon. Love you both!

This was sucha great episode thanks you two😘😘😘

Rosie Goldstein

I swear Monét’s favorite word is navigate 😩

multiculturist

Can we see you record one of your podcast ads that appear on Spotify? Sounds like you both have a blast!

The building thing during the inauguration makes sense...esp. after the JFK assassination.

Ashley Walker

Oh God, please no.

That guy is a jerk. *hug*

Denise Rodriguez

Loved this. Ya'll crack me up. Michelle's side eye look from last inauguration has been my phone's background screen for four years. Think it's time to change it! Also, totes agree with Monet that this wasn't Gaga's best and it was totally weird for JLo to bust out with Let's get loud. And, Garth wearing jeans. Lordt. Also, Aretha's hat! It had it's own twitter! I was at the 2008 inauguration and I was close enough to the building, but on the ground, so I couldn't see ANYTHING from my angle. Anything...except, Aretha's hat sticking up higher than everything else. Bless that hat!

Denise Rodriguez

Soooo, all this talk of politics, and voting and we aren’t gonna talk about the landslide victory of Monet being voted a better dancer?

Empress Akilah

caf rocks not so much the snot snort

also i’m italian born in rome and it’s pronounced skiaparelli monet lmao

maria

i’m down for bob with three arms think of the choreo possibilities

maria

no nerves detected on gaga just pure joy

Cristian Santiago

Bob the Drag Queen turned Bob the Gay President

and i get a free ticket for advocating this

Jenny Horowitz

YOU REALIZE YOU HAVE TO PRODUCE THE BLACK HOCUS POCUS NOW RIGHT??

Jenny Horowitz

Monet says the craziest things. I'm still shook about her thinking Mexico was south america.

Kevin Erwin

lmao

oop...did I miss something?

Jacob, get your shit together🙄😒

🅙🅑🅐

The Bernie Sanders Youtube made me scream at the top of my lungs cackling while driving. Let's get into it!!!

The fact that Bob was right about Elliots microagressions.....

VaporwaveDreams

Let’s get loud! 😂

JennyfromtheBrook

💀 @ Jimmy Carter's knees popping on the plane😩

Jewell Singletary

True! Part of the reason why gaga wearing Schiaparelli was such a huge statement within the context of that rivalry is because one of those two women designed the uniforms for the higher-ranking members of the SS. (Hint: It wasn't Elsa.)

I mean, a reality where Bob was born with an extra arm sticking out of his back would be interesting 😭

in 8 years joe Biden gonna look like this https://images.app.goo.gl/pvfe3ormNAyVGqz89

Shane McConnell

As someone who is from the same part of the Bronx as Jlo, I can verify that she comes from a poor part of the Bronx lol. Shout out Castlehill!

Sedrik

i just had some old white man yell "DONT WALK AWAY FROM ME YOU LITTLE FUCKING GOOK" at me without a mask on as i was walking home with my groceries, and watching yall is making me feel so much better :')

anthony w.

The Bible that Kamala Harris swore in on was Thurgood Marshall's

Sebastian Patino

Yeah, also in Michelle’s book, she makes it clear she has no desire for anything political....

first thing i thought ll

Maryse

Frankie Grande for gay president

Amanda Gorman was the first National Youth Poet Laureate, a title she earned in 2017

Christopher Morillo

i was relistening to the one about the holidays, and bob literally predicted that there would be a coup...her mind

Jared Grumney

Bob The Drag Queen for first Queer President!

Iskandar (they, them)

Not Monet thinking that the US voting turnout is 100%.

Iskandar (they, them)

y’all fill me w so much joy 💗💗💗💗 ps y’all are glowing!!! both of y’all have such beautiful skin 💗💗💗💗

ayomide odumosu

Not Bob telling us that a 73-year-old woman is probably older than our grandmas. Fuck my 71-year-old mum's constantly gardening, power-walking, yoga-going drag, I guess. 😂

Iskandar (they, them)

Monet, children can’t vote. 🤣🤣🤣

Kelly

Also, Monet is fully going to photoshop a pair of glasses on a baby pic

Ok so i just watched the preview for this weeks episode and how Miss Tamisha put DOWN Miss Eliott. Girl this is just going to make Bob love Tamisha more 😂

Bernie shoula been Blac Chyna.

Morticia Baddams

This might be my favorite podcast episode ever. Y'all were on fire with the banter and jokes.

Victorhugo Romero

That episode was insanely entertaining. You guys were feeling positive vibes and they were oozing from you. Thanks for an awesome hour

Devin Beverly

I so needed this today - this was a hysterical podcast. Y'all on fire with these jokes and comments. Thanks for making a bad day better!

Oh my god, Monet and Bob not knowing the brilliance of Elsa Schiaparelli (rival to Coco Chanel, icon of surrealist fashion) absolutely kills me.

Monét you pronounced Schiaparelli correctly!

I'm Bob's age and was yelling "John Kerry" at my screen 😂

22:33 - Monet, I was absolutely and fully worried about the same thing. I am so glad everything went smoothly. I prayed we weren't going to hear gunshots

I really wanted to see the looks on screen as yall analysed them😢😭

Ida-Hoe here

If the first President Bob voted for was was Al Gore .... Then Bob is lying about their age. 😂

Clint Richardson

Not me listening to this from Montana... lmao

Maddy

Obama in Hawaii looking kinda good tho 😏 And NOT Bob thinking Trump was in office for 8 years 🤣

I lold... not on Twitter anymore so thanks for this... and also Elliott, what's good? Like really? I didn't know black girl magic=aggressive and not elegant

Deekal10

https://youtu.be/XIM0ONGyTi4 Bob cussing like this reporter!!!

Christopher Johnson

Bob loves Bernie Sanders ... But don't know nothing about him. 😂

Clint Richardson

Okay so no tea but could you post the videos on Patreon before the release on itunes 🥺? I essentially listen to the podcast the second I get the notification and by the time the video comes out I’ve already heard the pod...

I love Betty White if you have Netflix please watch her Documentary it is so very good. She has contributed so much to television I had no idea until I saw it. Its called Betty White First Lady of Television.

Just started but have to say I love all Bob’s clothes.

Erin Barnes

I too have had the same thought as to how Bob would be if he fully grew up in NY!

Thanks for the meal moms!

Kayla Haynes

its the top toot of the week for me LMAO

CYREEL

Yay! Been looking forward to this episode 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾

Stacey

Yes I’ve been anticipating this😄😄😄

damn i just listened to the podcast 😅 later again

aina

i was so prepared to not get the video for this audio today god bless y'all and the editor :')

joey

Bernie’s mittens were handmade and gifted to him from a constituent. Miss Bernie wearing CUSTOM COUTURE, mommas! TOOT!

Laakea

I love y’all 🤣

Karma

not the obama puerto vallarta impression I- 💀💀💀

Owen

just in time for my workout omg y’all have no idea how much y’all distract me during this and get me through it i love you 😭

also, Bob and Pepp's clip showed up in the comments responding to this wild shit Elliott with 2 T's (and no sense) said: https://twitter.com/lookover_there/status/1352056117187260416

CYREEL

Werk

Silas Chester

oh lovely!

jaysha

Omg 😱 I'm here on first minute.. 👑👑🎉🎉😍😍

Zoejai Attoh

Right on time. Love to see it.

YUPPPP

ok now i can get in drag while i watch this

CYREEL

Right on time!

Damn I just opened up my Patreon and here my Queens are !