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Bob with 2 B’s

This looks like the old pics you find of ya mama back in the day

Oh great—a purse...

When you're about to sign an autograph and the person tells you how much they love you in a show you were not on.

With her starting of with... “THIS IS CRAZY!”

Alexa play Donna Summer - MacArthur Park

When the date is going amazing , but they ask you to get the bill..

So you really gonna act cute in front of your lil friends?...

Do I look like you mommy, bitch?

LOL MONEEEET! You're soooo shady lol.

CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLEEE

Marcus Parker

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Donnie Chanel

When you roll up to the gig and they ask when you plan on getting ready

Love the Shopping Bag

Sawft

Jonathan Rojas

wait the hair is such a serve

When you get a gift you didn’t want during White Elephant

Drew Joseph

When you lose

Gabe

When you just wanna to get yo shit and leave

When you open your present on Christmas morning and it's a Michael "Coors" bag.

Jenn D.

Bob The Clayton County/NYC Queen

maria

That look when you forget your duane reade membership rewards card

Eamonn

"Bob recieves her first purse"

Francis

“Mama... this is garbage.” The irony of that statement with what Bob is wearing.

“Boo! Bitch I’m a ghost”

The moment you realize that Duane Reade is paying you in Duane Reade

Can we all agree that Bob needs to recreate this look

Christopher M Ramos

LMFAOOOOOO

“It is a known fact that women do carry an evening bag at dinner time. You see it in the hood. I don’t know why you all gagging.”

Christopher Johnson

When nev schulman calls you asks you why you been catfishing people

Devon Hunt

Taylor swift standing while Kanye took the mic tease

This is how Michelle looked at Beyoncé

“Fuck that bitch”

KimiLive

They ask you how you are and you say you're fine but you're not fine

Aaron Salisbury

You can fix the mirror but you’ll still see that mother fucking crack in that mother fucking mirror

When trade says he didn't like the session

Larissa

In the tone of Bob doing a Monet impression: I'M BOB... PACK IT UP DUHHHHH

That's the look you give when Amazon deliver one small eyeshadow in a box the size of the moon filled with scrunched up paper, hopes and dreams

Lauren Ruth Skelton

"You gagged for Plastique Tiara, ladies and gentleman presenting Plastique Bag!!!"

Lauren Ruth Skelton

"oh y'all not goin be cheering no more when i wop this purse upside your head" *proceeds to put it in the box to make it extra sharp & painful*

this has very "HAHAHA 😐" energy

“Do you ever feel like a plastic bag...?”

All I see is messy man

Jake Jan Cook

"Ok. I see that. I see that she's there covered in fucking mirrors and I'm over here doing my best. When will my best be good enough? All I fucking want is just for someone to look at me the way I look at myself in the mirror. It's not fair. It's not fucking fair. I made this effort. This was supposed to be my moment. But there she goes mirrors spackled on her. I bet she doesn't have any make up under that. Cunt. I'm having McDonald's after this."

Ante Grković

when monet decides to also become a youtuber

Gaby

You know she is looking at Titania Steele thinking, "I hope this bitch gets cut da fuq up, mirror lookin ass bitch stealing the spotlight from my garbage dres-, duane reade coutur- bob macky INSPIRED fashion statement." Alternate title: Latrice Royale Prison Realness

Drake Mathews

welcome to the stage: kitten withawhip!

Shit, did i leave the stove on?

Tykori Saunders

check out the official FIRST, “purse first”

Luna

This Duane Reade bag is human mama, this is $450, that mirror is $35. Shake and go.

Squeaky_Fromage

When you prep and he talked a big dick game and the dick small

Is this the preview for the Wesley snipes makeup tutorial?

kskaj

When that fart you thought was a fart wasn't....

Ohh I can’t BELIEVE he regifted this to ME!

When someone eats your leftovers that you were planning on taking for lunch.

Giselle Brown

When he takes his mask off and you see the other half of his face...

Giselle Brown

when someone asks for a bite but you’re watching them devour your entire plate of food

When you realize it wasn't just a fart...

when he stops answering your calls/text 5 mins before he was suppose to pick you up ...

Alexa play Whitney Houston 'When You Believe ft. Mariah Carey'

“I know good and goddamn well I didn’t lose to this ole tin man lookin heifer!”

Es Dub

Bob when he loses the all winner’s season

After a long night a hookin...

GSmith

Our girl had this pageant in the bag in only the most literal sense

The moment you decide you’re gonna have a full breakdown when you get home

Austin

"Let them eat Honey Buns."

yarpyarp

Is this from paegent where bob cried when he lost :(

Naaman Brown

Can I speak to the manager? This purse clearly goes with this box and can be returned!

Ari

When he says: Now clap.

"This garbage bag is really uncomfortable.....Let me show this bitch what I can do with a purse when I dont come 1st"

“This is craaaazy. This is insane”

"I could pull that one thread sticking out and see what happens..."

"Bitch bout to look rusty once I poor some water on her"

"Mama, this is garbage... like, for real."

R S

Baps the Shequel: The purse didn't come first

Rocio Godoy

when Trixie and Katya join Stereo

M JM

🎼 I’m starin’ at the man in the mirror...🎶

The moment Sisyphus watches all his hard work go rolling down the hill.

Christopher Ganey

When you catch your reflection in the winners outfit and realise your look ain’t shit

“When you don’t walk in the room purse first”

Collin Kehoe

“Iiiiiight. I’ma head out.”

When you leave the house and try to remember if you left the stove on

David Rocha

Will someone please hold my bag(s)

Guy

Mama, this is garbage

Guy

Brought out my good purse for this shit. Disco ball lookin bitch..

“Well fuck my drag huh?”

Joshua Legér

"Was it even fashion?"

Andrea Davis

When you think your halloween costume is going to be the most creative and see 3 bitched wearing the same thing

The hood baby mama at Xmas: “So you got me a piece of shit bag knowing you ain’t paid child support in 2 months?!”

I don't necessarily have a caption for this but I know William and Alaska are rolling in their graves because where are you're nails BOB?!

Scott Bazemore

when you find out drag on a dime is apparently “your thing”

You get to your friends house and you see they ordered Pizza Hut instead of Dominos....

Audrey Sizemore

Stuck with your republican uncle for secret Santa and he gives you a pro trump 2020 fact sheet .

“She did not look sickening tonight darling, did you see makeup?! It was terrible!”

Bob: "Oh, The Fracking?" Ru:

THIS👏 IS👏 WI👏L👏D

Alyssa H

When you get your “sickening supply of Anastasia Cosmetics”

“When you thought 2020 was gonna be your year”

joesteezy

When you realise it isn’t the fracking or fashion

Wait, did she actually get a Mommy Makeup kit as a prize?!? 😂🤣😂

TW Abney

When seeing you’re own disappointment makes you even more disappointed

Bob was ready to snatch the mirrors off Titania 😂

Andrea Davis

“Living large and taking charge big boyyyyeeeee”

Deshaun Dennis

When I came in third at the Atlanta Hair Show

“Mama this is trash”

This too maaatch 😂

Hilary Johnson

Blaque by popular demand. "Xscape" from the 90s

that moment when your purse isn't first...

*look like you love it by Elliphant starts playing*

Caleb

✨Put some water in a bucket for this DAP✨

?jaquarious?

For Roberta it wasn't an honor just to be nominated.

Yva

"At least I didn't have to spend any money on my outfit bitch!" -Bob

Okay wait I think you look gorgeous!!!

🙅🏾‍♀️

Tyesse André

🎤 all around me are familiar faces

when you just lost

“Purse Second Place”

Breezy

I had the WAP hair style first!

When it’s not the dick that was advertised

Bob is one second away from : “Cut the CAMERAS ! DEADASS!”

Tyesse André

“I gotta go girl, Duane needs this dress back by 11” 😂

Darnell Lee

The moment bob realized he’d lose a pageant to Monet

A lady do carry a handbag for her handbag

“Act like you like it, Act like you like it”

Sebastian Patino

Lemme put this purse back in the box chile

lilcczar89

how did this c3p0 looking bitch win over me

When you are topping and you start to smell something suspicious

Terrah Card

When you walk in a bar and nobody is fucking with your fuck me pumps

Jordan mckinley

🙅

Purse second?

Harley Blane