Season 4 Episode 2--The One About New York

late comment but never too late for gun safety. Finger off the trigger until ready to shoot. but ARMS should be straight cause it will kick back, and if its not loaded, pretend it is.

jordan simen

You single😌😍?

mathew edme

The blow job joke 😭🤣🤣🤣

NubianGoddess

literally subscribed to the patreon to see Bob's reaction! Good job Jacob & Monet lol

Girl, you don't have to go all the way to the east side to Target. There's one right over the 145th street bridge <3

The best ending to the podcast yet!!😂😂😂

i’m dominican / from washington heights and we do talk like that bob omg 😭😭 it’s def not only in brooklyn!

Oeeff bitch i am the exact same when it comes to bugs, I had chills running down my back listening to the roach story uggghhhhh

This was the funniest fucking episode

Deadass. I live by Fordham Road + Grand Concourse in the Bronx (not far of a drive from the Target Monét was shopping at) and the Dominicans here are outside my building playing their music and their dominoes EVERY DAY. They officially turn up by Thursday and pull AM-ERS until Sunday.

it was not a quata, it was twenny five cents!!!!!!

saj da

I've watched that fake bug thing three times and it is FUNNY!

Denise Rodriguez

Monet: nearly gives Bob a heart attack Also Monet: "This was a FUN episode!"

Iskandar (they, them)

The way it's the truest thing too.

Iskandar (they, them)

Monét! Here’s a link to get a copy! ❤️ Super Mario Bros. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00008979N/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_v4hKFbR5BC7T0

Squeaky_Fromage

Uhmmmm Bob? LOL

XMarqsDaSpot

Fun fact, whistle while you twerk from the ying yang twins, sampled a song from or at least said a lyric from snow white lol. Also in middle school I was called juicy from the pjs cuz I wore a red hoodie and an afro😂😂😂

The most New York thing I've ever seen: I saw a man get stabbed in the neck in broad daylight. I got stranded in upstate NY and had to hitch back to the city. It was a guy, his daughter, and his elderly mom. The mom lived in S. Bronx, so they were taking me to the subway station near there. We were at a traffic light and a car pulled up partly onto the sidewalk, a dude jumped out, stabbed another guy in the neck, jumped back in the car, and it drove off. Dude on the side walk is like, "AAAAAA!!!!!!" The Mom in the front side just pushes her power window button to close the window.

Denise Rodriguez

i believe bob!

Denise Rodriguez

Monet screaming at the end and Bob almost jumping out of the chair was HILARIOUS!

So what neighborhood should I live in when I move to new york?

Are we going to talk about how they uploaded two different podcasts? Lol the Spotify one is different from this one

Terrah Card

Bob defiantly made that story up 😂 he probably dreamt it & thought it was real life... then again white ppl be lying lmaoooo

When Bob raised his hand it made me flinch cuz I would scare my mom like that and it was on sight 😂😂

Such a great episode! Are we all just gonna ignore that manicure segue...High level drag right there

Jose Diego

Not a memeable No-Nose Barbra !?!? rofl

Maryse

it’s all throughout NY. I’m from Freeport LI and we talk like that too lol

Jordan Clarke

Thanks Jacob!

Angie S

I got Super Mario Bros Movie - can send file.

Westgay.... Nothing has been able to replicate it. Boxers Washington Heights is like a cheap version of No Parking.

This was such a good episode

Bliptor

Are you serious, they didn't get out of the cab. They should have all just left and gotten a new cab. They would have saved money too.

Bay Ridge is very Arab and Italian

and the movie that bob is talking about at 42:42 is LITTLE MONSTERS

Bob was so ready to jack🤣🤣🤣🤣 she said cut the camera dead ass

Ok but this was SUCH a good episode

This episode was the best! So many laughs and nostalgia! Little Monsters, The PJs, Hey Arnold! All the memories! And Little Mermaid is the best Disney movie. 🙃

Every week my friend and I say its y'alls funniest episode but this week really was your funniest episode🤣.

W F

if you're referring to the way they said that you could watch legally blonde with kamika and monet, that was an accident! that was a live event on zoom and it wasn't reuploaded. if you're talking about somethin else let me know because i rewatch and listen to these like it's the only show i know about and i might be able to help.

Amber Soto

LOL

I think Alfredo and Dan both are lying and saying “I can’t remember” because they don’t want to get exposed 😜

Krimsin Rose

PLS bob’s instant fightin formation over the fake bug has me rolling

I stan a bug fearing Queen!!

One of the funniest episodes yet!

I love THE Monet X Change’s glow up!! Rewatching episodes from 2018 and WOW her whole drag is elevated!!! ❤️❤️❤️

Cheesy Cheese

Just finished watching this and read the description...now I’m listening to the houses one on Spotify lol. Bless!

do ppl in the uk get limited content on your patreon posts because you make references to videos i can't find on your feed.

This one was so good. Now I don’t have an episode to listen to next week 😢😢😢

not Bob pulling a Robbie Turner with this car story 💀

jeremy

now you guys have to call the get driver if he remembers

Jacob back at it again with the mind of a mastermind <3

lol they are true siblings

I laughed so hard I cried during this one.

Rattlin_Bones

Bob- the movie with flashlights to make the monsters turn into laundry was called Little Monsters staring Fred Savage.

that fake out at the end had me CRYING. bob didn't know who they were goin hit, but it was gonna be someone 😂

Love the two of you!! ❤️😂

Megan Lawson

This is my greatest investment. Love you guys. Amazing episode.

Bob really said “Robbie turner who” w this Uber story 😹

Kathi ayala

STOP when I tell you I screamed

SO FUCKING GOOD. this was a good one and i'm not even finished yet! 5/5 stars

Monet, you have Colleen. If anybody slipped roaches or mice under your door she would hunt them.

Mel8235

OMFG MONET!? BIIITCH I WOULD OF DECKED YO ASS TOO LOL dont scare HA like that!?!

Megan

this episode is so fucking funny. i'm only half way through because i keep rewinding. monet snatching bob's nose hair mid-conversation? also jacob, instantly producing that photo of monet at the empire state building was some of your best work.

Amber Soto

Yall stay lying to each other about stuff 🤣

W F

monet really is me, she really took that rideshare story and made it into bob lying hahah quality content

Bob: My mom was sick and I tried to buy her a lung. Monet: Okay can we talk about this manicure though

Anthony St. John

I love how the one about new york starts off by talking about guns lmao

Anthony St. John

I love Monet, but she RUNS with these stories as soon as she sees Bob slipping on a story and then she ALWAYS skews it slightly to make Bob look worse LMAO

Ashley Walker

oh no if Monet is moving to London for the west end show, will that be the end of weekly episodes? 😭🥺

2 episodes this week 😭💙

ryan

OMFG monet almost got knocked tf out

Cristian Santiago

Bob was full on ready to start punching 😂😂😂

all my friends born and raised in Washington Heights say "OD" and "deadass" ;P including my cousin. Not just a Brooklyn thing

This was such a great episode

Ian Pimental

“Apparently mice are liquid” is my favorite thing anyone has ever said in perpetuity. 😂😂😂

Squeaky_Fromage

What a great episode I was literally in tears when the lies started popping up and monet got caught being on the Empire State Building 😂😂😂

Why is Bob givin me Zaddy Vibez this episode!! 🥴😜😍🥰🤣🤣🤣

Never been to New York, but I can understand why you haven’t gone to everything there. It’s different when you live there. I’m in MN so we have the MOA..I’ve maybe gone there three times. It’s just not as exciting since it’s something I can go to whenever I want. It’s more for tourists. We’ve got that lovely accent too. When I was in Germany, I met some people from Texas and they were so fascinated by our accent. Lol. I personally don’t hear it, in my voice, but a lot of people tell me I have it

Rebekah

LIES....LIES.....it's all LIES! What's the next lie we're going to catch them in? Are they even real women at all??

My most New York moment comes from when I visited in high school. My group was walking from somewhere in the city and this dude starts cat-calling a random girl on the street with her friends. She yells fuck you and goes to the cab and starts punching him through the window! I fuckin’ loved it. It was one of my favorite things to see in the city and it was free!!!

Jonathan Hairston

Whooooa... my name is Calogero and the only time anyone knows my name, it’s bc they’ve seen a Bronx Tale. And to hear Monet say Calogero was wild!!! 🥰

Loge

I'm with Monet...I would not have stayed in the taxi with that guy. Fuck that. Thats fucked up lol

Did they upload 2 different podcasts today? Patreon has the one about New York and Spotify has the one about Houses

David Rocha

And a fun fact about Hey Arnold is that it’s based on a blend of New York & Seattle 🗽🏙

I already know This season is going to be Amazing! Bob has me in tears when he was about to fight whatever was on the floor. 🥊 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. His reaction was priceless! Love you both.

Diamond Nicole

Can y’all please do one about the Rats/ Creatures in New York 🤣

I don’t think Bob made it up , I think the story is old . So old , that no one really remembers what happened. So, Bob may remember it because he remembers feeling extreme emotions and something to remember is that you will always remember how someone made you feel ! Alfredo and Dan may not remember or because they may not have had an extreme feeling about it like Bob did ! So they may have forgotten the story with time !

Devoncollen

Two episodes in one week?? Bitch I’m bout to get my jush

multiculturist

"I tried to buy my mom a new lung"... "Can we talk about my nails?"

I think Bob was in the Uber with Robbie Turner, then the accident happened, the Russian driver passed away, Robbie Turner woke up in Hospital and Bob is finally piecing the story together.

Not Bob reliving the trauma of the roach! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ok beachbody lol

Gabe

We do deep fried ice cream here in New Zealand.

Toko Kemp

Y’all continue to bring us top-notch content every week 😩 we don’t deserve y’all! Also I died at Bob almost punching Monet and the “bug” at the end 💀

Is Sibling Rivalry the musical happening omg omg

Bitch when Jacob flew in the phone with the picture evidence of Monèt at the Empire State Building 😆 i lost it

Rodrick Washington

Awesome as usual loves. Sometimes we remember details better than an overall story becauae the devil is in the details😏

now look at Bob completely fabricating a story while Monet proves her wrong but Bob refusing to admit she's wrong despite there being literally no evidence. How the tables have turned

Patrick

The one about cartoons.... Haha

Toko Kemp

my theory is that Bob just dreamed that situation cause what the hell

GioB.

Monet was about to see Jesus, Bob was ready to swing 😂😂😂

Aryan Peralta

MONET PRANKING BOB🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Eddie

As a person who grew up/went to school in Washington Heights and is Dominican we do say “dead ass” and “mad”. I will say Dominicans who are 35 and older don’t usually speak like that but definitely younger that 35 speak that way.

Aryan Peralta

look at mercury retrograde working in my favour <3

I swear as soon as i finish an episode I need the week to go by quickly so i can see the next one🤎🤎🤎

Stacey

Not the bug scare at the end lol

chris

Sometimes monet laughs reminds me of Dave Chapelle doing Rick James laugh.

Toko Kemp

Not me muting my zoom lecture as soon as I got the notification. My morning just got better 🔥

Bob is trade in this

Jorgito

Not bob admitting to attempted organ trafficking i -

Christopher Morillo

I just got up and you made my morning.

YASSSSSS THANK YOU

Sadaiveon Newell

The way I’d die if y’all ever stopped sibling rivalry

Karma

What a way to make my night☺️

Also I know I’m late but this new intro is 🔥🔥

Black excellence!!!!!!

Bella Daleadho

Thank you guys so much, just got home from a long day at work, gonna have a glass of wine and listen 🥰💕

I’m here and ready!!!

The way u guys always post around 12 am for me.. I love staying up late

Karma

Perfect timing! 🤍