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EARLY ACCESS: Social Media Meltdown #10 (Chris Pratt is MARIO?!)

VIDEO LINK: https://youtu.be/2NCzyPwdETI

It's Friday! For 9-5ers that means you're mentally shutting down for the weekend, for retail and food service workers that means you're mentally preparing to deal with the worst of humanity all weekend, and for everyone here it means it's Early Access Day! This weekend's video is the return of Social Media Meltdown, and one where... I kind of agree with the people who are having the meltdown, BUT not with the reasons they're having the meltdown. Has that happened in one of these before? I'm not sure. Anyway, enjoy!

Buckley's back monitoring the reactors in another Social Media Meltdown! Nintendo recently announced the casting for next year's Super Mario Bros. movie, and Twitter was not happy with the choice of casting Chris Pratt as Mario. Not because they think he'll be a bad Mario necessarily (why would it have anything to do with that?) but for three other reasons, including the fact that he's "The Worst Chris".

EARLY ACCESS: Social Media Meltdown #10 (Chris Pratt is MARIO?!)

Comments

god shit. spot on.

JayGee

I love the internet. It's a magical place were I can learn to drywall, order stuff online, and watch cat videos. Then I see something like this...and I welcome the virus. EDIT: Also are these the same people bitching when Ryan Reynolds voiced Pikachu? Just curious.

TheOriginalGamer79

I've heard about this too, the thing is... I think there's still lots of work for voice actors, but if they thought they were going to get big film roles even like this with no name value... unfortunately that's just not how it's really ever worked. Even the Lion King got James Earl Jones, who was a film star before he did VO. A lot of pretty big names in Finding Nemo, the Incredibles... actors can all voice act, AND in many cases can also be a money draw. I'd argue that Chris Pratt for example, besides the Lego Movie, has been effectively practicing for voice acting for a few movies now, when he has to pretend that a green ball he's talking to is actually a CGI Tree man or a Dinosaur or whatever it is. Yes, it sucks for Charles Martinet (although I bet he's making what he'd have made anyway to be in this movie, doing the cameo stuff, no studio was going to pay him Chris Pratt money to star). Does it suck for pure voice actors? Some of them, but there's still lots of roles, they just might not be there for $100 million budget blockbusters or whatever.

Adam Buckley

I’ve heard another argument that people are upset because Nintendo isn’t using actual voice actors and a lot of VAs have lost work because movie actors are being used in their place.

Surfin_Sonie

Those voices were gold! Laughing my ass off. They're good actors, they're funny, it's a goofy movie (not that Goofy Movie), people are still just looking for an excuse to be offended. Keep up the great work!

Shumiry

It’s got the two best characters in the show fucking around in the woods. What more could you want? Also that reveal of Bobby in the hunting gear is priceless.

The Pine Barrens was the best episode. Anyone that says anything else is simply incorrect.

Adam Buckley

“You’re not going to believe this. This Italian killed 16 Koopa Troopas. Guy’s an interior decorator.” “His castle looked like shit.”

i smoke i miss when i was the badguy

punktum

I mean, what church kinda hasn't done that. I guess if we're just going to say "Ok, no one in Hollywood's allowed to be religious"... as everyone knows, I'm definitely not religious, BUT I at least understand that there are people who feel like it helps them with their day to day lives to be part of a community and believe that this isn't all for nothing, so... whatever. But yeah, I mean what group of religious people doesn't have some awful history? As long as Chris Pratt himself isn't doing stuff (and aside from one supposed rumor that's never been confirmed, he hasn't) then I say let him go to his weird little church and clap his hands and then go to work and make a movie

Adam Buckley

Chris Pratt can’t bloody win in this situation - now I hate Hillsong with every fibre in my body, they protect pedos and rapists, but their members mainly go just because they like the music. Pratt going to Hillsong and not talking about politics doesn’t mean he is a bad person, and it infuriates me that people are trying to cancel him for it

Ash Archer

can`t be mario is older than the church

punktum

Maybe he's a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Adam Buckley

Sadly, I don't do a very good Tony Sirico or Steven Van Zandt, but thank you.

Adam Buckley

but what church does mario go to??

punktum

Buckley does a pretty solid Mario voice

Damn man you work fast. Also I personally don't think the casting choices are particularly good or make sense. But they're so hilariously out there that I'm curious to see what we'll get.

Jacen Dane

Yeah, I honestly don't understand why people take this stuff so seriously. This ain't an adaptation of some literary masterpiece, it's a cartoon movie about a guy who jumps on turtles.

Adam Buckley

I for one think the casting choices are so hilarious that the movie will probably be enjoyable if you just turn your brain off. It's a movie about Mario ffs lol

Brian Pilgrim

I'm gonna have to quit Twitter, too many dumbasses spouting out fucking nonsense is killing my braincells.

Sean Flynn


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