Send me your riddles (or just some questions!)

I know you did a video on fat acceptance (which was great!☺️) but, what is your opinion on fat shaming? Or more specifically people who go out of their way to hurt someone who is overweight. Do you think they are in the right, or should they just leave people alone?

iguessAlexandria

If you were given $1,000,000 and 24 to live what would you do?

Dane Otto

I likely won't do this in a video, but I can answer it here... it was ads for my Bandcamp content (Nerd Rants, Things Dead People Said And Why They Were Wrong, You Are Not Special, audio content like that).

Adam Buckley

In your previous doses before you went to Patreon, what was that 10-20 seconds worth of silence at the beginning of the videos? As someone who can’t see, I can only assume that there was something flashing across the screen.

If you could pick any comic book character for a movie based on them, who would you pick? Either someone who hasn't already had a movie or a character's movie that was trash.

Logan Phoenix

Spider-Man vs the grim reaper? Can Peter escape death?

Why do you go by Buckley, instead of another name? Were you in the Canadian version of the Military or something?

Do you agree with spanking children? Is it abuse or just basic discipline?

MiezuteCosplay

I have an interesting question about song leaks, or any leaks at all. how do they affect the ecosystem of an artist? does affect production on a movie or a certain production of TV Show? and what the hell are Insiders? I've seen this kind of thing on the Twitter trying to either leak or predict where their fanbase slobbing on their opposable dick to see if they are releasing any single or appearing on some stupid Award show. Being like an award show is like a fucking game show. You may or may not win. Sincerly, A Non-Idiot who hates music like sounding fart noises

Given all we’ve learned about the dynamics between abusers and their victims over the past several years has your opinion changed on your statement about how you don’t feel bad for Riannah if/when she goes back to Chris Brown? I watched that video recently and it made me wonder if all the development of the knowledge in the general public about the cyclical nature of abuse changes your thinking at all?

Emma Deschamps

What popular comic book character do you not get/hate the most?

Sounds like you went through something very similar

Kar Fleming

Bump. If you have, have you heard about tales from the loop?

Kar Fleming

Buckaroo lmao, that’s a good one

Kar Fleming

I’d rather die

Kar Fleming

It? I didn’t know rocks could run for president.

Kar Fleming

If you can go back in time to observe any historical event, what would it be?

Danisha Freeman

What songs make your guilty pleasure list that your fans might expect you to hate????

TR4SHF1RE

What's your favorite band?

He talked about that in an extra dose recently, I believe.

Man, there's a lot of great anime. I recommend Samurai Champloo.

This man's asking the real questions.

What would you be like as a hypothetical parent?

Alicia Samantha

What's something true about you that you feel would genuinely surprise your audience?

If you were to have children, would you consider having them work in a carnival like yourself? Most likely not because those stories were insane, but some people think it would be good for “building character”

Yung Cactus

No question, I just love this pic!!! Great work!!

Do you think it's possible the actual biological function of female orgasm is in orgasmic childbirth?

DJ Petesake

Do you like Bill Burr? your impression of him is pretty good so I thought you might. If not what stand up comedians do you like?

Nick Shaw

I probably wouldn't do this one in the video, but yeah people are fairly excited I guess... but like a bunch of people from London won medals so I think by this point everyone's now just like "yay" instead of "YAY!" Maggie MacNeil won 3 medals, Susanne Grainger won a rowing Gold, the Women's Soccer team has two Londoners on it and they beat the US so everyone was more excited about that than the fact that they'll win a Gold or Silver. But the thing about this garbage town is... these people got ZERO coverage before the Olympics. It's not like anyone knew who these people were. Then they win medals and everyone's like "THEY'RE OURS!" like oh yeah you helped them out huh? Your business funded/sponsored them? The newspapers wrote lots of articles about them when they were training or winning Regional championships? Not really...

Adam Buckley

Has your hometown gone into a frenzy after Damian Warner won the first gold medal for Canada in the Olympic Decathlon?

I know you aren't a big movie (least the good ones) person or a music person but what do you think of the two combined as album films (Quadrophenia, Sargent Pepper, The Wall) and which is your favourite/least?

Sir Of Meep

How do you live with your girlfriend when COVID hit your hometown and how much affect your life, especially your job and your girlfriend relationship? Also another question, did you drive to work or use public transport instead both before and after COVID?

Polwath

Do you believe in life after love?

Le Tired

Would you rather look like jar jar binks or talk like jar jar binks?

As elections roll around and people begin their "He/she/it wins and I'm moving!" rants, I have an hypothetical if you would do it, where would you go? (My vote is on Svarlbard islands, it's far enough of everything and the cold and polar bears keep mouthbreathers at bay.)

Tomi Tuomisto

You seem so intelligent. Why do you subject yourself to the worst strains of pop music? Is it just to feed your anger? I'm honestly curious about this.

what weirdly specific niche are you always hoping to have a chance to talk about?

How do you feel about the fact that in response to one of your videos, hardly anyone cares about the content but only a discussion about the quality of the imitated accent? ;-)

Thor Stone

If you could be any superhero, which would you be and why? This includes anti heros.

Amelia Sigler

What do you think of bands that are classed as “Rock” but when you listen to their music, it hardly sounds like Rock Music. Would you class bands such as Twenty One Pilots, Imagine Dragons, Maroon 5 & The Killers under a different category such as “Rock Adjacent” meaning more Pop than Pop Rock.

What are you reading right now? What book had the biggest impact on your life? Do you have any "guilty pleasure" reads?

laurengoesto11 .

What are your thoughts on boycotting companies that have shown unethical or even criminal behavior? Do you believe boycotts can turn a situation to the better? Have you ever boycotted something?

DeVloek

What do you think about the Steve Donziger case?

Which streaming platform do you like best? Which one has the best content, the best price/value ratio, etc.

Happier Uphere

I've wondered this for a long time, and if you said it before I'm sorry I just subbed to your patreon, but what do you think of Eminem?

If you could live anywhere in the U.S, where would you live and why?

I know nothing about on air radio hosts, aside from you and Gian Gomeshi, who I only know from your videos. Are you still in radio? If not, how has YouTube full-time been in comparison? I remember that you made a video about accepting some award a few years ago, and called someone else out for not showing up or something. It seems like you have a disdain for some of the people in the industry. Is there anyone in radio or broadcast that you actually like? It could be their on air personality, or if that's shit was there anybody who was cool behind the boards?

ALSO, what do you think about Malibu comics and image comics? Did you watch the Invincible animated TV show? Did you enjoy.it?

Kar Fleming

Hey buckley, what's a good batman story to start with? I'm just now getting into comics and I don't know where to start. Should I buy individual issues or should I buy the volumes with multiple issues? What comics are usually available the most?

Kar Fleming

You've already talked about "celebrity" boxing a bit, but broadly speaking, do you see it ever really catching on, or is Logan Paul more of a fluke because people just want to see him knocked out?

Hey Buckley, do you have any short left over stories that might fit here? Maybe a Tale from the Carnival that didn't make the cut, or something along those lines.

Kris Hewitt

Not sure if you've ever covered it, but I'd love to know some of the YouTubers you watch!

I have a very specific and a bit stalker-esk question. (I think ive asked before so just skip if youve already answered.) So a few years back in a ‘nerd rants’ you talked about how you watched adventure time. Did you continue watching? If so, how did you like the finally? Do you still have the same opinions about Finn being a bit of a heartless killer, or did his arc charge your opinion on that. I would love to know any thoughts about adventure time if you kept up with the series.

Valerie B.

What if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone, like no scars or anything, just flat skin and when you leave your room you find out your dad died last night and several days later you find out that for your entire life he’s been sneaking into your room as you slept and sucking on your chest to form two gigantic hickies where your nipples should’ve been because you were born without them. Not for any sexual reason just so you would fit in…

What's a comic book you've always wanted/would like to have (in mint condition)? Would you treat like a collectable and frame it, or would you prefer to just read it and move on? (To clarify, it could be a single issue, or a volume, but no omnibuses. That's cheating!)

D

If a fight broke out between simps/incels, furries, e-thots and influencers, who would win and why? Otherwise, if you were stranded on an island, out of Taylor Swift, Elon Musk and Iggy Azalea, who would you like to be stuck with and why?

Mizutina

Have you ever played D&D or any other tabletop RPG? If so, what were your experiences?

Luis Umana

Do you have any weird phobias? If not what's the weirdest phobia you've come across in your day to day life. I also know how much you love fanbase names. If you had to choose one, what would your fanbase be called? Your biggest Buckaroo Deathbunny

DeathBunny218

Math riddle: Q: What function yields an output of 1, 2, 720 when given the input 1, 2, 3? A: f(x) = x!!

You have Thanos' glove. Do you use your snap to destroy all YouTube "family bloggers" or all Instagram "influencers"?

Thomas Amenta

If money weren't an issue what would you be doing with your life?

Matti dos Santos

Something I'm interested to know - what's your opinion of that subset of "gamers" whose Twitch careers are largely built around hot-tub streaming?

Jonathan Hay

If you say "You're going to drop my father" logically the goblin can't drop either without breaking his own rules.

Ah, beat me to it haha

DeathBunny218

What would you say are your best and worst personality traits?

If you could get rid of one popular YouTube channel what would it be and why?

Do you enjoy board/ tabletop games and are there any that you would very much recommend? Any obscure ones you like?

John Lumsden Jr.

A goblin who hates paradoxes kidnaps your mother and your father. He has them both hanging over a vat of acid. He claims if you say something that's true he'll let your mother go. If you tell a lie he'll let your father go. What can you say to get both your parents back

Hyperblob

Have you ever been offered radio, broadcasting, voiceover job that you were confused/knew nothing about the product/service but still took the job?

Do you like chess? If so how have you played it, causal, competitive, etc.?

InfiniteIdeas

You’ve talked about anime in a few prior videos (you filthy weeb). Which ones have you watched that you would recommend? I’ve only ever finished a couple (Initial D started it since I’ve always been intrigued by Japan’s rather unique car culture, Girls und Panzer, and Neon Genesis Evangelion) and all in all I thought they were all pretty entertaining, somewhat insightful and changed my previous negative connotations of anime.

rd4

Hey Buckley! What are some of your favorite chains to visit when you some good old cheap fast food? What do you order from said places?

huggerderek

There are a lot of "nerd channels" where the focus is on comics and other related media. Nowadays "nerd opinion channels" are their own niche and despite how many there are more always seem to pop up. Was there ever a point early on in your making videos where you were tempted to switch over to focusing on nerd-specific content? Especially with how popular it seems to be?

David Harper

I personally think that these past few years in America we are witnessing the “fall of the Roman Empire” part 2. America has been so big and so powerful that joining WWI and WWII directly influenced the outcome of the war. Hitler was afraid of America joining the war so they tried to make peace with us and kiss our ass. And the Japanese emperor, as crazy as he was, knew he would never take the war to American soil. Now fast forward nearly 100 years and America is the butt of every joke. From the COVID response that basically never started, to endless threats of civil war from both sides, to basic human rights becoming a political issue. It’s only a matter of time before America falls from grace, and becomes just another place on the map… What say you?

I think I've talked about Japan in a few Patreon Goes Postal episodes now (and possibly some other videos), so I don't think this one will make the cut but yeah it was a fun time. I highly recommend that if you can visit Tokyo in your lifetime, do so. Nerd it up in Akihabara, walk the streets at night in the "dangerous" Kabukicho and the Golden Gai district, push your way through people at the Shibuya Crossing and Harijuku Shopping district, go watch a fight at Korakuen Hall or a baseball game at the Tokyo Dome (or do both, they're right beside each other) and eat in literally any restaurant you find, they're all amazing.

Adam Buckley

Let's say you had a large amount of money (let's say for the sake of discussion we will use 1 Billion CAD) but you could only use it to non selfishly benefit the world as you see fit. How would you allocate it?

How was your trip to japan? Did you have fun?

Ale

What is one of the worst scam calls you've ever received?

You’ve been in a long term relationship for a while, how do you do it? How do you make them last especially during a pandemic where you’re constantly around them? Also, what’s your favorite color?

Surfin_Sonie

I've noticed you're into Dexter, both the books and the TV show. Have you watched the entire series, and if so, could you provide some hot takes? Who's done a better job: Jeff Lindsay or Showtime? And what are your thoughts on the upcoming revival, if you even plan on bothering to watch it?

If you were a professional wrestler what would your theme song be (assume you could use any song you wanted without any legal shenanigans)? What would your gimmick be and what would your signature and finishing moves be?

Inspector Javert

I actually indirectly answer this one in an upcoming Extra Dose so I probably won't answer this one but look for that video in a couple weeks (it's about how click bait sites are STILL talking about AC).

Adam Buckley

Sorry that happened to you man, Its not that he's funnier, he's likely richer than you, I imagine flight instructors make a good chunk of money, especially if he owns a plane. Best way to get over it is to realize that you dodged a major bullet because if you had stayed with her she would have constantly hassled you over how much money you were making and/or eventually left you for someone richer after you were married, which would mean you'd be paying out a divorce settlement. Dating sucks man but you will meet someone new thats the good thing about college you're literally surrounded by single women.

Inspector Javert

Love the pic! Do you have a favorite movie? Or Shakira vs JLo in terms of their music quality. Sorry I suck at riddles.

A_Fan

Do you know the muffin man? No, but seriously, What are some hobbies you do that people may not know about?

Josh McGrath

Is there any video you totally scrapped do to things that happened before release?

I’m in college. I dated this girl that I met through my campus job. She left me for her 35 year old flight instructor after about a year. I will be honest that I found it weird that after only two sessions, she started getting lessons from him for free. I tried not to think much of it because I didn’t want to be a jealous boyfriend. He’s not very attractive, so it really gets that he’s probably a lot funnier than me. I’m 21, she’s 20. How do I get over this? I’m still relatively young with no serious dating experience.

You're named King for a day in Canada, what laws do you implement and who gets catapulted into the ocean?

Kris Simpson

what's your thoughts on the Activision Blizzard situation

Dick or balls, one you must choose, for one you shall keep and one you shall lose.

burburr

I got one. What’s the stupidest or most annoying ad or commercial you ever seen?

Dylan Faughn

what's your thoughts on lorde's new songs? i remember your old video on royals, how has your opinion of her music evolved?

What are your thoughts on Brewster from animal crossing, and how did you feel about Nintendo dropping coffee pigeon from the latest version?

Gabz