I love how Shaw'taazi dwarven language is basically sluring your words through gritted teeth
Nedzilla
2026-03-11 16:41:02 +0000 UTC
Close enough
Doozyy9
2026-03-11 16:22:36 +0000 UTC
This could make me learn languages
David Thoms
2026-03-11 14:17:01 +0000 UTC
Can you translate for me? The most i can guess is "you are old enough to know about cocks and pussies" but that's not quite right, and i cant understand the greeting at all.
Menthewarp
2026-03-11 13:33:13 +0000 UTC
Well, education is essential.....
Im starting to get the hang of dwarvish
Bridd
2026-03-11 10:42:12 +0000 UTC
If I remember correctly, Goblins and Orcs always give birth to their own race, no half-breeds.
So Grift and Remzi should be able to have Kids, just no half-goblins/ quarter-human/quarter-elf
Jemeth
2026-03-11 07:06:12 +0000 UTC
Busting all kinds of nuts. Them sweet walls
Dragon Talon TSi AWD
2026-03-11 06:59:49 +0000 UTC
I wish to enroll in this course, for research purposes 😏
Arrogant Conqueror
2026-03-11 06:51:16 +0000 UTC
It's no wonder there are so many Half-dwarves out there. Absolute short-stack perfection.
On a similar topic, I'm legitimately surprised we haven't seen any half goblins so far.
And I say that just in general. Not because of any specific desire to see Grift and Remzi start a happy family or get to see a magnificently pregnant Remzi in general. Especially given how much she keeps begging him to fill her full of babies.
Dark Kuno
2026-03-11 05:16:41 +0000 UTC
So I’ve been looking at the 2.0 PDF, and I’m thinking a fun addition would be if Warlock Patrons granted their most loyal/useful patrons their own personally tailored arms and armors…
For example, Paladins willing to take up 7+ Oaths receive a Sacred Spellsaber that stores its own advanced spells that can be used with full and fitted armor AND protects against failed casts…
The Mad Stray could have THEIR OWN Spellsaber that’s even stronger for casting magics, BUT it’s also more chaotic and lacking some of the safety measures of the paladins…
+4 Advanced Spells, which can be cast at half the mote cost (stacks with Magically inclined, rounding down)…
-…BUT the stored Spell is randomized after a successful cast, while a failed cast randomizes ALL the saber’s stored spells.
+It would also grant a +1 to casting rolls…
-…But failed casts can inflict a random status effect in an AOE radius around the sword (can be resisted with a die roll. Spellsaber still safely fizzles the failed spell.)