Horule; all the wips

Originally called 'Ganon's Wives', this slutty lil AU has been gnawing at my brain for nearly a year now.

Ganon wins the Triforce! He's had a plan for how to use it for as long as he can remember...but he decides to throw that plan in the trash and turn Hyrule into his own personal sex dungeon. Because he's a loser virgin and no one is left who can stop him.

Do let me know if Link and Zelda's original write-ups can't be read, I'll update the post--buuut basically? Link becomes the Royal Guard's cocksleeve and wanders around Hyrule happily servicing all the monsters she meets. Zelda keeps her memories and mental faculties but is given an insatiable lust for being bred by Ganon's monster pig cock. Eventually she'll realize the power she wields and fall to the ~dark side~ (as seen in the pic where she's readily feeling herself), much to Hyrule's benefit bc let's be honest, Ganondorf is a nerd who's happier fiddling with his organ than ruling an empire.

On Zelda's birthday, Ganon 'gifts' her a newly thicken'd Sheik body, and lets the Sheikah loose onto Hyrule. Using this freedom, Sheik goes on a bit of a tour to see all the other wives Ganon's taken;

Saria, wife of the Kokiri, who's locked in position bent over the Great Deku Sprout while all the freshly teenaged Kokiri and woodland mobs take turns stuffing her giddy holes

Malon, wife of the Hylians and producer of the holy milk that Hylians are forced to drink by law. The milk makes them euphoric and dumb and the more they drink, the more cow-like features they grow.

Darunia, wife of the Gorons, who...well. So Gorons don't really have gender or any holes to stuff and Ganon kinda hates them, so they're sentient glory holes now, ruled over and tended to by Volvagia, who is a giant sexy dragon with a huge cock

Rauru, wife of Light, is...a useless owl who lays eggs all day, idk man, I never figured out what to do with that guy, his role is like a) trick you into sitting through a lore dump and b) be a non-entity lonely old man standing on a water disc in space. If you have ideas, I'm all ears, but right now, beast wife owl always laying

Ruto, wife of the Zora, also always laying eggs, constantly preggers, either by Ganon, Morpha or any of the visiting mobs. Zelda is so fucking jealous of the Egg Mother, it's not even funny

Impa, wife of Not Pictured Here, I mean, the Sheikah. I'm still sussing out her design, I'm not really happy with anything, but basically she gets fingerbanaged by Bongo Bongo and the Floor Masters all day and night down in the well. It's just total bondage city because, I mean, obviously

And finally, Nabooru, wife of the Gerudo. Well, designated cumdump of the Gerudo. She has no powers and produces nothing, she's just a vacant series of holes bc Ganon is a salty bitch who can't let go of a grudge. Ganon gifts his mothers with eternal youth and the ability to transfigure anyone they wish. This quickly turns into most of the Gerudo growing cocks just for the novelty of it. They keep Hylians as sex toys and join their king in exploring carnal pleasures that before were only considered distractions.

This is all phase 1. Phase 2, where Zelda starts ruling beside Ganon and convinces him to loosen his hold on the sages, involves costume changes and a whole new host of kinks and a Majora's Mask cross over, and ok parts of it are a little sappy where the triforce trio are involved, but I'm a SHIPPER dammit, and Ganon growing a heart will in no way interfere with the ridiculously magical shagging. If anything, the shagging increases, PLUS femdom and enthusiastic consent