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Alex Hefner
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Transformers: Age of Extinction (UNEDITED)

Hey guys!

What the actual FUCK was this movie?!! This was completely unhinged in the most ridiculous, over-the-top, testosterone-fueled way... and I ate up every damn second of it.

I mean, robot dinosaurs? Mark Wahlberg wielding alien guns like a suburban dad on meth?? Optimus Prime RIDING A MECHANICAL T-REX INTO BATTLE??? Like bro… I was screaming internally the entire time. This shit was LOUD. It was CHAOTIC. It was DUMB. And it was AWESOME.

This is peak Michael Bay: slow-mo explosions, oversexualized shots of teenagers for absolutely no reason, and dialogue that feels like it was written by a Mountain Dew commercial… and yet?? I couldn’t look away.

There’s something weirdly charming about how little this movie gives a fuck. And yeah, I could nitpick the plot holes and the cringe, but honestly? I had a blast. It’s dumb as shit in all the right ways.

Thank you guys for watching this wild-ass fever dream of a blockbuster with me. You make this journey so much fun <3

Love,
Alex

Transformers: Age of Extinction (UNEDITED)

Comments

“These alien guns kick ass” and you think that’s terrible writing what did you want him to say these alien guns suck shit and look like a penis?

ethanofdarkness999

Bro forgot the first 3 movies and how each different transformer acts and works and how the movies work lol, if this movie was dumb then so are the first 3

ethanofdarkness999

Bro did not call out any plot holes in the first 3 movies what are you talking about can already see why comments are complaining on him trashing the previous movies even tho he said he loved them

ethanofdarkness999

First time watching I didn’t like this one but now I see it’s nearly as good as the first 3 don’t get the hate for this movie especially when the rest after this are all awful

ethanofdarkness999

He’s took too long on a series and it screwed his perception with everything else he forgot his prior focus from it

Caleb

This made me upset because he took so long that he forgot nearly everything about transformers and if focused on things he already said was cheesy he acknowledged it was a turn off logic series

Caleb

This reaction made me so mad tbh. Bros hating the whole time and not even really paying attention

moises

You honestly shouldn’t even watch the next transformers. All you do is bitch and moan the whole movie like stfu and just enjoy it. So fucking annoying. And once again you are the only person that wishes the movies were shorter.

Tyler Fengler

bruh what? tf 5 is far better than bumblebee and tf one, tf one was worst thing i have ever seen and such a disappointment

Tomáš Mareček

fr i thought he was hating on it a bit to much haha

Lucas Cleave

🤣🤣🤣🤣 If you think the next one is better, you lost your damn mind

Ki M

Watching that aerial combat sequence in IMAX was something else.

Brad Boy

I really hate this film, but the next one is a lot better. Please please do the other transformers movies. Only because there is so much more to be offered. They kinda figured out that its better to focus on the transformer part of the writing and not the cringe human writinf

MaulTheObese

Gotta do the rest, the next one is not only the worst TF film, but probably the worst movie this century, (AND TRANSFORMERS IS MY FAVORITE EVER) but the ones after 5 (2017) are incredible. Bumblebee (2018), Transformers rise of the beasts (2023), and transformers one (2024)

Bradley Lewis

Him constantly saying that the actual Irish actor’s Irish accent is terrible is hilarious to me.

Michael

I love your reactions but you went full Karen mode this movie 😂

Moomin30

"hes bumble bee! he should have his own movie!" I'm gonna stim your goche while i say this...

jamie minnell

this movie is just so overstimulating 😂😭

kaitlyns_insanity

(Alex) Bumblebee should have his own movie! (Me laughing my ass off) So who's gonna tell him?

Handsome Squidward Clause

Reaction to this film is Litterally how I first reacted.

Pilbrabandit


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