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Alex Hefner
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Star Wars: Rebels | S2 E15 | "The Call" (UNEDITED)

Hey guys!

THIS EPISODE WAS FUCKING BADASS!!!

I gotta be honest here for a second... those space whales!? THE CUTEST FUCKING THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN!

Like, I know this show is about the rebellion and Jedi and the Empire and all that jazz, but the minute those space whales showed up, I forgot about everything else lolol.

I just wanted to give them snacks and pats and boops. LOTS OF BOOPS! SOMANYFUCKINGBOOPSMYFINGERSFALLOFF.

I’d ride one into a cosmic sunset if I could... does that sound weirdly suggestive? Probably so, but fuck it. (Not butt-fuck it, "but, fuck it")

Animals like this make me wish I lived in the Star Wars universe more than any lightsaber or starfighter ever has. I like animals more than people most days, and these majestic floating noodle whales just made me feel like I was watching fish swim in a tank. 10/10 would abandon the crew and start a whale cult.

Love you guys!

Alex

Star Wars: Rebels | S2 E15 | "The Call" (UNEDITED)

Comments

If you want Star Wars content where no one is in danger, watch the Christmas Special 🤣 Starring Chewbacca’s family

Lord Stirling

Loved watching you love the Purrgil!!!

Astromech Jeremy

Can’t wait for Alex to eventually watch the Ahsoka show. It’s basically Rebels season 5 in live action!😂

Steven Ellis

Can we talk about how they murdered an entire mining operation/ gas drilling area. The rebels are against fossil fuels confirmed

Cole Romero

Thank you for clarification on butt-fucking

Alex


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