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This will be a hard poll!

I saw a comment that said: "Finish transformers and Jurassic park. Alternate one each week on Fridays. I believe it’ll pair up nicely I believe there are 4 left for each franchise"

Interesting idea.

Let the votes begin.

Comments

I want dawn, WWZ and transformers😅😅

Serenity Monet

PLEASE VOTE FOR PLANET OF THE APES

jonas

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Happy Hanukkah

MONKE MOVIE

Garrett

That’s yo opinion. Vote says otherwise. If you don’t like it leave or stfu till next vote but you won’t cause it’s your way or the highway right???

Charles Walker

Yeah, but Apes and Jurassic Park are actually good lol

hyperchronicXLC

I wouldn't be surprised if hackers are the ones changing the votes to Transformers

Rammad27

Transformers will obviously make money as family and children go see it. And no one is forcing you to read the comments if its so tiresome. Just ignore them.

jamie jones

Hey Guys, they've already seen it. I just looked up his wife's IG Story

LarsGrimm

😂

Diana

Exactly!!!

Diana

Seems so

Metal Machine

Was the channel just hacked again?

Matthew

Bro idk why everyone getting all worked up for. Alex seemed to like all three franchises; tf, apes and Jurassic. He will prolly get through them all anyways like with pirates and starwars. Just because yours ain’t winning this week doesn’t mean yall can throw tantrums. You know how many weeks I’ve had my shit loose. Just move on lol. This is why i suggested alternating each week. That way you all know he will get to the movies you want. It will keep three fan bases happy for a lil bit but all you have to do it be patient and not expect some instant gratification. You can always unsubscribe or watch it on your own.

Charles Walker

U gotta get through the 2nd one to get to the third and beat one. After tf 3 he’s good to stop

Charles Walker

I assume this was a response to me. Yes, we are talking Dodger Stadium 7th-inning stretch levels of piss. I edited my comment accordingly.

Happy Hanukkah

Tf is winning and I’m you but with tf soooo💀

Charles Walker

Can’t tell if your taking piss or being serious🧐😂cause that’s the thing spamming his movie channel

Taylor

Let me try to bring some peace here. Whether we prefer Apes 😩 or Transformers 😭, one thing we can all agree on is that we should invest our life savings in Ethereum! 🙄

Happy Hanukkah

right now the main alex hefner channel looks fine but the movie vault is hacked. same with twitter.

Corey Marcum

ANY franchise he's started. So, yes.

LoganPool

It sucks there doesn’t seem to be a way for us to report when this is happening to YouTube.

Angela B

Soo jurassic park.

Tyleror

And yet despite the critical drubbing RotF received, the general public, damn them, continued streaming to watch the movies. Yes, there was a gradual drop-off in the States, but not only the third but even the fourth (!) movie did better than any Apes movie, and even the fifth was competitive. And the foreign box-office makes Transformers look even better. I have no intention of claiming that these movies are better than the Apes, but this is Patreon; the popular regularly beats out the good. And people affecting (?) stunned disbelief at this for the third post running is rapidly becoming not only pathetic and tiresome, but also noxious. (As an exercise, try very hard to imagine you're one of the majority who somehow voted for RotF, and read through the comments.)

Happy Hanukkah

no fucking way he got hacked again

Victor

Buddy is gender neutral. Means companion, friend or partner.

jamie jones

Transformers might have started to go downhill after the second one but I still watch them

victoria

Well that's gonna take some time since his youtube channel got hacked

victoria

How did the critical, metacritic, imdb or cinemascores compare? Rotf made bank cause of how popular the first was, then each movie after rotf made less and less in north america. Rotf deservedly won 3 golden raspberry awards for worst picture, worst screenplay and worst director. Cant be surprised people dont like that its winning. Id take any of the other 3 options. Or literally almost any other movie.

jamie jones

Ok I was not sure

Alexhefnerfan

Maybe we should all kindly flood his Instagram or something

victoria

Also I'm not sure if he knows this is happening remember he's on Hawaii time and I know California time is 10:23am at the time of writing this

victoria

Arcane isnt getting the votes on here , but i feel you may gather a whole new audience to the playboy mansion mr hefner, once it hits youtube. Just sayin. ( i have no clue in this space and just want to watch you watch it?😅) ive run out of friends to show haha.

Cozz_a_can

They were actually made private. I tried to click on one of the ones I've seen and it said this video is private

victoria

No one wants to watch Transformers. They are cardboard movies with tons of CGI and shallow characters and plot. Please stop suggesting it. There’s so many other, better films out there for him to watch. Don’t waste his time. Don’t waste our time. Love you, Alex. I had been waiting forever for you to react to Jurassic Park and was ELATED when I finally saw it pop up. The rest of the Jurassic series is worth watching imo. Except for maybe Dominion. That movie was so bad that I felt salty and cheated when I left the IMAX. And I’ve RARELY felt that way leaving a movie theater.

hyperchronicXLC

do you happen to have a backup of your uploads?

TheMangolorian06

Bro kick rocks why torment Alex bro so lame dawg get a life

Adrien Goffigan

Your videos have been taken down now and your channel has been renamed

Alexhefnerfan

Your playlist has been taken down

Alexhefnerfan

It is a fake crypto scam

Alexhefnerfan

Also what is weird is that all the previous videos are still titled as uploaded by alex but the new live stream thing is not by his name yet it's his account

victoria

I stand with 3 latest comments. It says some other random name for the channel and is weird that it's like this

victoria

I think his twitter got hacked too, cause there has been posted some bullshit too

LarsGrimm

Your channel has been hacked

Alexhefnerfan

Hey Guys ATTENTION! There is another questionable Livestream on Alex Movie Channel. I think the hacker are not out yet

LarsGrimm

Did you get hacked again?, movie channel on youtube does not exist anymore, i did get a notification with some bitcoin bullshit

Avadanei Alexandru

And there it is. Thanks for making my point! 😂 I didn’t have to attack - just confirm what I found. Also, might want to confirm the gender of the person you’re speaking to. I’m not a “buddy.”

Diana

None of the above. I choose Blade Runner.

Andy Grooms

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transformers_(film_series)#Reception https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planet_of_the_Apes#Reception

Happy Hanukkah

"How can Transformers possibly be winning?" Whatever their respective merits, Transformers 2 did better at the box office than Apes 2. It did much, much better in the U.S. The fact that the "cool kids" look down on Michael Bay somehow did not dissuade the ticket-buying public. Is it really a shock that a more popular movie is winning a Patreon poll over a better one? "But look at the comment section!" 1. The poll losers are more likely to enter the comments to rage and whine, duh. 2. Given the almost toxic environment created by the Ape-lovers, others are motivated to stay clear. I myself have no interest in watching any (further) Transformers movies until Bumblebee, but was actually tempted to vote for it because of the mass and tenor of the pro-Apes comments. I am willing to lay money that some succumbed to that temptation.

Happy Hanukkah

Yes. Moral of the story: don't vote for the first movie of a series unless you're prepared for this eventuality.

Happy Hanukkah

Marriam-webster also defines universal as ‘embraced by the greatest portion’ buddy. Way to choose the definition that suits you out of the 14 definitions listed under universal. And nothing has scores of zero in audience reactions on rottentomatoes and only idiots judge based on the rt audience scores which have been proven to get manipulated by select few who love or hate certain movies. and 6 on imdb is absolutely terrible by imdb standards.

jamie jones

This poll make me sad

Alex

I like that idea of alternating between two franchises. But here's another idea... Start a franchise, Finish a franchise.

LoganPool

L take ngl

bryce ☦︎

The quote for *universally* that was provided was from Webster’s Dictionary. So if their definition of universally is incorrect, I’m sure theres a place where you can protest their definition. Personally, I couldn’t care less which movie is selected. I’m here for entertainment, and part of that entertainment is the emotional and psychological states of those passionately objecting a particular choice. The review data is the review data. And if the review data on both IMDB (6 out of 10 liked it, which is 60%), and Rotten Tomatoes (57% liked it) shows anything over 0%, then the word “universally” *by definition of the word in the dictionary* simply cannot be used based on Webster’s definition of that word. If someone prefers to instead say “the *majority* of people hated it,” then even that wouldn’t work, because you need to have a “like score” of less than 50% on those two aggregate sites. Just purely based on English and math.

Diana

The best thing about transformers is the transformations that’s it

Taylor

Since he’s watched all the movies

Caden Breaux

Next show poll he has to react to X-men 97

Caden Breaux

The people voting for Transformers probably just don't have a vested interest in ANYTHING else on the poll. They probably are just like "well that's the only movie I know, so I guess that". In other words, it's not people telling you that the Transformers movies are more worth watching than the Apes movies, it's people telling you that the only movie they've seen out of this selection is Transformers. So I guess it just depends on if your intention for the poll is "Which of these is more worth watching?" or "Which of these have been which of these has been seen by the most of you/would get the most views if I reacted to it?"

Turnt SNACO

Nah, Apes is the better series by light-years.

Turnt SNACO

Dude you gotta watch Dawn and War for the PotA....they blow the first one out of the water. Transformers is good fun but not one of the most powerful and significant sci-fi sagas of our time the way the Apes films are. It's funny because you asked during Transformers if the sequels were "Like Toy Story sequels, or...." And I literally thought ".....like Transformers sequels? 😅" Because they are like the embodiment of the antithesis to whatever the Toy Story films are. Then you said "Pirates sequels" and I was like, I guess that's about right....more of the same, some better stuff, some worse. But the Apes sequels.....man, you don't even KNOW what you're missing.....

Turnt SNACO

The thing is good I literally think Alex would shit himself and if he saw the second one he would probably shit and throw up at the same time lol

Matthew

The lack of horror in these polls latelly have been sad, really. I'm trying to push The Thing every time, hahaha.

Cottelito

It's just us millennials that grew up with the original in the 80s that hate it. GenZ had the new movies when they grew up and they love it. It's in the top 15 of most successful film franchises in history.

Cottelito

can we stop voting for transformers please, and go with Dawn

Skyde

The first movie was voted in not the whole series, and this isn't new... You want jurassic park movies to all get finished before Apes since the first of that was voted earlier than apes?

Tyleror

Universally hated means hated by the majority of society, and revenge of the fallen fits that bill. Just clearly not amongst this patreon group. Climate change is universally accepted science, yet certain groups reject it. I mean rotf won the golden rasp for worst picture. And im not saying vote for apes, just literally anything else. There has only been a few times in my life where i saw a movie opening night and people booed at the end. Transformers 2 was one of em.

jamie jones

Oh yeah I didn’t see that! Thanks for letting me know!

Jack

I can’t find the comment that says opinions can’t be voiced. All opinions can be voiced, including the ones entertained by how hilarious the comments are. And by definition, “universally hated” would mean it wouldn’t have even made the list. Granted, it’s much lower rated than apes. But “Universally” means “affecting ALL members of a class or group” - in which case no one would vote for it. But for whatever reason, some people did. No one is going to live if apes wins this week. No one is going to die if it doesn’t. But I for one shall continue to laugh at the sheer madness of it all!

Diana

planet of the apes trilogy is top 3 trilogies ever…

Sam Jacob

You know what would be crazy? If he reacted to terrifier lol

Matthew

If you finish transformers and jurassic park definitely should finish apes too aha

Peter Amet

I was thinking the same thing

Bishop

Yeah…hence rise was already done and now dawn is up

jamie jones

Umm I believe u have 5 more jurassic parks

llamahunter02

If you are going to do the planet of the apes franchise which is amazing this is the order you should watch them in! Rise (2011) Dawn (2014) War (2017)

Jack

Like it won 3 golden raspberry awards including worst picture and debut to like 18% on rottentomatoes and legit has a really stupid plot which even contradicts the first movie in several ways. Blows my mind people would vote for this.

jamie jones

I’ll f*ckin do it again

BeePrimeGaming

Yeah but we can voice an opinion when a universally hated movie is winning over much better movies

jamie jones

Gotta love the 400+ votes and 40 likes com on people show some love

Adrien Goffigan

We hate you. 😁😅

shaneth138

Exactly. I was surprised the first transformers won but could understand because it’s pretty entertaining. The second one however is genuinely one of my least favorite movies ever lmao.

shaneth138

Transformers is in fact, not great 😅

shaneth138

The second Transformers is terrible though. Why would anyone want to watch that again?

shaneth138

I can’t believe people like Transformers this much lol. I thought it was pretty much universally hated. Especially the second one. First one is okay but every movie after it is just plain bad. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes is infinitely better.

shaneth138

Omg bro the most overrated franchise again same movie diff villain

Adrien Goffigan

BRO ALEX Ur twitter is hacked dawg. someone is running a scam on it.

hello

Um world war Z is a must watch wtf

Andrew aquino

It’s still close. Poll’s not over yet.

Diana

Too bad it was in vain 😢

Jacob Montoya

These comments are hilarious. People are treating this like a presidential election or like this is the last movie he’ll ever react to. It’s not that serious. It’s just a movie! Geez! 😂

Diana

But Jurassic stretched out movies is better?

hello

The transformers movies are terrible. Why is this choice??

Carl Baker

I'll be honest im voting transformers because i have 0 interest in rewatching the apes films. I go to see new movies every week since i have alist and i even skipped the new one last weekend since i just don't enjoy them.

William Thomas

I was originally going to go with World War Z, but I changed it to Planet of the Apes in hopes that Transformers loses.

Rammad27

I'd rather watch Dawn or WWZ over any of the transformers movies. They are all the same, for the most part. There are much much better movies out there.

James Lewis

Honestly feel this is robot shenanigans out here trolling an entire Patreon community. If people are actually voting for transformers then where are they in comments section defending the choice? Seems like it’s only us who are confused why transformers is even there in the first place.

Josh Bruner

We dont talk about that

Hungryninja

Ok thanks I appreciate the help

Matthew

Usually quite short like 1 day at most I'd say as he for the most part films the reaction and releases the cut just a few days after.

MasterElodin

We need a sequel poll with zombieland, now u see me, crimes of grindewald and national treasure those will be forgotten lol

Jacob

Transformers 2? What. The. Actual. Fuck.

Josh Bruner

Yall arguing about tranformers vs apes i want Jurassic Park franchise lol

Jacob

Come on guys lets switch off and go Planet of the Apes then next time Transformers and so on

Gabriel Vespa

Right? I am sure after all Transformers movies we'll go back to the Apes trilogy.

Elli Mendi

Hey y’all I’m new to Patreon can someone tell me how many days the poll lasts?

Matthew

Based off the comment section….WHO EVEN VOTED FOR TRANSFORMERS?!?!? Especially over those other options

Jacob Montoya

It's still early. There are still many many many more votes that'll be coming in. No worries. Eventually, he'll finish all the franchises, and the disgruntled on all sides can calm down, lol!

Diana

Do people really want Transformers 2 and beyond???? Might as well just skip to Bumblebee. If anything, the second is at least okay.

Jacob Montoya

Maybe after Transformers 4 movies we'll get Apes

Elli Mendi

I'm so sad Dawn is losing but Transformers is great so I'll take it

Elli Mendi

Transformers 1 is one thing. 2 was universally panned and a steep decline in quality.

jamie jones

Jurassic park 2 had more likes than transformers 2. 35-34

jamie jones

For the love of god NOT another transformer movie!!!!😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆❤️❤️❤️

mike

Yo who’s voting transformers 💀 got nothing against it but, dawn and war of the planet of the apes are absolute PEAK

Ian

Gotta be planet of the apes....no way these kids out here voting for transformers...wild times

JHenry_84

bro where tf did these transformers people come from 😭

sippy cup

Lol!

Diana

Soooo we’re started watching planet of the apes then just stopped 😑

Andre

can u watch lego ninjago? i think u would really like it

Gamer William

Seriously? Who votes transformers 2 over Dawn of the Planet of the Apes?! Dawn is hands down the better movie (I say this humorously, as I do believe it, I don't really care, I can wait if I have to)

Pistols O'Brien

Here to keep the transformers train chugging

BeePrimeGaming

There are 5 Jurassic Park films left, well 2 park and 3 World

Jay Luby

Damn monkey n car movies

Hungryninja

Transformers BABY

hello


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