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Speak truths to us, so that we might make them into lies…

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I have free will but I am addicted to the shindig

Adam Casey

Male porn star Mandingo on a rocket while taking viagra... he'll have a deep space 9"

Philip Kelly

Hector Salamanca staring at Joe Black in confusion as he attempts to soothe him with a Mexican accent.

Richard Jeter

Daredevil listening to you having sex from across town

ChucklinNarwhal

Kathleen Kennedy announcing her resignation is in pre-production then immediately cancelling it

George Ramsden

Elon telling one of his child human shields “Wrong kid died!” After an assassination attempt from Salzige

Daniel Felesina

The girl reading this Or hog thursday

Whalebone Jack

RIP

Whalebone Jack

Scrooge Mcducking into Honey coupons

Zeigeis

Patrick brown being just a “lil guy”. Please don’t hit me Pat

Russell Richardson

"Lucille Ball? Torch her"

Chris Holden

Fud Sang and Christopher Moltisanti sipping Lean at the Bing

JRMX

Now that is a niche pull

David U

Hauwk Tua Nuva

David U

Odo's animorph book cover

Tom Swervo

jar jar gets cornrows

bats

Elrond Hubbard

nikotopias

Mao Zeong

Felix Forrester

That’s So Revan!

Glup Shiddo

Vacuum-Desiccated Watto remains, with OFFICIAL "Ferengi Seal of Dismemberment"!, Facebook Marketplace ad

dudecar34

Elden Ring style Mario boss

Jacob Edding

Payakun ruins a whale watching tour

David Jones

Willy Wonka but the Oompa Loompas are fuckin JACKED

Jack Willis

Glen Powelwheel

Elaine “Local Girl” Wiley

Oh shit Jacob got those titanium Kanye grills

alex

Akeelah and the WASP

DoomFeather

The visual representation of the smell of Doctor Dooms helmet

Ryan Pelton

Shrunkie, I honey-ed the kids

COONTAR

Girls Gone Gene Wilder

MooseyMeats

Master class Gondela built of Gundams girt by the GDR. Blood Orphans Cardiac arrest edition SSS+

Chinese Boy Ganoosh

SS United States Tugboat adventure to its eventual scuttle

Sean Murphy

Boof Fey'lya

cptvictor

Shieeeeeeeeeee- Kosher AF

Chinese Boy Ganoosh

Itsy bitsy Mr. Feeny's yellow polka dot bikini

snakpak

Astrogoblin pays the vig to Borko

Daniel Felesina

DEMONNNBOYS

Hankenstein

Beauty is in the eye of the cuckolder

RJ

Patrick (Ratrick) piloting Charlotte ratatouille-style to cause mischief and commit crimes

lexilucy

Jesse Ventura: Pet Cryptid Detective

Garry

Lieutenant Data and Bam partaking in the Eucharist at Dennys

Joseph Zecevic

Jon Voight's Pro Skater

Mooseshark

Scott STAP speeder

Junepocalypse

the wizard of oz, but all the munchkins are Armando

goodbye Tarfful

So I'm sick, while sleeping I had the podcast on and during a fever dream, dreamt that you guys started a bread company called AstroBreadlin and also started a new podcast that can only be listened to on Sundays and by Jewish people, and the show was called AstroGobJew

Matt Boje

President Vanilla Ice nuking Pyongyang and Disneyland Paris

Swisher

The two wolves fighting inside Patrick (not a metaphor)

Brad sweeney

The 2nd prompt that was liked by the person in the chair, but with x1.5 Markiplier

rahjahknows

human skin truck baby

Terence Wiggins

Wallace Shawn and Jon Lovitz walk into a bar. Ouch.

Fun!

Oscar Wilde's The Importance of Being Ernest P. Worrell

buttsrofl

Patrick Brown's Old Family Style Mustache and Pubic Wax

ThirdDeadMan

John Tarffulta

Haste

Bam becomes pope

Johnald90

Hedwig and the angry Minch

HeyJoshRob

Keef Girgo passes you a blunt on Niamos

Kenneth Laster

Satanic panic at the disco

nicktelecast .

Ernest goes to Dachau

Daniel Brown

My girlfriend shaving my back

Just Joe

Angel Boys wake up in a Birkin themed Saw trap.

Ratking

astrogoblin as evangelion mechs

slashx00

Dr. Salzige Cayde-Heringe’s soap

wagonfullapancakes

Patrick’s Pretentious Pretty Pyramid of Palmdale

Daniel Brown

Elon's Musk. A new scent for autistic nazis.

Garry

Silent Phil (phil margera looking for april and bam in a foggy cvs)

SteamedJams

Elon's IVF babies vs Salzige's boys

TempusRimeblood

Charlotte gets annoyed Patrick clicks on porn and transforms into a snake like james earl jones in Conan

Bailey ate all the beans

Taste and see that the lord is cooze

Quest Bruv

Faygo is the blood of christ

confusedgoat

chumlee harvey oswald

Scrapple Roan

Speedball Racer (dir. The Wachowskis)

Leebos

Golfin' Gollum

fairytaleforhire

Kramer gets whacked

Bryan Weiss

Big Charlotte Little CHYNA

TCKingCeryn

Wow, there is already a lot of comments. They will never read this.

Dustin Willis

Jennifer Coolidge and the Temple of "Ooo!"

Chaz Surfboard

Ville Valo desperately trying to talk him out of it

Martyn O'Neill

Sebulba sabotaged Dale

Beans

Oh cool, man, an ortolan song bird

liam

Aliens come to earth but they're Toydarian

Dr. Deagle

Nosferatu eating the younglings

bobdole

Dexter Jettster’s babe magnet car

GoodPostReilly

Bionicle: Masc of Light

David U

Hold on, let's hear 'em out...

David U

Hermain Cain and Meatloaf proudly looking down on a second trump administration after dying from COVID

NukeWarm

Charlotte causes an oil spill

stushow

B’ill Maher Monk

Daphne

Patrick Brown is the 20th hijacker

Alan Ma

Timothy Oy Vey!

Rullagan

Hollywood Ambassador nativity scene

Sean Banne

Patrick Brown - King of Botaswana

Grandpa Piss

Someone has set Wesley Crusher on fire! Thank god.

Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp

Golden Sun was a good game.

b00n

Hey Charlotte can you add lego batman please, thanks

Clickery21

Iguanodon swat team

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just

Bam mistakenly hosts a Lostprophets comeback gig.

J Jedi Jameson

the last supper but it's at hooters

calamansipapi

Patrick "Neil Peart" Brown, drumming for Rush circa 1976

Lord of Skunks

Patrick aged 100 years from having to read every prompt

ShinChaos

Richard Kind’s Kindfreak

Hauntlink

Astrogoblin enjoying Hooters Texas style Ortolan songbird special

Dom

Charlotte and Patters introducing Jacob to deep state 9

Dom

Uncut gems gandalfini

Rangos

Gasgan-Oh!

Martyn O'Neill

That’s just white baby grinch…

Martyn O'Neill

I Saw The Pee-wee Glow

Chuck Euphoria

it was? dammit. my alternate was Bud Court T.V.

Cody Nicholls

The DEIs of March

Baron Sogz

But pronounced like chemo

Free Will

Gen Z cat lady/ Temu Therapy

Free Will

Bifur, Bofur, and Bombur go visit the pope in hospital

Siôn Williamson

Various federal offices laid off staff and replaced them with Gremlins

Pighokey

Astrogoblin vs. New Norm (Godzilla vs. Kong style)

Alexander

DEI Hard

thehobknoblin

Spaghet! Pregnant?!

Claire Myers

Astrogoblin fitness' new get ripped quick scheme.

Shitnarnia

Oh God, a second runabout just hit Terok Nor!

Will Stephens

memorial for Patrick in the style of Russian Mafia gravestones

Harper

President Ark ‘Bumpy’ Roosevelt.

Martyn O'Neill

Astrogoblin's inevitable vtuber homunculus

William Ambervein

Cassian AnDORK

Chicofriend

Logo of “Mus-que”, Elon’s new fragrance line. Obviously it will involve that picture of him with the chainsaw. “Mus-que: 0% of the time, it works every time 👍🏻.”

bozzwick

Jacob eatin' a big ole' sammich.

Jeremy Murray

Hey, this was a joke on Arrested Development - COME ON!

oldleech

Dart Vader, Dart Maul, Dart Plagus

Luke Vigil

Hamburglar auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Alfy Red

It’s weird you think there’s only three of them. I’m pretty sure there’s even more than one father brown

Honey-Boo-Boo

Death to Videodrome. Long live The New Norm.

oldleech

Bada Bing! Way of the Prophets

Drew Wagner

Charlie Brown Bunny

Ralph d. Apel

Phill margera laying a delicious egg for bam to eat

Mr penis

Bud Cort Court

Cody Nicholls

Poop

Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando

If I had a penny for every BBC show about a Catholic priest solving murders I'd have like three pennies which isn't a lot but it's weird there's three of them

bobloblaw_rms

Confident Hulud asks you out for dinner and dancing.

Erynsaurus

A long time ago in a gabagoolaxy far, far away

Hog

The first angelllboy sounds his trumpet

Kyall Robinson

That's enough Internet for tonight, Oedipus.

Tariq Moustapha

Ernest Goes to Militia Camp

bobloblaw_rms

Benjamin Sicko

Sparpie

Create Jacob's ideal fursona

Kochebi

Super Mario Bros before hoes.

Tariq Moustapha

Godlike RFK jr. drops dreamscourge bear in Living Lands park as a prank

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

Jerry Lundegaard as King Gustavus Adolphus

bobloblaw_rms

Tony Mandrell and Big Pussy Roose Stealing Spotchka from the Vespa Gang

Russell Richardson

Elon Musk hulking out in a suit made out of his 13 doxxed children

Forrerrist

Buca di B3PO

jstowe18

Miquella's golden state warriors

Gollum Juice

USS Enterprise IPad kid bridge crew

Brendon Abbl

Astro-Gabagooblin

Bailey Yeager

Leonardo DiCarprio

MeatBear

woke new pope chimney smoke

Annabelle W

Jocasta Nudes

M B

Where's Waldo: Grassy Knoll edition

NickIsRadford

Comedy finally being legalized

Nibblonians

Patrice

Maxwell

Oprah plays Among Us with the audience

NRay7882

Father Brown (Patrice (Patrick/Pat/Patters)) x Father Brown (BBC (The Show))

Honey-Boo-Boo

Woah muppets on the mind I guess 😂

Tomfoolery

Bud Cortolan songbird

Ryan Light-Motley

Elon Musk and The Chamber of Secrets

KurtAngleScreamingYEAH

Judge Judy presiding over the Nuremberg trials

Travis Davey

Elon Tusk but instead of a shameless rick and morty cameo he's in Tusk (2014)

Emilio L

Astrogoblin as the muppets - can be as horrifying as you like

Tomfoolery

Live action adaptation of Antz

Adriano Bacuita

Glenn Powell (big face) and Harrison Ford (small face) on a date

Maxwell

This is difficult to accurately put into words so can you just google "russian mob gravestones"?

LeKa

A bunch of Hell’s Angels on podracers

Nurse Gab

Ernest Goes Across State Lines to Fight Protesters

Michel Lichand Mendonça

Glen Utapau-ll

Madeline Alright

9/12 if Mark Wahlberg had been on the plane.

Blake Spears

The muppets take rikers island

Jay Deines


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