#CONTENT Survey Results!

Hey all, Eddie here. So let’s talk about the results of the Family Fortunes/Feud Content episode!

For those who don’t recall or were not part of the survey, many of these questions had some pretty leading predefined answers, mainly to make the process of reviewing the results less work for me. But most had the “Other” option where people could add their own, which lead to many cases where they out-ranked some of the predefined answers.

Name a Muppet character who would be in the top 1% of OnlyFans

Out of the 566 people who completed the survey, 226 people voted for Miss Piggy.

Elliot’s other guesses were very good, Gonzo in 5th place, Rizzo in 6th and Beaker in 7th. Only 9 people agreed with Tom’s assessment of Janice and her lips.

Some other submissions were: Jim Henson’s Hand, Jason Segel and Michael Caine.

This video is sponsored by:

There actually was a poll for the video’s sponsor. Naturally Surfshark won with an overwhelming majority. Nord actually came third with second place going to Raid Shadow Legend.

Name the worst place in the home to keep a Mine Turtle

This question was all predefined answers and it shows with heavy skewing to Nursery. Perhaps more room options would have created more diverse answers.

Other than Shrek, name a character from the 2001 movie, Shrek, who fucked my mum.

Two people did actually submit “Shrek” so if there had been more that did that, Elliot could have scored some more points! And the audience vote of Dragon outranked Fiona who was a predefined option, dropping her to 7th place. The other top answers were Three Blind Mice in 8th, Pinocchio in 9th and The Magic Mirror in 10th.

Those who voted for Fairy Godmother, Prince Charming and Puss In Boots either need to re-read the question or go rewatch the first Shrek movie.

Other submissions include Farquaad Mascot Head guy, The old lady who turns in Donkey and Simon Cowell.

You see someone walking a cute doggy! What do you stroke first?

This question was really just a set-up and the audience and the boys played along perfectly.

Fill in the blank with an animal to make a popular phrase: "____ Shit"

This question was all predefined answers but it’s probably my favourite question out of the bunch! And I’m not talking Bird Shit.

Oh no! There's been a murder. Name a character from the Mario franchise who'd be the main suspect.

Other top murder suspects include Mario (who definitely did it) at 6th place, Donkey Kong in 7th and Yoshi in 8th.

Other submitted suggestions of sinister slayers include Birdo, Dr Mario, Sonic and Toadette (perhaps Toad’s accomplice)

Using just one word, complete this sentence: "Oh fuck, I'm going to ___ "

As the only question with zero predefined answers, this was a clusterfuck to work through!

Following Morb was Cry, Pre, Piss and Bust. AKA an average Friday night.

Really like the location-based answers, but not enough agreement in one location for it to become a top answer. These include Birmingham, Brazil, Coventry, Denny’s, Disneyland, Finland, McDonalds, Space and Tescos.

Other submissions include Crash, Scream, Transition and Work.

And here are all the other ones that didn’t make the edit (and some didn’t make the recording!)

Name a superhero from the MCU who would have the most difficulty undressing to go poop

Other submissions include Baymax, Dr Eggman, Stan Lee and Your Mum.

Mr Beast wants to buy your soul. What thing normally found in pockets would you swap it for?

I switched the question midway through because it was a shit question, haha. So the results are a mess but considering “Hole” was such a highly voted answer, I didn’t think the boys would fairly guess that so I bailed on it. 

How are you feeling?

A range of emotions here, many on the negative side which is worrying.

Other submissions include Big, Gay, “i want to consume the blood of the innocent”, “Like I want to commit tax fraud” and “with my fingers”.

Name a body function you wish you could get someone else to do for you

The results of this were strange - I LOVE sleeping!

Other submissions include “Blue Balls”, Hair Growth and Exist.

Name something you could do with a copy of Super Smash Bros Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube, other than play it

This was another dud question from me that just became too much of a mess to get clear answers from.

A lot of you want to have intercourse with it which is ethically and medically a bad idea. Plus it’ll get you kicked out of EVO for sure.

Name something you might forget

This was a question, much like the Doggy one, that was really a set-up for a silly answer with “Dre”. A very dated joke in retrospect!

If you're alone on a desert island with no food and the dead body of Eddie Bowley, which part of him do you eat first?

Remind me to never fall asleep around any of you vultures.

I'm popping to the shops, do you want anything?

This was very close to being included had “Dad” been a more top voted answer, because that’s very funny. This question would have been better in general if I hadn’t overloaded it with predefined answers. My efforts to cut down the workload killed some potentially very funny moments! Oh well!

Other answers include Cash Register, Horse, “My will to live” and “The Shop”.

Name something you could throw onto a cat to really piss it off

Another question that had more funny audience answers spoiled by my predefined questions. Plus I felt the boys wouldn’t fairly guess “oil” (which was one of my own answers!).

Name the worst social media site to accidentally leak your nudes onto

A pretty good round, but this was one of the few questions I didn’t allow audience submitted answers which would have vastly improved it. LinkedIn was an oversight on my part!

Name your least favourite race

This was a clear set-up for the boys and it worked! Although while filming, I could have sped up the punch-line by just having ONE top answer which said “any sports race”. Which I could have then broken down by your votes, rather than had dragged it out for multiple top answers.

Anyway, thank you all again for taking part in the survey! I hope you found it more fun than I did when I have to scroll through all the different names and spellings of the word "Cum".