~May's Weekly Hour Long Video~

Veronica from the heathers gives you advice on how to survive high school and get ready for college. But none of the advice is helpful other than be organized or something along those lines of basic.

Bea

If it's not too late: Someone who has fallen into a wishing well is now stuck listening & giving their opinion on the wishes of others.

Smooth AF😬

Some sort of personification of ones organs/humours, haranguing you for your terrible job of keeping them healthy.

Scientist sizing you up and taking readings from you and is not at all impressed with what she sees

“Vaguely Sinister Corporate ASMR” (that's the title) You are a CEO-type figure in a conference room wooing a client. Your facial expression is a generally unwavering intense stare punctuated with cool smiles. Hands folded. Your speech is cool, deliberate, formal, crisp pronunciation. So, like an ‘evil corporate villain’ one would see in a movie. However, you are unfailingly polite and gracious to your guest throughout. The dialogue consists of an absurd highlighting of tokens of luxury (e.g. “Allow me to pour you a glass of our Gold Series Evian Spring Water. [leans forward, still with intense stare] Sooo refreshing!” “I trust that our limousine brought you safely to the Four Seasons Hotel? [intense stare] Excellent!” “Is this your new briefcase which you had emailed me about? Ah, Italian leather, you say? [touches briefcase, momentary flash of ecstasy] Exquisite!”), hopelessly bureaucratic tasks (“We shall now have to complete together Tax Forms 48-A and Disclosure Forms R-52, etc.” “Note the stipulation in Line 8: that all new policy initiatives be communicated to the Department of Health within 30 days…”) or else an impenetrable thicket of general Corporate-speak (e.g. “These charts show projected quarterly earnings for our new aggressive growth fund…”). Triggers include signing paperwork, pouring water. I don’t know if this roleplay would be striving to be “relaxing” or if it can be done for an hour, but it could be pretty funny.

A Malignant Witch loses her memories of being evil by being seduced by her thoughts of turning a new; but apon the discovery of 1 of her old creations (the viewer), she is reminded why being bad is nothing but good will..

You've started a cult and need new members! So you decide to make a YouTube video where you try and convince us to sign up for a not so small fee.

Cyberpunk presidential candidate films an ASMR campaign ad

Francisco Hernandez

I love all your goddess roleplays and would love to see one of some Norse deities :D

(Greek Mythology) Pan turns his girlfriend into a flute because she rejects him.

You are Montresor from the Cask of Amontillado, about to get your revenge on Fortunato

You are a visionary asmr guru sent by managers of The Kinks to give them a "talking to" before their chaotic 1965 American tour. Or maybe it would work better after the tour to "go over things that went wrong".

John T James

Karma consultant helps you file for reincarnation

You found the last person on earth, that experience ASMR. As a notable scientist, you are intrigued.

Cagatay Kaya

Pharmaceutical lawyer negotiates compensation for clinical drug trials that turned you into a baby. 2nd try 😁

I really enjoyed your painting commentary. Simple, relaxing, not too fatiguing to muse for an hour while you make some art.

Luke McNeil

Dark witch suck the soul out of you

A Twin Peaks-esque video would be wild 🤙