Archibald, as all the other Club members clothed in a red wide cloak, stepped in front of the dais. "Gentleman, welcome to the examination and verification of this spectacular new cock for membership in CLUB 22". "Those of you who wish to examine this applicant, may do so. Offer him some 'encouragement' or simply 'enjoy' him. You may 'sample' and 'stimulate' this prize cock and take the applicant to the 'edge'. Please don't take him 'over the edge' until the measuring process is completed! Then you may have your fill of him.
Gentleman, for your consideration and pleasure, Eliah!
To be continued...