Crappens on Demand: The Valley S2E16: Lost Sporkle
Added 2025-07-30 22:32:50 +0000 UTCThe Valley begins its three part reunion with Britney claiming to have lost her sporkle, Jax insisting that he’s working on Jax version 72.5, and Zack making lots of Gladys Kravitz faces on the end of the couch
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I don’t see the issue with Kristen wanting to TRY and pursue a friendship with Jesse. They’ve been friends before. Just because the Valley witches (Karen & Michelle) hate Jesse, should not be a influence their friendship! Brittany is NO Kentucky Bumpkin!! She is the most manipulative of them all!!! She plays- Jax- Boo hoo you hurt me, u know I luuv you: Michelle- Jesse’s just horrible to you, I luuv you; Karen- I know Kristen is terrible & Danny is a creep, I luuv you; Kristen- I am on ur side & Janet should of never said that, I luuv you; Zack- You know ur my bestest longest friend & I love you; Aaron- Your relationship with Michelle is #couplegoals! I luuv you; Jason/Daren- I can’t believe Kristen started that rumor about the ring (but don’t ask me in the group bcuz I didn’t hear it from Kristen)! I luuv you! Luke- OMG!! I am sooooo happy for you & Kristen! You make the perfect couple & I just know a baby is on it’s way! I luuv you!; Brittany to Brittany- Can you believe that Kristen, my BEST friend got engaged and I didn’t plan it or wasn’t even there for it? Fuck Nia & Danny, who are they? She’s MY best friend (even though I never had her back since season 1) & now I am really going to not have Nia & Danny’s back during the reunion (even worse than how I didn’t have their back during the season bcuz there was a planned Nia & Danny take down that Jax planned! And of course… I’ve been planning with Jax all season (the engagement “leak”)!! I luuv myself!! And so she (Brittany) is! Can’t wait for next season… now that all this has been exposed & and no one has Jax to hide behind or to plan a take down with! We removed 1/3 of the EVIL… let’s see how the 2/3 will fair next season!?!!
Kathleen Diaz
2025-08-10 17:30:48 +0000 UTC“Your mom would also want that respect…so f*ck your mom too.” 💀
Tryst
2025-08-05 23:12:37 +0000 UTC
