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BONUS #552 : WHITE LOTUS S3E07

Time to recap the penultimate episode of The White Lotus season 3. Rick makes his move, Victoria enlists Jesus against Buddha, and Chelsea refuses to give Saxon another hand. Enjoy we’ll see you next week for the finale.

BONUS #552 : WHITE LOTUS S3E07

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WhaaaaaT?

Sharon Eldridge

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Sharon Eldridge

Does Chloe give Winona Ryder to anyone else??

Jenn

Amazing! I didn’t know that about Ronnie. Love it, glad you caught it too!!

Alex Shaw

I did! I’m sure it was, he’s referred to being a true crime guy before. I have also made that comparison watching the show and was just tickled lol

Keke Bethune

Leslie Bibb and Sam Rockwell are a long-term couple in real life and have done a few things together, so when he showed up it made sense on many levels.

Looney Fiber Arts

How did I not know Gary/greg was uncle Rico in napoleon dynamite

Molly Kreutzfeldt

I bet Chelsea dies. 😢

Stephisabagel 🥯

Saxton was never jerking off watching his brother have sex. Lochlan was only jerking off Saxton. Thats all that we saw and Chloe confirmed it. He was trying to dominate his brother. In the scene before they took the drug, Saxton laughed at Lochlan for being a senior in high school and then he told Saxton, “one day I’m going to take you down”. Saxton laughed and gave him a noogie. Lochlan is like the Laurie of the blonde group.

Mary Redden

Did anyone catch Ronnie’s Murdaugh murder joke? He said something like “come back to Carolina, crash your boat, kill your mom.” Diff Carolina than the Ratliff but still such a funny quip. At least, if that is what he was referring to.

Alex Shaw

Fellow Bi Agrees!

DanielleMarie77777

I think the tsunami imagery is metaphorical .... I think Tim and maybe Victoria will drink the Pom Pom tree fruit, and I think the body in the water is either Rick from being shot by Sritala's bodyguards, OR Tim from the poison drink and the shootout is Russians and Gaitok, and Mook could be shot by Russians. I think Gaitok is spiritually protected, so far Mike White has not gone with really tragic deaths, if that changed I think it would be more likely to be Chelsea, or Lachlan, than Gaitok.

DanielleMarie77777

Gaitok made an offering to spirits for protection. So did Belinda. I think they will be OK 🤞😬

DanielleMarie77777

Every time you say “will gaitok survive this” WILL MOMTOK SURVIVE

angelina

Mike White identifies as bisexual actually. (Sorry I hate to be the “actually” person but as a fellow bi it’s my job lol)

Steph 👩🏻‍🦰

The White Lotus crossover WE NEED

Steph 👩🏻‍🦰

Pleaseeee cover the finale with Mattie and poods

Molly Kreutzfeldt

Ben you're so correct about the double-edged sword of frustration inherent in the mystery puzzle-boxy show viewing experience -- when the theories are right, it's a bit of a let-down, because it feels too predictable, and when the theories are wrong, it's a bit of a letdown, because either feels like your personal theory was better, or have heard better ones have been floated by the hive mind 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Nailed It 🔨🔨🔨

DanielleMarie77777

I am loving hearing my name out of your mouths. 😆🥰

Lori

That character was played by one of the other survivor competitors from Mike White’s season — Natalie Cole. She was an easter egg for survivor fans!

Allison Lewis-Towbes

I'm afraid the body in the water is that one other black lady Belinda made eye-contact with in the pilot

Lindsey Peterson

Another great speculative point I heard (from Ross on Oysters Clams Cockles podcast) about Tim potentially poisoning his family, is about how cults have been a theme the whole season, and what do cults do when the world is coming for them? Drink the kool aid 😰🧉

DanielleMarie77777

Ronnie I was driving when I was listening to your recap last week and I went nuts over your theory re: Kate hearing from her mutual friends with Victoria about what's going on with Timothy, and being such a tone deaf busybody that she walks up to her and just makes some casual offhand bitchy comment, and just RIPS the lid off that situation… I think this is THE No. 1 best theory I've heard and I'm still really hoping it happens in the finale! Looking forward to this one, you are the best, thank you so much!! 🩷🌴

DanielleMarie77777

Love this theory! I was also thinking Gaitok will be involved in the shooting - after figuring out that the Russians and Valentin duped him. He will have his opportunity to show Mook that he can fight. The foreshadowing of Chloe saying bad things happen in threes would make her death as the accidental death a good theory. You are so right, the privileged people always sort of have to pack up and move on leaving behind the chaos.

Kate H

My new theory is that the shots we hear is gaitok’s “killer instincts” kicking in to shoot the Russians in a heroic act of some kind But the dead body I feel has to be someone that’s more of a lone character- the family members and the best friends would require an emotional fall out of those people that loved the deceased. That ain’t white lotus style. Mike white likes to show these rich privileged assholes just moving on in their lives off to forget whatever chaos happened around them I think it may be Chloe that’s dead or someone else with fewer deep connections. Mook maybe? And it’ll be a freak accident probably involving the fruit

Amanda Hite

I love the Notary when I come up to Philly from DC!

Amy Jo Benavides


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