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Crappens on Demand: Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink

This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Danni gets dumped after Chase finds out she hooked up with Gary and it’s really sad. LOL JK. Also, there are some ladies who almost die from gluten allergies.

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Crappens on Demand: Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink

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Shackle F*ckFace is gonna be my go-to from now on…

Jennifer B

Danni is as annoying as ever this episode - but Chase joined her ranks this episode. I am embarrassed to admit he kinda had me fooled before. I thought he was cheesy, but not a bad guy. It was so annoying that he was pulling the whole “You LIED to me!” Schtick. He was smart about it, too. He tells the audience that he isn’t judging Danni’s past sex life, he’s just *so upset* that she would lie to him! This ignores the reality that women have to protect themselves from a world that constantly shames them for being able to make their own choices regarding their bodies. It’s obvious he doesn’t actually care about the lie, but is looking for an out that makes him sympathetic. And if he were actually as progressive as his “I don’t care about her sexual history” statement is trying to make him appear to be, then he would understand why she felt the need to lie. It all just rubbed me the wrong way. Like, just be honest and say you wanna be able to screw all the Bravo fans you run into in bars.

Beth-a-knee

One of the funniest impressions that I’ve heard was the Ronnie’s impression of Gary talking to his mother on the phone. ALOT of “Bleh, Bleh, Bblllle”. LOLOOLOL I giggle thinking of it’

R.Simone

The CostCo joke KILLLLLLLLED me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Long Jaw Silver

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HeyJane!

Fellow Celiac, rice is gluten free until they bathe it in gluten as they do with everything, sigh....

Jennifer Riester

As someone with Celiac disease this episode triggered me! There should be allergen protocols in place so none of this mix up could occur. The best restaurants have someone designated to bring out the allergy plate and the food has a pick in it indicating it's an allergy. That being said, anyone else think Bravo put out a casting call for guests who have the most food allergies to apply???

Jennifer Riester

Captain Glen displays no balls, here. Gary, basically, throws a temper tantrum & negotiates down the pre determined set of consequences of BEING DRUNK ON DUTY DURING A CHARTER! He’s the first officer! He ain’t cleaning toilets. If you want anyone not drunk, it’s the deck crew. This fuckin show….Thank God for it. I need the silly reality drama in my life right about now. The levity. But, for real though….Capt Glen sets the tone & they’re all unprofessional as a result.

R.Simone

I totally understand Romaine being preferred, basic or not, it adds texture. Along with iceberg, it adds a nice crunch to non-crunchy lettuces. I like all lettuces, but only if there’s crunchy lettuce mixed in. That’s probably why the charter guest said, “Romaine only.” They haven’t tried enough mixups. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Kristen

Best impressions ever…cracking up!

Kristen

I was eating gluten free pretzels while I watched this! I feel so seen ;)

Janice

Below deck sailing should pay you guys a commission . Because of you two I’ve grown to love this show. Your imitations crack me up like you read about. Thanks yet again for the laughter.

Katie Manock

As a celiac: rice is gluten free. You know what's not gluten-free? Soy sauce. Traveling in Asia is like going to France and looking for food without salt. It sucks.

HeyJane!


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