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Crappens on Demand: RHOSLC S05E10: Crash and Hepburn

Mary hosts a Breakfast at Tiffany’s-themed party on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City which leads to fighting, resolution, tears, and very strange bangs.

Crappens on Demand: RHOSLC S05E10: Crash and Hepburn

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Ok so many comments on this one. First I freaking LOVE when Ronnie cracks Ben up and Ben bursts out laughing-the ninja turtles pizza maker part had me cracking up. Ok Todd. He is old and crabby. Every man gets old and crabby-it is disgusting and a double standard applies for women but she knows who she married. He treats her like his child because that is the essence of their age difference. When Angie said to Britni that she’s fucking 3 men I almost died and had to watch that whole scene again it was so fucking hilarious. Britni get some therapy and self esteem girl. Mary is a borderline criminal and I don’t care if she is being “nice” this season. Y’all need to go listen to The Bravo Docket episode about her and her step grandpa. She’s being nice because production probably threatened her that if she wants to be on this show again she needs to change her attitude. Angie’s scene about her mom left me bawling-I just lost one of my very best friends to alcohol and she left behind so many broken hearts that hit home to me. Heather is not being authentic and just trying to be what she thinks is a good housewife-Stir everyone up and divide the group. She is no match for Bronwyn. LOVE that Bronwyn shut that shit DOWN and like Ronnie said-read her for FILTH. I’m bored with Meredith and Lisa is just an insufferable human being. This was an AMAZING episode and love the recaps. ❤️🤣

Kristi Bullard

Raccoon penis- it is actually the bone inside the penis and it was used as a toothpick. My dad used to mow the lawn of this old guy when I was little - he was like 80 and I’m 44 now- and it was pretty common “back in the old days” 😬

Jennifer Myers

I just knew this recap would have me CRACKING UP!! SLC gives so much. All the way down to Mary’s closing statements about the flintstones!!! I was so weak. Couldn’t wait to hear your commentary 💖

Tyga_Lilee

I have to admit, I’m a Teddy Swims fan. Love his music. Lose Control Funeral The Door Somethin’ Bout A Woman 🎶🎼🎶

ColeenSkygal0330

If completely forgotten that Whitney also has a son named Brooks until this most recent episode.

Kimberly Jefferson

I can’t with the Todd impressions. I love you guys.

bridgette Kaplan

I am convinced Todd is Kurtis the child from wife swap whose life was chicken nuggets, grown up. They have the same energy

Amy Barbour

Yes I came to say this!

Jessica

I almost want to see Monica come back as a friend to Bronwyn. Almost …

Maureen Wilson

Actually she said they were Greek Key like the Versace.

Maureen Wilson

She said they were Versace which is not true. What she should have said is Lincoln inspired Versace style. Because Versace was not alive in the 1800's

Jacinda Tolbert

What I think is so funny is a couple episodes ago. Mary didn't know who Jared was but he is talking about their relationship like they are best of friends and they have a connection. Lol 😂😂😂😂😂

Jacinda Tolbert

Heather sucks. “Good luck non-getters.”

Ruby Lynn Carr

I am here for Country Ronnie! I love Jelly Roll his life story is actually incredible. Ben you need to watch Breakfast at Tiffany’s such a classic. I’m still trying to figure out which season is the real Mary. I’m wondering if she is more herself this season because her husband isn’t around. As the Crappens resident Armenian I love Angie and I kind of love seeing her front and center this season.

Stephanie D. 🇦🇲

Darn it Ronnie I had to google Jelly Rolls performance at the CMA awards and now it’s 730 A M and I have to completely redo my make-up. I’m either laughing out loud at you guys and now I’m sobbing too? I’m kidding I love it. I thoroughly enjoy when I listen to you both. It makes my day,

Katie Manock

Ben not having seen Breakfast at Tiffany's and Ronnie watching white gospel at CMAs...what is happening????!!!! 😵🤣

Lori

I must have watched Angie/Brooks conversation 10x at this point - your impression is so, so funny & spot on - “should we talk about your laundry… a little bit” 😭

Jess

I feel so called out having an actual toddler named Brooks 🫣🫣🫣 I did this to myself.

Anna

I couldn’t believe she was right!! #JusticeforAngieK

Dani Paz

Exactly!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Dani Paz

Hard agree!!! He’s so cringe and his low-key misogynistic tone makes me angry 😡

Dani Paz

todd is gross. he was basically saying that her showing anger was “unbecoming.” women are constantly punished for showing anger in a way that men are not. i’ve seen a lot of redditors defend him as just “no bullshit” and “old-school” but those are terrible excuses…and when i hear “old-school” i just hear a more politically correct euphemism for “misogyny”

Beth-a-knee

The Todd impressions bring tears to my eyes. It's as good as the first time breathy heather Dubrow with the coralline mom eyes was revealed 🫠

Kathryn Connelly

Bronwyn left no crumbs, Heather was so outmatched that luncheon needs to be in the Herstory books.

Erica Garcia

Angie was right about Lincoln having the Versace like china! It’s the third (pink) Lincoln china set. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_service_of_the_Lincoln_administration#CITEREFDetweiler1975

Stephanie Kennedy

i also was thinking that ronnie was about to tell us that the CMAs had mentioned WWC and was so curious/excited

Beth-a-knee

Omg our country pop culture knowledge is the same. Thank the gods for you guys

Kathryn Connelly


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