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Crappens on Demand: RHOSLC S05E03: The Jewels of Ali Bobblehead

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are off to Milwaukee! The glamour! Whitney is accused of being an Ali Baba faker, Bronwyn starts her first nonsensical fight, and Mary Marys.

Crappens on Demand: RHOSLC S05E03: The Jewels of Ali Bobblehead

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I bet it’s possible she has not

Kate Steinberg

I’m so concerned for her vaginal health! I also want Dr. Jackie and Dr. Simone to have a crossover with Mary on SLC 😹

Megan Reigle

Obsessed! Made me laugh loudly at work

Megan Reigle

Yes!!🙌🏻 I loved the joke about Italy joining city states to become a nation 🇮🇹

Megan Reigle

I think Mary is using a tampon in the vaginal canal where it belongs, but it’s putting pressure on her urethra and relieving the urgency to pee all the time. You can get medical grade silicone inserts that basically do the same thing, they are often marketed to runners, Uresta is one but I think there is others. Menopause and having a child (even a cesarean! 😭) all increase urgency in women.

Jessica

I think Meredith has a line of caviar? And Whitney was like hey bring your caviar, it’s fancy and promotes your product. But I could be wrong!! I also didn’t see anything bitchy about dying she already was bringing it

Jessica

Lol thank you for clarifying I came to say the same thing-the uterus and vagina have nothing to do with the bladder and urethra. And using a tampon with no flow can be dangerous and life threatening (toxic shock syndrome) like has Mary ever been to an OB/GYN????🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Kristi Bullard

Thanks for the Calculus joke there Ben! Took me right back to my Freshman year in college

Jamie All Runner

Yes please!

Jamie All Runner

Literally in my recent sex-ed talk with my son, I started with, girls have a place where pee comes out and a second opening to their vagina right behind it. That opening has nothing to do with pee. This episode made me so happy I started with the very, very basics. 🤣

Tonya Adamski

I had no idea they were a Mormon group!

Tonya Adamski

Lol true

Amanda Schreiber

THE JETS!!!!!!!! They were my favorite back in the day.

Kate Feltgen

I thought Whitney should be Blanche. I mean she used to be under her husbands desk all the time lol.

Stephanie D. 🇦🇲

Did anyone else catch how Mary’s luggage looked like something from TJ Maxx (no shade that’s where I got mine). Also I’m confused as to why Whitney thought asking Meredith to bring caviar is an olive branch. Like hey girl I’ve been a real AH to you do you mind spending a ton of money on caviar for a plane ride. Smh

Stephanie D. 🇦🇲

This lizards as editors lizard people tangent is killllling me. 😂 never change, darlings.

Alexa Devlin

Yeah, no, a tampon can’t go in the pee hole. There are 3 holes: urethra for peeing; vagina for menstruation and stuff; and anus. You guys have those. Clitoris, for the record, is not a hole. I don’t know WTAF Mary is talking about. I don’t think she understands anatomy.

Kate Steinberg

Mary is Sophia - they love to insult people to their face 😆 Whitney is Rose - the sheltered naive airheads Bronwyn could be Blanche - not a sexpot but kind of sassy in her interviews. And Meili would be Dorothy - the deadpan straight man. 😊

Amanda Schreiber

And I just wasted too much time watching Justin Bieber lizard videos.

Mike Bowman

The Jets are Tongan. What are the odds of them being related to Jen Shaw. Also, I love their ballads “You Got It All” and “Make It Real”

Jocelyn “Joy” Nguyen

Using a tampon to stop yourself from needing to pee is about as useful as a cocktail umbrella in a tornado.

Camilla Øberg

And it’s, “YOU found out, I got a crush on you!” 😬😅🤗

Lisa Olson

Omg you guys are killing me! When you’re starting the tampon convo I’m just over here like, “No no no, NO!” 🤣🤣🤣

Lisa Olson

Britney’s boyfriend sounds about as cool as Johnny J. Yuk

Katie Manock

I totally agree about Britani, it's sad that Mormonism teache girls they don't have value without a man. She's a great example of all that's wrong with it lol

Bugzi B

I can’t believe this is how I’m learning the Jets were Mormon.

Julia B

Side podcast Stupid 80s songs lyrics.

Mike Bowman


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