Chapter 3: The Advance Guard | Order of the Phoenix (Ad Free!)
Added 2025-09-05 21:00:09 +0000 UTC
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I really want you guys to say “and then the Dementors arrived” instead of dragons! Since that’s the whole point of the first couple chapters of this book.
Rachel C
2025-09-14 17:06:07 +0000 UTC
I was worried that this week's episode was gonna be short due to a smaller chapter. I saw an hour and a half and thought "oh boy here we go!" And off the rails they went. Love every minute of it!
AJ Walters
2025-09-08 12:18:12 +0000 UTC
Prince Andrew and Fergie didn't divorce until 1996 and she was never an actress. I definitely think the reference is to Emma Thompson & Kenneth Branagh (divorced in 1995, they're both very famous actors)
Jessica Straw
2025-09-08 05:27:07 +0000 UTC
glad to see the Deadric jokes are still coming
HuffleDUB
2025-09-06 02:25:16 +0000 UTC
Fergie was (I think) a redhead woman who was married/girlfriend of Prince/King (now) Charles’ brother/cousin … ?? I THINK 🤔 … Please correct me if I’m wrong on this, British Griffindorks (again, I’m American, but I remember my mom saying something about her & seeing a pic of her, too, in a carriage/car, I think … ??) … Also, I think that some wizards/witches TRAIN “magical” owls 🦉 … I think that’s a job in the magical world that people can have … ?? And, I also think that kids from Wizarding families are homeschooled by their parents instead of going to “muggle schools” to learn to read/“maths” (for Brits 😉). Like Molly teaches Ron & his brothers/sister the things kids normally learn in elementary school, I think. BUT does it HAVE to be a bone 🦴, though?? Yes, ol’ Voldy USES a bone, BUT I always thought that’s just because that’s all that LEFT of him … Like can it just be something that has their DNA 🧬 in it, like for Polyjuice potion 🧪 … And bones DO have DNA in them … 🤔 Her father was also in Hufflepuff, I think … But not her mom. So, why would it HAVE to be her mom’s side?? Yes, her dad’s MUGGLEBORN, but not a MUGGLE … So, maybe he has the “gene”?? Yeah, exactly what I was thinking!! ☺️ Good job, Ben!! 👍🏻 Water into wine 🍷 is VERY Christian, too!! And, doesn’t Tonks also disguise 🥸 herself to take Harry somewhere … ?? Not in the battle of the 7 Potters, but somewhere else … ?? 🤔 “Better”, meaning the cloak may fall off while flying 🧹! I think that’s what Lupin meant! 😊 But maybe wizards can only protect themselves against cold WATER … For some reason … 🤔 Oh, they’re going through clouds ☁️ … Never mind, then!! 😅