Government Mandated Dildo SPH - Part 1
Added 2025-12-05 10:00:03 +0000 UTCUGH!! After months of waiting in queue I finally went to get my government issued dildo today and look at it!! I have been SOO HORNY waiting for it, and yet this thing is soooo much smaller than I could have ever expected!! I mean just look at it! The guy this dildo is modeled after must be SO embarrassed by it. I can imagine no woman wants it! I suppose that since I have this thing now, I might as well give it a try, but I am going to be so disappointed and unsatisfied by it. Look at how short and thin it is, I cannot believe I got stuck with this pathetic one!
