Hey, I figured I would call and leave you a voicemail to admit that, well, I've been cheating on you. You see, I'm not happy or satisfied in our relationship and this new co-worker doesn't mind that I'm dating you. He's so much better than you, it's true babe! And he never, ever has trouble giving me pleasure! Plus... his cock is so nice, I can't help but constantly give him blowjobs. Haha, yeah, I know I've never given you one, but it's just how it is babe.