Your Penis is the Smallest in the Study!
Added 2024-02-12 11:00:03 +0000 UTCIt’s so, so nice of you to accept my request to volunteer for my penis measuring study! I have been finding that every guy who comes in on his own is confident and happy to be measured because he is on the bigger side of things. I figured that by asking some average looking guys that I would get more accurate data! Oh, um… I didn’t expect you to be well… that small… You’re not very long or girthy! Well, I guess it makes sense that some guys would be below average, but I didn’t think I would find one this small by random chance! I’m sorry, but I can only view you as being inferior when compared to all these other well endowed guys now…
