Reviewing the Literary arts with Karmacc

Since the time of Aristotle, man has  been searching for a piece of media that could surpass age, gender, ethnicity and last but not least, sex. an immersive tale with a sprawling fantasy world that could surpass lord of the rings in its first impressions.

I believe I have found an answer to our woes, and it resides in a physical visual novel named...

DICK FIGHT ISLAND

AQUISITUION

Now as much as I would like to immediately tell you about this tale. First I must tell you how I obtained this piece of legendary literature. So to give some Karmacc lore, I live with my family and act as a housekeep... I also pay rent (I'm not a complete deadbeat) One day I get home and my mother tells me that they got a shipment of a new manga named, DICK FIGHT ISLAND she thought I'd find it "funny" little did she know I had a fine appreciation of the arts and do not judge books by their titles. My immediate response is "how much is it", the next day I had dick fight island.

STORY

DICK FIGHT ISLAND is a story about a secluded island nation with some, but little, knowledge of the outside world. You see, on this island there are tribal leaders who vow to control the island by ascending a chosen male to the title of king. To do so the must surpass all other males in ritual combat, but instead of violence they instead don large codpieces, each piece o n which represents a victory on their part, an the way to earn victory in these fights... to make the guy cum before you do without violence.  

Our journey starts with a young man returning from a four year journey outside the island to learn of the outside world, and secretly learn new dick fighting techniques. Upon landing back he immediately heads out to join the introduction ceremony where upon arriving he learns he will not be allowed to join. He protests accepting a challenge against another fighter being refused, a twink in a leather cat outfit. The fight ensues, with the wink using his whip codpiece to insert itself into his opponents to wrap around him from the inside, a creative and unique strategy. 

However our protagonist finally reveals his secret technique acquired from his roommate lover, an arousal no man can ignore. He pulls out two fingers and with pinpoint precision, hits the prostate. No man on this island has ever thought of this, and I mean, how could they? Too long had gone on the rigid dick fights without new ideas keeping the cumpetition on it's knees. He's accepted and so begins the story, you will have to read the end of this review to know the climax of this "tournament of anacondas".

ART

The Japanese artist's (Reibun Ike) interpretations of men are quite typical male depiction in the shoujo style popularized in the 90's, with a common example of sailor moon's tuxedo mask. The style common among women's manga, is also quite often used with these so called "boy love" stories. Me, myself, would rather call this fantasy action, but I digress. Men are often drawn with tall slender faces with impressively accurate anatomy, bringing out the activeness of these men (Except the twink).

This style does however breed the same looking characters, however the artist knew this and made have different body types, height, and face, a rarity I gladly accept. Something that did surprise me however was that the men had performed hardcore sex acts upon each other, surprising since my mother works at a bookstore known for family friendliness, a mistake? a change in policy? who's to say, however in turn my mother did technically buy me a fine piece of literature with the common sprinkle of male on male penetration thrown in for story's sake.

CONCLUSION

Well, it's time to wrap up this review as Patreon is giving me a flashing yellow triangle telling me to stop for some reason, I mean, it's just the arts.

I was reading this in our living room, parent sitting across from me, reading excerpts as I slowly stopped, enthralled in the gripping story before me (and not because I realised this wasn't just a generic "dick fight love story")

*ending spoilers*

At this point in the story our protagonist is one on one with the final cumpetitor, ready to pin him down. But, at the last minute, his British/boyfriend/roommate/sensei arrives to confess his for REALS love, making our hero stop. And with little thought, goes with his heart and concedes, leaving our new champion.. but no, this was a boring, and you know what, I'll say it. LAME finale, so he does the one thing he can do, challenge the current king to a dick fight

little time is spent from the king preparing, confident in his own ability to make a man cum. The battle begins, both immediately grabbing each other in the most sensitive of places, but before the confident cumpetitor even realises it, the king is behind him, biting his ass. He then reveals a twist  that not even the great Oliver could see coming. He takes off his cod piece and says what none expected, he knew about the prostate all along, he just was so good at making other cum uncontrollably that he never had to use it, until now

He then fucks his ass, *closes book* *pushes up glasses* THE END