English translation (please let me know if there are any errors):
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げほっ
Cough!
げほっ
Cough!
(もく もく)
(Smoky Smoky)
キャアアア
AIEEEE!
ロマンティッククラウドは肌を傷つけずに衣服だけを溶かしてしまうロマンの塊なのだ!
Romantic Cloud is an embodiment of romance that dissolves only the clothes without harming the skin!
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ぎゃははは いい景色だ
Gwa-ha-ha! That's a nice view!
そっちのイケメン女の方は残念なオッパイだな
Well, the attractive girl over there has disappointing boobs.
さすが先輩Vラインの処理カンペキ・・・
As I'd expect, Senpai's V-line is flawless...
余計なお世話だ!
That's none of your business!
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代わりにチンコでも生やしてやろう
Let's give you a dick, instead.
ホレ ホーレ
HEY, HEEEY!
チンコハエルヤーツ!
Get a dick!
(バババ)
(BZZZZT)
ううっ
Unhh!
(バリバリバリバリ)
(CRAAACKLE)